Hi Kylo! It's me, your grandfather Anakin. I know you think I'm some kind of role model for evilness...

>Hi Kylo! It's me, your grandfather Anakin. I know you think I'm some kind of role model for evilness, but I actually renounced the dark side turned to the light side moments before I died. I went down the same path as you, and it ended with me becoming irreversibly mutilated and losing everything I loved. Also, Luke wasn't actually going to kill you; it was just a brief moment of madness and he regrets it deeply. If you have any other problems I'm sure Obi Wan or Yoda could spare some time to talk to you.

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Seriously, letting Yoda just show up whenever he wants breaks the fucking movies because it begs the question of why Obi Wan and Anakin didn't do the same. This franchise is a fucking mess.

>also if you stop being retarded and autistic Rey will marry you

Its retarded but not that bad if you think about it. They were at basically the Jedi equivalent of that Muslim black box its makes sense that the force would be stronger there.

Yeah, I don't get it. Is Luke the only one who's allowed to see force ghosts?

Even if that were the case, they could at least get Luke or Rey or whoever to trick him into going there and then confronting him like a jedi ghost intervention.

Hey Kylo always remember the younglings!

Yeah, why the fuck didn't Luke pitch the idea to Rey when he found them canoodling in the hut instead of blowing it up and Rey could've seduced him there.

So how come Obi-Wan can talk to Luke in space, on Hoth, and they all appeared on Endor?

thats a story for a different time

Yoda says to Obi Wna that he can teach him to communicate with Qui Gon.

Originally they were supposed to be manifestations of your subconscious, giving you advice from beyond the grave.

Now they're literal invincible apparitions that can interact with the material world which raises a stupid number of plotholes. Like why doesn't Luke take an invincible team of ghosts with him everywhere he goes?

What game is this? Or it some fan made thing?

>You know, Kylo with great power comes great responsibility. Emperor Palpatine called it Burden of the Force Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.

>You know I lied to Luke when I told him he was right, those diversity loving rebelcucks had no idea about the power of the darkside
>Anakin looks directly at the camera.
>"The jawaniggers, the gungans, the sandpeople, It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then we shall slaughter them like animals, I hate them!. The Day of the Blaster is is near, Kylo. We'll have every jawanigger in this galaxy dead or in chains in 10 years, God bless the Galactic Empire."

uh turn your brain off?

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If force ghost(tm) was a new power that Qui-Gon discovered and taught to Obiwan and Yoda, then how did Anakin appear at the funeral in ROTJ

Its a mod for one of the Jedi Knight games. Probably Academy.

clearly they only show up in a place that's particularly strong with the force like Dagobah, Endor, and Ireland

Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy with the movie duels mod.

They gave him the crash course training session as soon as he died so he could appear for that scene.

>ywn you realize that Luke hallucinated Yoda's force-ghost

Well, he is the Chosen One, so...

I question master yoda's decision to give the little brats lightsabers outside of controlled supervision.

Pretty sure its explained in the books and other EU material (because why explain things in the films lol) that those are training lightsabers that barely tingle when in contact with skin. How you make a beam of superhot plasma safe for kids is a question i never bothered to learn the answer to, however.

jesus christ what is the source of this

>it begs the question
grammarist.com/rhetoric/begging-the-question-fallacy/

it's a figure of speech you dip
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/beg-the-question

Jedi Outcast mod. Might be Jedi Academy

Yeah it's a recurring mistake that's so common that it's come into common usage as a figure of speech.

force ghosts fade over time (i think) so it makes sense that obi could still communicate with Luke in the trench run (he didn't even form a ghost, so it probably took less effort).
On endor, there was just a great balancing of the force and vader returned to the light side, so there's that.

It could make sense that they can show up on luke's island due to the strong force presence, and maybe Kylo's darkness is warding them off from talking with him somehow

>"You will learn to preserve your Life Force, and so, manifest a consciousness which will allow you to commune with the living after death."

>force ghosts fade over time (i think)

It's called "eternal consciousness", so probably doesn't.

kek

>Trust me, I have seen her look at your package when you're distracted.
>She has pretty breasts, too bad I can't masturbate, I am a space ghost lol
>You should wash your hands before and after.
>Btw, about that porn you have... Aren't girls with penises boys?

I don't remember correctly but I thought I saw a comic or a short story about how after he killed Obi he went looking for an answer to why he disappeared when getting killed.

nah, I'm pretty sure they do.

I know for a fact they faded in the EU
I'm sure it's the same in disney canon

Why would he have to masterbate, I'm sure he has force ghost Padame.

>google search
>lightsaber instant vaporizing
>old people fast combustion
>hard light holograms

its almost like language changes

why didnt yoda just force lightning Snoke?
why didnt he go all out on Sheev until he died, and just force lightning him as a forceghost if he didnt kill him?

Im unironically butthurt that Anakin wasnt in TLJ. I couldve sworn I read that the Mouse had signed him for Episode VIII and IX. Did they drop the deal or something?

force ghosts in general are broken and like the forece itself given way too much power. They should have stayed as merely inner dialog/memories like they were in the first movie, not sentient ghosts.

hallucinating milk

Makes me wonder how many other words and idioms shifted meaning because most people misunderstood them

Explain Exar Kun then.

Let's not kid ourselves, it's a Deus Ex Machina plot device.

Force Ghosts and Hyperspace Rams are the new eagles, but worse.

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Wait so is Anakin not the chosen one anymore? He didn't actually bring balance to the force because there is still conflict between the dark and light, right?

I swear I read somewhere that Anakin force ghost wsnconfirmed for TLJ

I'm pretty sure it's the Movie Battles mod for JKA.

The conflict is the balance

no Padmé didn't have the force powers to retain individuality, at best he could conjure him a force zombie to rape

It was a red herring leaker. They did a limited hangout of real content (Porgs, Chewie eating one for lauhgs), so the disinfo (Anakin's force ghost) was plausible.

They didn't spec enough of an INT / CHA during their padawan class phase to unlock advanced (4+ sequels) force ghost projection.

n00bs

A daring synthesis

>Kylo, did I ever tell you about Orr'UrRuuR'R?
>Orr'UrRuuR'R was a Tusken Raider male who lived on the desert planet Tatooine. In the year 32 BBY, he and several other Tuskens took up position on top of the Canyon Dune Turn portion of the Boonta Eve Classic podracing course and fired on the podracers passing by.
>He was a good friend.

I hope Jawas get a cameo in Trilogy 3, Episode 3 so 'Jawaniggers' posting takes off.

Very nice

kek

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This kills the reboot.

oh
but then how did Anakin bring balance if there was always conflict..?

> Orr'UrRuuR'R, a close friend, was first identified during the Gergorian Calendar year 2001 (upon a planet in a galaxy far, far away) in the 'reflections' expansion pack of the Star Wars Legends Young Jedi Collectible Card Game.
> he was a good friend,

By tricking his autistic grandson into becoming a sith and attacking his autistic jedi son.

he's wrong

>Also, about the Chosen One prophecy : The idea of balance of the Force, a central tenet of the Jedi Order, refers to the ideal state in which the Force exists in nature, i.e. as the light side. The presence of the dark side corrupts and destroys this natural balance, and the Jedi viewed it as their duty to restore it.

>Hi son! I know you've been busy setting up the new Jedi training academy but I thought you and I could have a father-son talk. You should let Ben know that there's this bad guy called Snoke who's trying to poison his mind with the dark side. Don't do anything stupid like sneaking into his room while he sleeps so you can read his mind, and definitely don't take your lightsaber in there either, he might get the wrong idea. And remember, you saw the good in me, so have faith in the boy! Also, be sure to teach your sister how to fly through space using the force. I love you, son.

>the dark side is one thing, but how can I resist the desire to murder kids?

Killing kids is the Skywalker way.

>and I was a good friend.

The only good part about new Star Wars films is all of the memes it produces, especially Obi memes.

Holy shit lmao

Delicious.

Damn I forgot about the original Anakin