Why doesn't lois lane wear pants?

why doesn't lois lane wear pants?

Her gams are better than a VIP pass at times.

FPBP

Why don't you wear a skirt?

Best. Lois. Ever.

She HAS pants, user.

Spun from spider webs, by pixies.

/thread

I don't have an issue that she wears a skirt. But it's WAY too short. It's very unprofessional for a reporter who works for a major metropolitan newspaper to wear an outfit that would show her panties all workday long.

Lois can wear any damn skirt length she wants to.

And people say that western animation can't have good looking females. Fucking btfo.

she gotta let the gooch air out user

it's like a sauna down there

Why doesn't solomon grundy have pants?

Pants are for men.

>people meme that luthor is black
>no one memes that lois is japanese

Yukiko is worst girl

Pants are for uncivilized barbarians.

Why does she shove her razor sharp hands through her skirt?

to show she is a woman, apparently

Skirts are more comfy.

Marie.

this is true, and dresses are the most comfy.

I fucking love kilts.

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Why should she wear pants?

She can wear whatever she wants to wear you misogynist scum.

Why do women in general wear skirts. It's just clothes

why we like see her in skirt.

But she did wear pants, user.

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I honestly thought Lex was black and Lois was asian as a kid because of STAS.

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Because of the sexism that's been hammered into the business world. Same reason why women that do wear pants are said to be wearing a "pantsuit" while men are just wearing "suits"

post more dcau lois legs

I said post them!

Because then you couldn't see her great legs.

If I had legs like that I've never wear pants either

Print is dying so she needs to makes the sales up somehow

Not really a leg man, but damn son. Lois' legs definitely propel her to the highest tier of DCAU waifus.

I disagree, I like to wear shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear

She can't be slowed down by a knee length skirt, user.

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Zone's at it again?

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Dun' worry, it's just for that scene. She's back to the skirt again afterward.

Samefag

I liked BTAS a lot more than this show, but it never had a looker like Lois on the regular cast.

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my god, DCAU Lois is probably the most rapeable character in fiction.

Yeah, probably.

That's why the SU game is godsent.

It'll be great when it's finally finished twenty years from now.

Slutty DCAU Lois or Bitchy DCAU Lois?

bump for lois' backstage-access-giving-legs

well that's fucking terrifying.

What does Sup Forums think of this?

And also this?

....keep going

It was the episode after the one in OP, funnily enough. guess she didn't like the pants and went back.

Christ, I need to stop tickling my niece, I fear it might turn her into one of these weirdo's

I only have two lois-tickled scenes, sorry. Unless you want wondy tickled by a hot nazi bitch.

I guess Babs got jealous considering her later wardrobe changes.

Tunics are awesome as well. Especially moroccan style hooded djellabas. Cool on the summer and warm in the winter.

>panties
>implying

You know Lois is freaky enough to flash her bald slit to the world. Plus easier access for when she wants to have Mile High Club meetings with Supes.

>clipping in my non CG cartoon

The road to Paradise.

Wearing a mini skirt and showing a lot of legs actually used to be a sign for female empowerment.

shockingly, art errors exist regardless of medium

She had to do something to get Bruce's attention. Same with the lipstick.

>Timm design
>bald slit
Ha, nope

Ha, nope.

A pearl choker would have caught his eye, I bet. Tug on his Oedipal guilt.

A guy can dream.

What do you think she wore the night she slept with him the first time?
She must have loved it when he called her Mom.

That she has a trimmed bush is way lewder.

He's just banging her from behind, one hand on her hip, the other pulling on the pearls, choking her. She's loving it, gasping his name when she cums. And just before he finishes inside of her, he groans "Martha!"

Landing strip then. I'm a little disappointed that Supergirl isn't shaved, but the little tuft of hair is cute in it's own way.

Perfe...Get the fuck off this board Timm!

Superman may have a thing or two o say about that...

Supergirl should have a pattern in her pubes. Heat Vision helps a lot there.

How do you think she gets access to all those restricted areas/people?

At least the shield shape, because the S inside would require dense hair and a lot of work.

her hair didn't seem all that dense to me.

superman has a cuck fetish and bruce would have gotten lois from him if he wasn't a brooding loner

There's plenty of Asians in the DCAU and she looks nothing like them

bump

She is Asian?

Timm's art style means almost every woman has bedroom eyes. So it's hard to tell, but yes, Dana Tan is Asian.

>Tan

That clipping.

>her breasts actually respond to her movements
Mmmmm.

I prefer the older art style.

I think it's only worrisome if you're super hot. And according fake Sigmund Frued, the fetishes develop because of unsatisfied supplements. So you gonna have to supply the tickle until she's bored of it

Fraid not. Did you think my post was that good, senpai? I thought the answer was obvious. Her gams are all I can think about when she's on the screen.

Been a leg man all my life. It's like playing on easy mode, women will show off the entire damn thing from ankle to hip as soon as it's warmer than 40 degrees and you don't have to earn it like with tits and ass, or even know them at all. I love seeing them more than the private stuff, honestly.

No more DCAU Lois legs?