I MASTERED THE ART OF PUTTING PUTRID RAW FISH ON BALL OF RICE

I MASTERED THE ART OF PUTTING PUTRID RAW FISH ON BALL OF RICE

YOU DARE TALK DOWN TO ME GAIJIN?

Redpill me on this guy
What is his endgoal and why do people keep paying him?

Why are you such a jerk to your son?

t. fat neckbeard who has trouble heating a hot pocket

Remember when people used to come into these threads and it was a 75/25 split on those defending him versus those mocking him? The consensus really has shifted towards shitting on Jiro's stupid fish.

Whitu boyu eatu 300 dorra fish and lice.

>that will be $500 plus tip, now you and your chaperone get the FUCK out of kinoplex gaijin!

and a nippy pippy chong to you my good man

I can literally smell the sour scent of sweat from under your cheese tits, OP.

this guy gets it

I remember it being 90% admiration. Now (They) have a new shitposting target.

>What wirr you have, smoothskin?

I mastered the art of massage!

Now pay me!

> be jiro
> clearly have high functioning autism
> make something of yourself using the unlimited powers of the Autismo Spectrum
> flushed with cash
> don't even need to cook the food you serve
> years later other autists on an anonymous image board are to intelligent too understand your success

If Jiro could do it why can't you?

>the popcorn is being served raw and unpopped
My sides

The fuck is this supposed to be.

It's just a massage, bro. Now pay me.

I laughed

>implying Jiro cares what you want

Luo Dong does all his massages for free though

With that technique, they better be.

He accepts donations and tips. When he goes to homes or when they go to his, he gets paid.

Why the fuck do you faggots keep posting this.

Do you think cat goddess 1.5 was secretly turned on by that?

...

He's the kino master of sushi

"People" aka faggots like to shit on him because they think Doritos is the pinnacle of good food and/or they're poorfags who fail to understand how the market works and/or they are racist.

those girls know what theyre getting into. they just wannag et felt up

Jirofags
>poorfag
>no taste
>doritos and hotpockets
imagine getting so heated over a ball of raw fish and rice

They just want a good massage because their body don't have enough Qi.

what if the rice is really well cooked?

Nice touch with the kernels. Very well done.

What's he doing when he puts his mouth on them? Please respond this is very important to the quality of my orgasm.

Does he do duds as well or only females.

not as heated as the hotpockets your mother warms for you

... you got a link to this one?

heating up a certain area

>wake up in the afternoon
>didn't have a job in months
>mom left some chicken tendies
>get dizzy from your own stink, but showering would require effort
>the thought of being a waste of space crawls up
>retreat to your virtual hideout (Sup Forums)
>distribute some redpills
>laugh at memes
>post some green frogs
>discover this wrinkly old chink who perfected the craft of preparing sushi through dedication - something you clearly lack
>plus, your racist tendencies forbid you from acknowledging there's any skill involved in making sushi
>remember that you can't even hold a job for a week and that you will most likely die once your parents are fed up with your shit
>meanwhile, Jiro is highly respected and rich
>this would be the point where a healthy person would start to self-improve
>you make threads like this one instead
>every other day

>Sup Forums doesn't like Jiro anymore
What happened bros, I thought this site liked nips

COL IS BAD, WOM GOOD, YOU NEED IT FO YO QI, SES BAD

BAKA GAIJIN

WATASHI WA JIRO-SAN
WATASHI WA SUSHI-SENNIN

hahahah what is the mouth for? hahahahahah

Sup Forums got invaded by goons and reddit, who hate anime and everything japan related

>whispers into microphone for 20 minutes
>"that will be $5000 patreonbux plus tip"

The tongue is the best conductor of Qi.

I can't believe they don't recognize the sexual intent here.

they do

There is none, otherwise the boyfriends/husbands would stand up and say something about it.

>want to be sushi master rike me?
>you spend 5 years washing rice before I teach you how to cut fish

This dude is fucking brilliant gotta say. I pay serious money at the club to do this.

You know what? If I had $800 to blow and was in Japan at the time, I would try his Sushi. I know it is mostly due to his status and not the actual quality, but fuck it.

the only weird part is that its recorded and in public. people pay for these "massages" all the time.

Women at the club lets you use your mouth on their breast to manipulate Qi?

The Jews fear the samurai

Does he ever perform those massages on guys?

They'll let you suck their tits, yes. Depends on the girl.

>No popcorn chopsticks?

What's his powerlevel?

Fugg look at the jugs on that one.

Are women this dumb to not see hes just a perv?

Everything you need to know about the Schlomos who shit on based nips.

the people defending him are almost always gastronomy dipshit hipsters

How hard is this shit really? anyone could put good ingredients together in a simple configuration like this.

Watch the movie dipshit.

They're extra swollen, needs more massage.

It's harder than it looks, sometimes you can drop the sushi, sometimes you can drop the rice.

“Well prepared” rather than “Putrid raw”. Yaaa fast food loveeeerrrr !!!! Eeeeee .....

That's because it's more fun to shitpost.

>japan
>tipping

the poverty of the neckbeard mind never fails to appall me.

He does, yes. I've seen one where he absolutely gropes a dude's dick.

I'd link you, but it was a long time ago on one of the many channels that have purported to be run by Mr. Dong himself.

i wanna taste the shrimps this nigga has been storing under his eyes
that is fucking dedication

A dude is da Jedi master on “Sushi” !!!

>he literally fucking lays on top of her and borderline rolls around
holy shit he is absolutely mental, and the fucking women paying for this must be absolute retards

don't fall for the memes, it's not difficult and it doesn't take your entire life to master. it's cutting fucking fish.

I'll take one sushi burger to go, extra wasabi.

Wow!!

NIPS OUT FOR CHINAMAN

Post your sushi, nigga.

hold the fish

Now we're talking

A dude is da Jedi, the sushi, master !!!

Thank god for Luo Dong posting, now this is a good thread.

Why is he sucking on her?

only true massage Jedis know.

>he gets paid to do this
>when I do it, they call it sexual assault
It's not fair.

to remove the bad spirits

Someone's gotta

watch out we got a wannabe sushi chef

>faggots
Why the homophobia?

more like wassabi

hambagah

It's quite clear that he's not a faggot

there is one where he asks the guy about masturbation it's hilarious and he starts rubbing the guys dick... I'll try and find the link

>mfw that ass
>tfw ywn bury your face in it

He likes cock and therefore can't stop talking about how other people like it.

Guys massage guys all the time. Nothing gay about that.

Why would anyone pay to eat raw fish...?

It's not homophobia if I suck dicks.

But faggots are cringeworthy and so are the people who shit on Jiro.

>they think Doritos is the pinnacle of good food
>think
Have you ever put them in a sandwich bro?

Why can't westerners accept that sushi is superior? Is this just nationalists shitting on Jiro because everyone in the world likes Japanese cuisine more than theirs?

I'm waiting.