'Star Wars: The Last Jedi': The Full Shapiro Review

ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP

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>HOLY SHIT

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>Didn't like Luke's trick at the end
Dropped

Who?

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Ben Shapiro is a literal manchild who mocks high schoolers at assemblies he's paid to go to.

He's literally the most emasculated man I know of.

BIG

imagine those tits in your mouth

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MILKY MILKY

WHO IS SHE?

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KHAZAR

Ben Shapiro's sister. Once Sup Forums figured out who she was they post her in every Ben thread.

Abigail Shapiro
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holy fucking shit, thanks

what a qt

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MEGAMILK

>tfw Instagram friends with her

MILKERS

He does movie reviews now? Wow that guy can do anything.

They were probably disabled after Sup Forums discovered who she was.

I fully agree with it.

>Shapiro is a turbomanlet
>His sister is some kind of Jewish amazon

How much do you think she bullied him when they were growing up?

gib jewtits

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Based Manlet!

He was correct up until

>Overall, better than The Force Awakens

Shapiro's against abortion because its against the will of God, who cares what he has to say on anything?

Why would I care what a manlet thinks

She probably could have held him down and suffocated him with those milkers.

>if you don't want me to kill babies you're an retard!
the absolutely state of Sup Forums

>The Powers Of The Force Aren’t Magic.

Yes they are.

Who is this clown? This isn't a review. It's a series of nitpicks about a movie about space magic.

>Social Justice Warrioring On Interplanetary Monte Carlo

This is a grown man talking like this apparently.

abortion is murder though

Yaaaaaaaaas queen slayyyyyyyyyy

OJ's lawyer?

Ben Shapiro loved Batman v Superman.

He's a smart guy on political matters, but he has shit taste in movies.

BABY WANTS TO SUCK! BABY WANTS BIG KHAZAR MILKERS!

He's 100% on the spectrum

Just imagine being 14 year old Ben. You're a frail, gaunt Jew boy surrounded by prime Californian specimens, well tanned and well muscled young men, who enjoy humiliating you in between bragging about banging your big titted sister. Also consider that Ben looks like he could make a passable tranny.

Am I supposed to know who this is?

He's your next President, goyboy.

>I hate Shapiro because is a Jew.
He got all the criticism right. He is just indulgent with he movie (but ranks the nu-wars below the OT).

Gib

Nah, its just the woman revoking her consent to share her body.

If the baby dies it just didn't try hard enough to survive

*watches kids movies as a loser with no offspring*

>the force can do anything

boy that sure is a fucking retarded opinion to have

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Wow, what a bunch of bullshit nitpicking and whining. Shapiro shouldn't do anymore reviews, it just makes him look like a blogger. Judge a film on what it tries to be and if it accomplishes that, don't sit back and play monday morning director "That's NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONNNEE." You're not a storyteller shapiro, stfu

just turn ur brain am i rite xD

Why would I give a shit what a political speaker has to say about a movie?

>Criticism are just nitpicks
Is there any more of a brainlet response?

>I have terrible reading comprehension
Congrats you really have no brain to turn off anyways

>bullshit nitpicking and whining
>literally all of his points are sound

just
turn
ur
brain
offf
xD

The kike is right.

It's fucking space magic. This ain't star trek. It can do whatever the plot needs.

that sounds like good writing

>bombers literally drop explosives in space
Shit I didn't even notice that one. It'll take years to uncover all the bloopers in this one

I bet the only reason they did that stupid shit is because DUHHHH STAR WARS IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE WW2 REFERENCES

>it's just magic

why didn't gandalf just use a teleportation spell to teleport the ring?

Does it have his sister in a slave bikini?

But if that's a WW2 reference, it's a pretty racist one, it's an asian being a kamikaze pilot. Not to mention the fact that asian kamikazes were the baddies, so I don't see how that works as a reference

that one made sense, there was artificial gravity inside the bombers.
What I didn't understand was why the laser blasts curved towards the escaping Resistance ships when they were being bombarded from a distance.

My point is all of his "points" have no place in film criticism and are subjective. He just doesn't like the choices they made for arbitrary, personal reasons. That's just some child whining that the movie isn't the same one he imagined in his head.

>subjective

It's an obvious reference to footage from American/British WW2 bomber crews. Wasn't intended to be a suicide mission

Ships have their own gravity, that's why people walk around the ships normally. You can drop bombs on them because of that and that's also the reason the blasts from the Supremacy were arcing through space.

the only arcing i see is your mental gymnastics

what wa ben's opinion on the milkies scene?

God damn ben's sisters cute as fuck and has a massive rack.

The girl from Matilda is also his cousin.

>Don't put the gas away yet

>BLACK LEATHER SKIRT

GET SOME CLASS YA BINT

mara wilson would be really cute if she lost weight.

I agree with basically everything hes saying

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You can be fine with ending people's lives before they've started, but not everyone has to be

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he has a book out called 5 lies colleges tell your kids. good lord the self-shilling has become obscene.

So how big is your dick Sup Forums?

yup. hes god to poltards.

5 1/2 inches. doesnt matter much, Im the only one who sees it aside from rare occasions

>being against animal abuse is now being SJW in Bens eyes
Guess I'm a SJW now...
You can have an issue with other agendas Disney push but teaching kids that animal abuse is bad is fine with me. Especially when the original Star wars displayed bonds with multiple creatures

Jewish tits are the best

>Jew
>god to poltards

Please leave, you know not what you say.

SJW is apparently also against war profiteering.

8 by 6

I want to drink her green milk

the fuck i dont. youre all fuckin retarded. hes your idiot jew god.

We might have gone a little too far in a few places

Oh umm about 4 months ago Sup Forums raided the comments and went a little too far. I don't know what the big deal was everyone had complimentary things to say about her figure.

Damn they took down the vid someone made of her pronouncing Khazar Milkers from the song.

He was talking about the income inequality or demonizing the wealthy

based

lol remember when ben shapiro wrote syndicated columns in college about how it was cool he didnt fuck

That review does a good job of describing the same issues I had with the movie. God damnit, I thought the prequels ruined Star Wars, but this one blew up the good will built up after The Force Awakens and Rouge One, then they took a shit on the classic trilogy by the way they handled the characters.

>There's no gravity in space

What is this, fucking CinemaSins? Christ.

t. libertarian

>hes god to poltards.
>Jew
Retard detected

Sup Forums despises him you dolt.

About 6.5 inches, but it's not that thick.

like 5 inch seriously makes me want to die

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