Ever reddit hates it

>ever reddit hates it

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WTF, I love the Last Jedi now

Good let the hate flow

We finally found the level of shit where reddit will admit it. Somewhere between TFA bad and TLJ bad. This is important new information on the human psyche

unironically Sup Forums in a couple months when normal people starts hating it

I can't wait till disney acquires lord of the rings and hires everyone again to kill off in the new trilogy. There will now be african americans and asians in middle earth and before you try to say there already was niggers, no there wasn't you cuck Tolkien only described there were dark skin people (easterlings and southrons)

Are you that "Tolkien was a crypto-fascist and secretly hated niggers" autist from Sup Forums?

Generally seems that the average reaction this movie was disgust in every place I've looked, it'll never make its money back at this rate. I actually liked it when I first saw it, but after reading some of the comments on Sup Forums I realised I was wrong.

What does this reply have to do with my quotes post? Please calm down user

why would a sane intelligent white man put niggers into his story? Absolutely useless and waste of space even the words just taint the white pages of the book.

>this post is locked

why come they lock
why they lock him thread

I don't know, user.

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>Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

inb4 kike conspiracy

rip in piss nu-star wars

>it'll never make its money back at this rate.
The fucking delusion here...

Reports indicate it'll have to make at least $2 bil to break even - It's not going to reach that. The Last Jedi will be a stone cold bomb.

>actually getting angry because your manchild guilty pleasure turns out to be shit

I fucking hate Star Shit fans so much

FPBP

If that's true then they are fucked, that means doing the same as TFA which is definitely not happening with a 57% audience score. Realistically I think it will be between TFA and Rogue One at 1.5 billion which by any sane metric would be good but if you're one of the retards behind this shitshow then it's a five hundred million dollar bath. Hilarious turn of events, I'm going to miss 2017.

why does it need 2bil to break even, most of the actors are literally whos, other than lea, luke and kylo ren, effects are trash tier, action trash tier, so where did they spent all the budged? marketiers???

>Reports indicate it'll have to make at least $2 bil to break even
That sounds like total bullshit to me.

It's already like that. Sup Forums hated it the first day, now it's "misunderstood/good with bad moments".

marketing, literally every item in the known universe has something to do with star wars printed on it at this point, all the mass media review outlets have been paid off etc.

Now if only they are able to come to the conclusion that it was womyn and diversity who ruined it

so at what point will Sup Forums start to pretend it was actually good?

>it'll have to make at least $2 bil to break even

You are a complete retard.

if reddit hates it, im gonna start liking it

not even being ironic

Duh. Sup Forums and reddit only pretend to like and hate different things to falseflag at each other.

>tfw when enjoy most media and feel sorry for people who take things to critically

Kindly fuck off back to your containment board.

You fuck off, nigger.

The mouse needs to die, this is priority #1.

This. I already liked TLJ. Now I like it even more now that it triggers redit normies and book fags alike. It's the ultimate pleb filter.

>this thread is locked

lmao reddit, god forbid anyone who actually has a different opinion

So, hes was mad against Germans for ruining everything, I don't see him being some progressive.

>it'll have to make 2 bil to break even

You're a fucking moron, it'll be a huge success, sadly.

Hey faggot, going over to redit and trying to sound like you're one of us doesn't make you cool. Fucking leave chan and go back to redit you fucking cock sucker

Why didn't Luke just hyper drive the death star?

Tolkien supported Franco in the Spanish civil war. He just didn't like Hitler's racial autism. He was a hardcore traditionalist catholic who had wet dreams of going back to antiquity and shit.

OMG
PEDES ! PEDES !
WE MUST LOVE THIS MOVIE NOW ! NO MATTER WHAT !
CHOP CHOP ! GET OFF YOUR FAT ASSES AND START MAKING POSITIVE THREADS ABOUT IT ! MAGA !

They already do tho.

It's already underperforming TFA by about a fifth and two billion is what TFA ended up making so actually he's not such a fucking moron.

Seeing normeis shit on a Star Wars movie after overrating the mediocre Rouge One is pretty cathartic tbqh. TLJ will get a better reception over time though. Like 20 years from now it'll be a weird group's favorite Star Wars film

>corporate shills use reddit to push their guerrilla advertising
>reddit users defend this as "diversity of opinion"

omg lol

The amount of fucking obvious shills on damage control in that thread using multiple accounts and the
>MAYBE THEY JUST HAVE A DIFFERENT OPTION TO YOU
excuse when they get called out for the shills that they are

>trying to sound like you're one of us

le Sup Forums being a supah sekrit club meme needs to end.

This site is just as mainstream as Reddit these days, both communities are trash, but people tend to be more edgelordy on here because 'lol anonymous'

How do you fit in here? Be 'shocking' by saying things like nigger despite never standing behind your 'outrageous' opinions in the real world.

Disney gave us the film that allows us to spot all the reditors THANK YOU

>every item in the known universe has something to do with star wars printed on it at this point
What if, and hear me out hear, some companies would dare to pay to have star wars on their products to help sell them? You could even make a decent amount back before release by selling these rights.

I hope you KYS and your mother hates you, you nonredeemable faggot. Take that nigger cock out of your mouth and go back to your safe space cunt.

looks like it was kino after all

> Sup Forums is one person
stfu

>How do you fit in here?
lurk moar newnigger

Wow user very shocking post I see you are a pure denizen of the 4chans.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mdm8rpv045U

I feel for Mark

did you even check your own photo dumbass? the comment defending it is upvoted higher

>inb4 disney shill
that video is just every clip we've already seen before + mark having bad heartburn

>Sup Forums
You mean retarded redditors like you who think this place is reddit on opposite day

Literally the only group that goes out if their way to contradict reddit are the retards who actually crosspost on reddit. And no, not everybody uses your stupid site, stop projecting.

Why does the word "nigger" upset you? Did you seriously buy into the jew's lies?

>then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.
The English actually thought that fighting Hitler would bring them “pride”

Go back to your niggerspace you fucking lurking faggot

what a badass

Don't you wish there were more brutally honest reviewers? God I love my country.

Theres no way based viggo would touch that shit

What an exciting picture is this from the origin story of Han Solos pants?

fucken asian bloke one of us la

No one's arguing it won't make $2 billion. Saying it needs that to break even is fucking pants on head retarded but. Recycled sets and props from the last one, literal who shit actors, killed off the last of the big pay days on the first one.

Disney is literally setting this up to cost them $150 million a pop while making insane bank.

Tfw you live long enough to become like a redditor

People here didn't really like the new mad max too from what I remember.

what a terrible artist
Han and the ferret aren't even lined up

I think it has more to do that shitting on the most beloved character in the whole series that drives even plebbitors over the edge.
The mouse went to far this time.

I think han solo in tfa was even worse. He looks like a senile old man wearing the same fucking clothes and having the same fucking job 30 years later.

>rip in piss

>rest in peace in piss

2$bn to be considered a success you mean.
Since it would otherwise be the most expensive movie by far.

That's some good comments. Its like nu-wars was made by people that really hate Star Wars and everything it stood for.

Haha, all those mouse shills trying to make Sup Forums love this piece of shit. Funny.

kek of the millenium

a guy i know who studies film/cinema said the movie was okay, there was half an hour were it dragged and nothing happened, but it was okay

You remember incorrectly.

Sup Forums is a safe space, and nonredeemable isnt a word it is irredeemable you worthless piece of turkey dick

ONLY reddit hates it
others dont care

Finally, a Star Wars movie that is a pleb filter.

>This movie is why I'm a socialist
>So happy JJ Abrams is back
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Han was at least somehow still the same character and just got offed cheaply.
Luke was simply not Luke.
They took him and replaced him with someone else.
And you know, the one moment where he could've redemed himself. Fighting Ren off, showing him that he made a mistake and still believes that he can be redeemed, they fucking chickened out and gave him a cheap death on top of it.

turned on the TV before the cricket to hear those morning show clowns calling it the best SW ever. Aus is cucked

Wrong, you dumbass
deadline.com/2017/12/the-last-jedi-star-wars-opening-box-office-records-1202228444/

That's silly and you know it, everybody is hating this movie.

Hi lebbit!

It's really amazing. Search for Australian reviews of TLJ on youtube, they're ALL pissed at the movie.

Yep. You'd think the Republic would have given the man a few billion credits in thanks for, you know, helping to save the whole galaxy. I never got the impression from the OT that Han Solo liked being a smuggler. It was just a niche he found of being able to do something he was good at to make money without being cucked by the Empire like a good little citizen.
But then, as we all know, the Disney Wars' take on galactic politics, to the extent that there even is a take, is a mess.
It doesn't help that Ford fails to sell the character, so basically it just looks like you're watching Harrison Ford, the actor, standing there. On the other hand, I don't blame him if he decided not to put much energy into such a low quality production.
I wonder if the shitting on Han will continue in the Han Solo movie. Most likely.

You insecure soycucks from Sup Forums have to make everything about your victimhood.

morning news shows are painful excersizes in the most middle of the road positions possible. Criticism is only introduce there to be mocked.

They really are the right-wing version of SJWs.

>this post is locked

Cont. Except they're even worse than SJWs, cause so many of them drool over the idea of totalitarian politics.

Thanks for the status update. Can you stay there.

Seriously why would you think anybody outside reddit gives a fuck about what rookie who post there think. We already know exactly what those people are going to say.

The mouse literally owns half of everything you'll ever see on a screen now. It isn't going anywhere soon.

>post locked
wait why?

The "Reddit always sucks" meme is amusing, and personally I think that image boards are by far the superior format. However, the truth is that, just like Sup Forums, Reddit is mostly drooling idiots with the occasional bit of brilliant insight. I don't think the average 4channer is sharper than the average Redditor, it's just that the culture on image boards is more direct and less polite, so there's a pleasing effect of idiots getting called out more directly. Except on Sup Forums, where idiots have the run of the place.

ANOTHER DIDNEY MOVIE WHERE THE CRITICS AND THE AUDIENCE DISAGREE COMPLETELEY

JUST FUCKING ADMIT DIDNEY IS PAYING CIRTICS AND DC MOVIES ARE ACTUALLY GOOD

"Acute consumer psycho-tainment" is a decent term to describe Disney's new hegemon and content strategy. They've moved beyond market testing and screen testing for these SW movies, they are applying deep psychological metrics on a per-minute basis using "consumer psychologists" that consult with Kikeleen Kennedy under NDAs.

This is why TFA/TLJ are vacuous, as porous as mist, yet normies sing their praises for reasons they cannot explain in reviews. The "sum" doesn't matter, each scene is constructed to create an emotional and/or referential reaction, and some scenes that appear trivial, are there for a deeper purpose still, to handshake preceding/proceeding subliminal motives.

The infographic seen on Sup Forums of the black phallus imagery on Luke's island: Rey's bulbous black staff, the cock-nose of the tit creature, the ejaculation of the tit creature (milking), capped off with the remainder of cum-like spittle on Luke's beard, this is a microcosm for the macro of psychological strategy bring applied by Kennedy, Abrams, and the head emperor kike Bob Iger.

We need to stop arguing about these movies, and really expose how this content is being constructed on a molecular-kike level. Clearly Disney and Iger (and new owner Rupert Murdoch) have long term designs not only for Marvel and Star Wars, but for the American populace. The Jedi are being slowly diluted in canon while the average multi-culti grunt is being emphasized, and herein lies Communistic subtext. The "Rebellion" needs these "workers" and they are rogue state-sanctioned, with a single directive: destroy the old white guard.

Many anons complain about the underwhelming dispatching death of Snoke, yet don't see the blatant message of a diseased ancient rotting white male being murdered so swiftly, without any pomp or celebration, undeserving of any recognition. The subliminal: kill the aging white power mongers like Trump, with more work to be done! Neo-Bolshevik programming in feminist mouse ears. RIP Luke

I wonder what Sup Forumstards would think if the original trilogy came out today
Han - Jewish
Leia - Jewish, female
Lando - black
Yoda - based on old wise Asian man stereotype
Empire - all white males, except Vader's voice I guess, and based on Nazis