Is Foxdad the modern Heathcliff

Is Foxdad the modern Heathcliff

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yes

This shtick is starting to get old.
Replacing words with the names of animals that sound like those words will only take you so far. This guy either needs to broaden his comedy pool or start doing something else.

>dad
>getting better jokes

HE doesn't have to get better jokes, but the strip itself does.
The weird little world this comic has set up has a lot of potential for parody and bizarre slice of life comedy, but the only punchlines we ever get are really bad puns. And if your only joke is to tell the same ironically bad joke over and over again, the strip is going to get very stale very fast.

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See, this implies people changing their fursonas actually happens despite the insanely hardcore dedication to being them in this world, how does that work?

I think the real problem here is you might have the autism

Furry dad has the deepest lore.

>He doesn't have autism

Why are you here?

I have Aspergers, and am clearly here to steal the limelight from all you high-functioning autistics.

>autistics
This triggers my genetic pedantry.
I'm a high-functioning German, you know.

I can't wait for the page where foxdad gives his old character to his son

>how does that work
When the old fursuit gets too crusty

Do you remember the stories about the issues with the latex-lined fursuit?

I thought this was loss for a second

>despite the insanely hardcore dedication to being them in this world, how does that work
i think you think you know what you're talking about but you don't

This is starting to get to Tales from The Crypt levels of puns.

When are we going to get porn of college-age Sparkledog and Nami banging?

What the fuck is this furfaggotry?

>He went to collage in his furry suit

Is this a Dreaming of Utopia spin off?

Well no, because the fursuiters in this are actually portrayed with the realistic 'dead eyes' instead of being able to emote somehow.

Are you new? "Furry Dad Puns: The Webcomic" has been posted on Sup Forums for quite awhile now.

Its the family life between a corny furry dad and a massively weeaboo mom.

This comic is fucking abysmal.

Why is the mom shorter, and a bit hotter than the daughter?

Part of me likes how college fursuit looks all in shape.
Like it was how a guy might be in peak physical appearance in college and years later is just a normal dude.

>not funny
>poorly drawn
>hahaha it's good because he has an animal fetish like me!

His son is Danny Fenton?

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His parents prolly buy their kids cosplay outfits so often their wardrobe is mostly references.
Kid prolly doesn't even care about the cartoon and just likes the shirt.

Why is she dressed as Nami?

>Doesn't enjoy a good pun or twenty-five
Do furry puns just make you PUPSET?

I'd put you down if I could

Same reason she's got the one piece crossbones on her sketchbook

She's a weeb

It's enjoyable because it's shitty dad jokes presented in an earnest format. I can't even call it a good comic but you can like it for its simplicity. Also I enjoy that the artist draws fursuits with static expressions and blank eyes instead of just drawing an anthro with seams, it lends itself to the low key absurdity of the dad jokes desu

Cause she's a weeb.

Well then lucky for me MEOWDER is illegal.

It's only murder if you are a human though.

Checkmate furfags

Can't wait till furfags legally declare themselves animals, it will be the buffalo all over again

but animals can't break BATF laws, and they're fucking loaded with cash

>"But officer. It had a furry suit on. Clearly it wasn't human."
A weak defense like that will land you with CATTEMPT of court.

Furry hate thread?

Perhaps you could convince the judge that you had no clue it was a human because of the fursuit, and that could at least drop your charges to manslaughter or negligent homicide instead of flat-out murder.

You don't happen to realize it but even as an old milf she's dressed up as a little anime girl.

Be honest Sup Forums, what is your fursona?

>waste daddies money
>homeless with no rights
*click*

Can I have a... robosona instead? Robots are cool, I'm readily willing to masturbate to them to qualify.

kek

you're gonna need more firepower, i know some fursuits have kevlar and plates hidden in there

Wait, is there even a japanese audience for fursuits? I thought this was a mainly western thing, what does the furry community look like in other, non amerifat, countries?

When I was like 8-12 and played around in my living room/backyard a lot, I would usually have a bunch of "storylines" to base my various fights with nothing on. Most were direct rip-offs of anime I liked like Naruto and DBZ and all that shit.

One however, one of the original ideas, was that of an OC I made (never drew, I'm shit at art and knew it) that was basically what could be described as a buff anthro dragon with gold scales and had lightning powers and a cool sword and wore pants but no shirt.

As a kid I just thought it looked cool. Didn't even learn about furries until about a year after I grew out of that phase. To this day I still think lightning powers are the shit, too.

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There's an audience in every first world country

There is a Japanese furry convention over there m8

youtube.com/watch?v=j2KTIhqm188

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Not Mario!

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Oh, kinda had something like that as a brat.

Instead me and a couple of older kids at school played Adventurers where we were basically Power Rangers, in that we went around fighting bad guys and had megazord style things for when the fight got serious.

My Megazord knockoff was a giant humanoid mouse-styled one with a sword made up of spiky mouse teeth and it also had a whip that was stored as a 'tail' when not in use.

I... don't know if this makes it any better or any worse. Like, I expect this kind of degeneracy from the japs, so it's a little less weird then when I see white people do it.

But it's still really weird that half their suits look like neopets. You'd think they'd branch out more like that one chinese dragon at 1:59 or something.

This isn't really a slam at Furries, since the fat bitch in the scooter at the front without any furry sutff on is way more disgusting

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>When you wear a giant padded fursuit and your gf/mistress still has larger legs than you

Don't have one. Would probably choose a cheetah, though. They go fast and have a neat fur pattern. And they purr and chirp, which is cool.
I can't believe I misplaced that webm of a cheetah laying on its handler and licking his face it looked so comfy.

Yeah, electricity powers are neat, especially when taken to the extreme - e.g. shooting a bolt into a stormcloud to trigger a lightning strike, draining power from something, and of course never needing a charging cable ever again, as well as everything ATLA did with it.

A mouse

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The Furry probably smells way worse

>trips of truth
what the fuck is wrong with these people
claim to love animals and then violently sodomise them

She had a different cosplay back then.

a raccoon

>Fox Dad is fucking crazy, even among the furries of the comic
Beautifur

I've always enjoyed Snakes, so probably one of them.

I don't know what you're talking about. Shit like pic related is insane.
Like what. What even is this. The fuck is this shit?
I like it.

I had an incredibly intricate 'cyborg-sona' at one point, and role playing this thing was literally the only way I could get off. I very nearly published a novel about the character.

I fell into an even deeper depression just before I was getting to the point of building a suit to go to conventions in and/or to try and have sex in.

I'm better now but that stain will remain on my soul.

I can't judge furries, I've been too close to the razor's edge.

I recall the big one I loved as a kid was the idea of having electricity surge through a sword; saw some Naruto manga panels online and thought that was fucking awesome at the time.

Another that comes to mind was that he "unlocked" (aka I came up with it so I inserted it into the story) the ability to fill the air around him in a dome of invisible static electricity, and then he could snap his fingers to cause one particular spot to get a big jolt. I think that one came from a combination of watching Piccolo do Hellzone Grenade in DBZ games, that one fight in the YuYu Hakusho Dark Tournament with Kurama in that dome of mist, and maybe that episode of Ed, Edd, & Eddy where Ed does the static electricity (I forget when that aired, maybe it was well after and I'm mixing up memories).

I love how that part of the wall looks so much like a comic border so it makes it like there's this unrelated shot of some furry chick alone in the office break room.

>claim to love animals and then violently sodomise them

most furries aren't actually animalists or animal right advocates, they just pretend to be one or like one for kicks, many are into furries as some kind of fantasy race with no connection to real animals. Guys into feral art are just >3DPD about actual animals too.

hell many furries outright get off to pet play and cattle-play as a domination thing, including the butchering part.

So furries are cruel and degenerate people. My opinion hasn't changed.

I wish there were more neopets suits tbqh
Also the japs love foxes and dogs like western furfags do, shit like that tends to have somewhat universal appeal

I just got a suit this week and I still don't have one

Idk who these bitches are but I want some serious Yakuza man to smack them in their smug faces.

Whats your suit then?

Pycnagonida!

The closest I have is a demon boy character I ERP with.

OH MU FUCKING GOD.
I ASSUMED IT WAS AND WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THIS LEOPARD CHICK WAS ALL ALONE.

I thought maybe she realized she forgot to be at least business casual.

>shirtless buff dragon with golden scales.
That sounds hot enough to draw it

Is he a slut?

Did you mean Pycnogonida? The sea spider?

Of course.

It's a pokemon because I wanted to do a mystery dungeon themed cosplay

Yes. I was spelling it from memory in hopes people would google it.

Good man. Now I want to find some large penetration demon boy art.

That's what I thought it was initially. It works perfectly.

>"Hey, nice tie."
>"Thanks."
>random shot of some wall-eyed furry thing standing in a kitchen somewhere

Where does that guy work?

Unfortunately not much out there, a lot of the stuff is focused on regular humans giving the demon the dick. Western stuff can be better about it at least. Personally sometimes I just photoshop existing art for my donut steel.

Here's one doujin that might fit your criteria: exhentai.org/g/639114/2ba7ddfa60/

At BUSINESS INCORPURRATED.

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>Add to favorites to find later
>notice Dickgirl on Male
... How do I unfavorite?

>Part of me likes how college fursuit looks all in shape.

I bet you do, you sick fuck.

I'm not even sure why there's female tags at all, I don't remember any women in this and can't find any. I think someone just added "male on dickgirl" because they're afraid of being gay, or maybe it's something to do with the source material.

>it will be the buffalo all over again

Anyone have any more of this stupid bullshit?

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