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depending on the severity of your sins, other anons will order you to watch a bad movie as punishment.

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I love the prequel trilogy

I do not care for The Godfather.

Absolve
Watch Son of the Mask

I went to see SW TLJ.
Kinda liked it, apart few flaws and stupid moments

I renounced Catholicism when I realized that the only point of the clergy is to abuse and humiliate the laity, while using them for money and sex.

I like feet

I used to strangle cats and frot my dick against their fur

Battlefield Earth for you, faggots

ive deleted but all of my backlog to make room for bbc porn

i haven't watched a movie on months i just come here for star wars and memes

I know capeshit is bad, but I watch it anyways.

1/5 of the star wars threads in the catalog are mine

mods hate these threads because they represent a white male in a positiion of authority or power

Nothing wrong
Shame! Shame! No punishment is enough for you!

I hope you get sent to the 4th ring of hell were all porn is just same race and only in missionary.

Not even a sin, child.

I spend $30 a year on a subscription to mycherrycrush. One time payment for her snapchat. Panties here and there. And saving up the big bucks to request 5 custom vids

One of my favourite bad movies

POHREEZ

BRESS ME FAZZUH

FOW I HAV ZINNED!

She looks like fucking a dude lmfao how gay are you faggot

i fucked a mentally ill woman infront of her 4 year old son.
she pulled a blanket up to our hips and whispered into my ear that she wants my cum in her.
a couple times he came up to us to ask her if she was okay and i would stop thrusting but she would still gyrate her hips while she was trying to calm him down.
eventually i faked an orgasm because i wanted it to end before the point where my erection couldnt be held any longer

I enjoyed the last jedi because it had cool space battles and that's all I care about.

I think TLJ was good desu.

repent

i think shes gorgeous
too bad she doesnt fuck black guys
i would pay $100 to see that

I see absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence

how is she mentally ill
is she hot? how old is she?

I really liked TLJ, a lot.
RoTS is my joint favourite SW film.
Master of Diguise was a good film despite its 1% rt rating.

I unironically love Man of Steel and Batman v Superman

I also thought 2017 Power Rangers was pretty good.

i honestly don't care about movies anymore. I also don't have the attention span for movies.

this
i can only watch films

I can't dislike a star wars movie especialy not in the cinema.

Most of the Galadriel feet posts have been me. Less than half of the Galadriel poop posts were mine. Almost none of the river dance posts were me.

I have impure thoughts.
I wanna rub Sarah Jessica Parker’s chin on the soles of my feet till we orgasm together.

I ejaculated outside the sacred bonds of holy matrimony.

I like the 2nd half of season 2 of Twin Peaks.

Batman & Robin

Absolve

Just because i got upset about something, I broke up for no reason with a woman who loved me really for more than 6 years.

i didnt know it as a fact at the time but there were clear signs that she legitimately crazy. down the line her mother revealed to me that she was diagnosed bipolar and off her meds for years.
yes she was a very attractive mid-20's pregnant woman.

it doesnt even end there.
as the night was winding down and she was leaving she blew me in my driveway as cars passed by and her son in the car seat could see me from the chest up. i had to keep my head turned or down as he was directly in my line of sight.

I watched the Dark Night over 20 times.

I unironically believe The Last Jedi to be the best Star Wars film since Empire.

Are you blind?
Fuck you, padre

Good taste

Pathetic sinner, pathetic cuck boi

I'm only anorexic so my dad doesn't finally give up on me

Aw padre is mad now. Fat fuck, you like children.

>Spend money on virtual sluts
>Try to ruin a thread
Son, you're really pathetic

I'd rather watch CSI than every new show that came out this year

Does your dad like spoopy skeletons?

He can't figure out why I'm so skinny. I feel guilty that he can't figure out that I'm starving myself instead of me being "sick" maybe

Im sorry you're poor, and cant even draw up new wojaks

and watch Norbit

>Need to pay for sex

Oh my. So you think if you’re not sick he will not care?
This is unhealthy get treatment

I want to watch TLJ only because everyone hates it.
I tell people they are plebs only because they watch new TV series.

>im paying for sex
T. Virgin, you think kissing gets girls pregnant? Autist

III > V > IV > II > VI > I > VIII > VII

Return of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars movie

Same here! I was just thinking about what is my favorite star wars movie earlier today.

>bipolar
that's just epic mood swings. she isn't exactly retarded you fucking retard

Oh, thats why I did it to begin with. Now I'm in a hole and I'm like every 17 year old white girl who hates herself. I worked myself into a shoot.

when i was 10 i used to play a bad game with my friends' little sister

This!

pls be my gf

Hahahaa, keep mad virgin boi, i can post pics of me with trannies/traps and girls here now if i want, and you? You need to pay!

Honestly besides some pacing issues and ewoks it isn't that bad

I'm a white male

Only if you dress like a girl and have a tight butthole

Repent my child, the fires of hell are licking at your feet.

pics of her

I like some black people and have had 4 non-white gf's

my ex gf was a 20 yr old indian virgin that used me for sex then dumped me when her parents introduced her to a rich indian guy

Dunno if all of these count as sins, but here goes:

I've never watched Fight Club.

Inherent Vice is PTA's worst film.

I unironically think Kristen Stewart is a good actress.

My favorite director is John Carpenter, and The Thing is his best film.

I didn't like The Last Jedi at all, but The Force Awakens was actually pretty decent.

My favorite film is Lost in Translation.

um sweetie no i asked for a gf so you have to dress in a cute skirt

You can go to therapy now or later after having sucked a massive amount of asshole dick because of your daddy issues.
I suggest just going now. Just trying to keep it real.

I SENTENCE YOU TO APOLOGIZE EVERY MOMENT FROM THE CURRENT YEAR TILL THE END OF YOUR TOXIC MALE EXISTENCE

Not sure about the last one, but the rest seem fine.
I think at the time Fight Club was pretty good, now its probably dated and cliche, I doubt I could watch it again now.

I couldn't finish Fight Club.

Father, I cannot stop lusting about Mia malkova's talent in films.
Father, I believe Brokeback Mountain is truly a master piece

Protestantism was a mistake.

Good thing I'm a Seventh Art Adventist

you worship Phil Grabsky?

man you are dumb

Yeah, not having watched Fight Club is more of an issue when it comes to my normie friends, l guess. There's really no reason for me to watch it considering all the themes and the plot-twist have been spoiled. Well, apart from it being thought of as a must-watch classic.

I unironically enjoy Kubrick flicks

>what is bipolar

I love awful movies. My favourite SW film is Phantom Menace and Dracula 3000 is probably the best awful movie made.

>only watched the first star wars movie
>think its absolute dogshit
>have no clue why are people so obsessed about the franchise
>i have literally seen better acting in porn

Phantom Menace is probably the best of the prequels.

I don't know what Dracula 3000 is, but the name sounds fucking horrible.

Is there another way to enjoy Kubrick films?

I enjoyed the van damme flick legionnaire as a kid very much.

>only ever seen bits of starwars on tv at christmas or easter
>never watched a full star wars movie until TFA
>thought TFA was ok
>watches Rogue One
>it's absolutely shit
>dropped
>i'll never watch another starwars

I started the fat Riker meme in the star trek threads

certainly not something that can be boiled down to mood swings.
im not even sure why youre mad. i never said anything about her being retarded

It's a made for TV sci-fi movie with that one guy who played Zeus in No Holds Barred (the Hulk Hogan movie from the 80's) and Coolio about people finding a literal space vampire, with space Van Helsing on it. I doubt you care for spoilers but just in case: everyone including space Van Helsing get turned into vampires by the end except for Zeus and this one white chick who's actually a sex robot. They then fuck until the ship they're on flies into the sun and explodes in what could be the shittiest explosion effect I've ever seen. youtube.com/watch?v=Y_PuM3nxgiw

I took a shit on the floor next to the toilet on my last week of high school

kys

Oldboy is overrated pretentious asian garbage

I was turned on by the idea of Deckard raping Pris' corpse after killing her in Blade Runner 2019.

where was i mad? you made it sound like she was retarded >certainly not something that can be boiled down to mood swings
Bipolar disorder, previously known as manic depression, is a mental disorder that causes periods of depression and periods of elevated mood.

You're watching Only God Forgives.
Now.

Manchester by the Sea is in my top 5 of all time