Is there any non retarded way to bring him back to life in Episode IX? I just don't wam't Luke to be gone...

Is there any non retarded way to bring him back to life in Episode IX? I just don't wam't Luke to be gone. With bringing him back I don't mean as a force ghost but as real living person. You guys proved, that some of you are better writers than those current Disney directors. So post your ideas.

If Yoda was any indication they'll probably bring him back as a ghost puppet.

With arthritic aches and all.

i have idea

>ray on mileenium falcoon
>cook eggroll in microwave
>take bit out eggroll
>luke inside eggroll
>"Hi ray"
>"hello luke"

Jesus JJ is that you? I'm sorry Rian left you in a hole but I don't think we can dig you out of this one.

The Luke that died was a clone and the real Luke is home on Tatooine.

It was Luuke that died, not Luke.

The Luke on Ach too was just a projection.

There, we're done.

Yeah, but Rey and Leia said they both sensed that he died.

Sheev fooled the whole Jedi council's senses including Yoda. I'm sure Luke can fool some untrained women.

Hahaha misogynist. No eggrolls for you and your gross jerkoff fantasies!!!

>non retarded
What scale are you working off as TLJ is retard as hell.

Luuke or Luuuke maybe.

they sensed that he was gone, not dead, so still retconnable.

I think that in TCW series Yoda visits the cosmic force. Luke went there but he will be back with more knowledge and his brain back.

It's a bit cheap but I would be actually OK with that.

>mfw Mark said he likes Luuke more than TLJ

He possesses Kylo and then makes him do some gay stuff

>gay stuff

Hot!

>some of you are better writers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

With the Prequels explaining midichlorians having clones of jedis actually seems perfectly reasonable.

Rian is a hack so it isn't hard to top him.

His force ghost is gonna berate Kylo, he did say "I'll always be with you"

I am sorry George, you were right and you told, you warned us, its too late now Ji

It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad. I feel terrible for Mark. His character ruined by a hack director.

I could have just about been ok with the movie had he not died for NO REASON. It even makes the whole astral projection thing pointless.

Retcon it JJ

Do a double turn with kylo ben and rey, end movie with ben ren defeating rey who was evil all along with the help of luuuuuke who was only pretending to be dead. It would a bunch of huge ass pulls but at this point I'll accept any kind of ass pull that gets rid of rey and brings back luuuke and makes kylo a more competent whatever he is. After that start new less shitty trilogy from there.

>It even makes the whole astral projection thing pointless.

Tell me about it.
>shows up to sacrifice himself for the 10 rebels, who would have died anyway if it wasn't for Rey magically being there to lift the rocks
>gets slashed
>ebin plot twist, turns out to be a hologram
>dies anyway

BRAVA, RIAN, BRAVA

now im really sad

Reading that made me angry. It's so much better than what we got

he was just a clone...from clone wars

the real Luke was busy cutting whole ships in half with his lightsaber

I've got it!!! Episode 8 was all a dream in Finn's head as he was recovering from his wounds in 7, and he wakes up in 9 very confused.

He became a force ghost like Yoda.

JJ abrams said it's time for gay star wars

But Rey is powerful

In one interview, mark hamil says he was reading a script and waiting for Luke to come in he story and someone had said "the sword of Skywalker is powerful", but all I can think of is "the seed of Skywalker is powerful" super powerful force semen, kek.

I hope this happens

wew