Say that The Last Jedi was a bad movie one more time user

Say that The Last Jedi was a bad movie one more time user

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Nigga got wide. No 8 pack tho

Oh shit Chloe's comeback begins now!!!!

Turns out Kylo Ren was just a BIG NIBBA

i got that reference

fucking yoda that shit was priceless.
The whole point of being a teacher is so your students don't experience the failures you had too.

You can literally see his abs. He's wearing clothes covering his lower body due to the scarring from Chewies weapon

Isn't he a literal marine? His body is legit made for killing, not like all those pussy superheroes.

here

this guy didn't get the reference

Disney created abomination.
Why they don't make something in old republic like KOTOR... this period is much more rich. They could adatp pic related, it would be glorious.... but no, it is better to spread your shitty lefty belief system and butcher legendary saga.

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Honestly that's a perfect male body. Muscular and toned just enough to land any chick you want. His face is 50/50, depends on the person you ask.

>Poe gets demoted because apparently he can't just go in guns blazing even if it saves millions
>that fucking Super Leia scene, if she was that strong in the force why the fuck did she even need Luke's help?
>that stupid milking scene was disgusting and was entirely unnecessary; it could easily have been cut with zero impact on the narrative--least it made a dank meme right guys?
>same with any moment involving porgs--entirely unnecessary filler
>Chewie's presence is practically a cameo at this point and adds nothing; he might as well have died with Han
>Rey's literally too good at using the Force to even need Luke's training, and the only thing he can do is show her how to feel the Force
>Luke is reduced to a coward, even considering killing his own nephew at the first sign that he's being seduced by the Dark Side
>quips fucking everywhere, including during inappropriate moments
>Reylo skype scenes were interesting, but ultimately went nowhere aside from clumsy exposition
>Puppet Yoda was embarrassing nostalgia bait on par with the return of Leia's message to Obi Wan Kenobi, and was meaningless since his book burning was ruined by Rey
>poor editing throughout, jumbling multiple scenes to the point of incoherence; an entirely pathetic attempt at Return's and Empire's deft scene juggling
>because of said editing Rey splits Ahch-to (Octo, because it's episode 8, get it?) so jarringly it left me scratching my head wondering how the editor was given this job

His character is by far the best part of the nuStar Wars. Fite me

What was the point of this scene?

wait he fucking eats a porg.

IT WASN'T A MEME OR A JOKE.

jesus christ this gets worse everytime

2/2
>the entire Finn/Jackie Chan subplot; nobody gives a shit about Codebreaker; nobody gives a shit about horce racing PSAs, and nobody gives a single shit about Jackie Chan's yin yang medallion
>despite knowingly getting the wrong fucking codebreaker, who ended up working for the Empire and killing shitloads of people, Finn and Jackie's return to base is met with universal praise
>Laura Dern is a fucking nobody who only serves to kill herself via the hyperdrive kamikaze super maneuver; film crew wasn't even smart enough to get Leia to go down with the ship in a final blaze of glory (why didn't she just turn the ship around with the Force and activate the hyperdrive, saving everyone?)
>Snoke is a nobody who only serves to go full retard via failing to read the room; we will never know a single thing about why he's a Force user, why he decided to take over the New Republic, or any goddamned thing really
>Captain Phasma dies the way she lived: as a fucking nobody
>Kylo almost fucking successfully tempts Rey to join him for the New New Order before spaghettiing at the last minute because that twist would've given test audiences fatal heart attacks despite being an interesting way to set up Episode IX
>Rey's parents are apparently drunk chavs who knew exactly what to do with their daughter
>shameless feminism all over the fucking place because Kathleen literally can't help herself; I'm amazed that an Anita Sarkeesian cameo hasn't hit yet
>Luke dies despite only using a Force projection trick as a distraction for the Rebellion to fuck off
>fades out with fucking Adobe Premier-tier special effects
>the soundtrack only served as John Williams's protest against doing another fucking Star Wars movie
How the fuck did this pile of shit get praise?
The only scene I liked was when Luke was teaching Rey how to feel the Force through her senses, which took up about 30 seconds of screentime.
30 fucking seconds is all this trainwreck had going for it.

No, he learns that meat is murder and chooses not to eat the porg

It really is the pants' fault then. Damn, the dude really doesn't need to get picked on anymore as he is for his face.

>Finn/Jackie Chan subplot
I would give half my lifetime to actually see a jackie chan in that role and have it play out like rush hour, he even calls finn the same guy as rush hour.

he still kills the stupid porg

Moz would be proud

>he still kills the stupid porg
Yeah, but his abstinence was supposed to get the message across.
Kathleen's team is composed entirely of the dismally retarded.

Sam Hyde used to be such a qt.

>Laura Dern is a fucking nobody who only serves to kill herself via the hyperdrive kamikaze super maneuver
I don't remember what was her justification for staying behind to manually maneuver shit instead of.. I don't know, programming it to do so?

Absolutely no point at all.
It was exactly as unnecessary as the milking scene. When I said you could've cut it without breaking even a hint of pace, I meant it. It was a quip in scene form, and served zero purpose.
This flick was plagued with them. Jar Jar stepping in shit was downright acceptable compared to the filler in Last Jedi.

Whole. Fucking. Minute

Because it was her turn.

Why did Finn and Chink attempt to leave the casino planet without the codebreaker? Why did they run in the opposite direction from him once they escaped from the cell? Why didn't they try to reach him again and go "we changed our mind, you're hired" and instead tried their hardest to slink back empty-handed, dooming the resistance?

What a mess

Will he go full vegan in IX or will he have to eat a different kind of meat from porgs since porgs have infested the millennium falcon?

I'm praying for a webm of the lightspeed jump, that's the only scene in the movie that was done well

With any luck he'll develop a taste for human flesh and make this shitshow interesting.

>Frogtech

ISIS Yoda is awful he's great.

As pretty as it was, it was another victim of the clumsy-ass scene juggling that helped fuck this entire movie, and the implications of it helped lower the entire franchise
I agree, though, it was pretty.

the editor for this movie should seriously be fired

If you take away the visual effects and design, and focus on what story is told. Its a pretty shitty movie. Almost nothing happens. Its a saturday morning cartoon.

THE DELEGATES, SNOKE.

Spot on.

>Finn and filler are about to be executed by Phasma literally standing next to them
>everything blows up and dies instead of our filler characters
>Phasma is suddenly half a kilometer away from them
Ugh

If they would have failed things might even have gone better for the resistance.

>that webm
Jesus Fucking Christ

I got you senpai.

>OT Yoda,
>Wise, patient, mysterious
>Ep8 Yoda
>Blowing shit up from beyond the grave and laughing about it.

That's some anime type shit

Compared to what they accomplished, just rotting in a cell would've helped.
They failed the mission so spectacularly there's barely a Rebellion left.

if I do that, will you die?

Holy fuck this is amazing

fucking kek

Definitely impressive, but it's no Henry Cavill

It was a great theme park ad.

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>It would be very problematic
>You're a wide guy
>Four ewes

If they would have actually done that scene like that, they could have ended the movie right there and I would have been satisfied.

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>running away on the walker
>instantly cuts to the shuttle they stole offscreen

stupid bitch should've joined him

It's just so fucking pitiful.
At the beginning they were like "we got the best plan let's do it" and then they just fail so miserably. What makes this even more sad is that the Finn and fat asian girl parts were by far the most boring ones in the movie

Phasma checks 'em.

Better than what they came up with tb h

It still astounds me how you can make a fucking space casino boring.

are you saying you would have some sort of slightly interesting story in nu-starshit? oh come off it

The movie was about how heroes make mistakes.
You're welcome, nerds.

>let's spend half a minute showing a leprechaun trying to shove coins into a BB8 droid. That will sure cheer people up!! xDDD

hi Sup Forums

But who would be the protagonist in IX.

But that would imply that she'd embrace both sides of the Force and become the first Grey Jedi, saving the galaxy via the New New Order with Kylo!
WE CAN'T HAVE THAT
IT WAS HER TURN
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hi.
0/10 at least try to find something politically motivated before casting your line

real talk that would have worked, just to show how strong the force is and how talented the twins were.
>leia ftl herself and destroys a fleet
>luke projects himself across the galaxy

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Rey and Kylo.

is this cgi?

is asian bitch coming back?

>Jar Jar stepping in shit was downright acceptable compared to the filler in Last Jedi.
fuck off

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Yes. At the very least Rey might not get BLACKED.

you forget about Empire Yoda? He was goofy as fuck.

>Puppet Yoda was embarrassing nostalgia bait on par with the return of Leia's message to Obi Wan Kenobi, and was meaningless since his book burning was ruined by Rey

I interpreted the reveal of the books still existing paired with Yodas "She already has all the wisdom those books contain" to be his tricksy way to make this more a moment about teaching Luke something, while also in a roundabout way saying that she quite literally had all the knowledge because she stole them.

All else you mentioned was spot on, I had thought purple hair was going to maneuver the ship in between snoke and the transports, since the shield on that thing were shown to be effective. /lightspeedmissile was pretty neat visually though

EM EYE SEE
KAY EE WHY
EM OH YOU ESS EE

i literally don't even remember this part and i've seen this movie twice. must have fallen asleep.

No, I'll stand by that.
Jar Jar stepping in shit was a five second moment. Cringeworthy, terrible, but short.
Given the same scene, Rian would've stretched it to around half a minute, and since the milking scene was the same brand of unnecessary gross-out humor, that is exactly what he did.

she'll just go clam digging in the next film instead.

I've watched it three times now. i actually quite liked the force awakens but this was shit. i can't believe I'm saying this but i wish they had just got JJ abrams to direct the whole trilogy

Luuke

I fully expect this.

Bigger Luke's probably still alive

Rey, Finn and Rose love triangle sub plot in Ep IX confirmed????

>Laughing and giggling whilst on a giant rampaging space horse instead of screaming amd holding on for dear life

Uh, user? He's a fucking WHITE MALE

Weird lesson considering Yoda knew Luke was gonna die anyway.

The little penguins scenes with Chewbacca were way better than any of the horrible out-of-context humor in the rest of the movie, there is nothing wrong with them, it's there for comic relief only and this is to be expected in a SW movie. What is not expected is that literally any """memorable""" sequence is ruined by a retarded funny line.

yes.
-leia

"there is no death, there is only the Force"

Luke is just going to hang out with all the other Force ghosts in their crazy postmortem orgy. It's gonna be real awkward when he meets his dad getting piledrived by Qui-Gon Jin.

>The little penguins scenes with Chewbacca were way better than any of the horrible out-of-context humor in the rest of the movie
No, it's pointless, heavily cliche'd, and it adds absolutely nothing.
"it was done in Star Wars before" is no excuse for blatant filler.

Is Adam Driver's torso the perfect male specimen?

Rian would have spent 30 seconds of screen time on Jar Jar stepping into shit, wiping his feet off and then stepping into same shit again

Yeah, I'm not trying to defend any plotholes or bad writing. Just that the book reveal and what was said about it matched up when I watched it.

Only when he pretended to be some random hermit who knew where Yoda lived.

But it's apparent that this was Rians line of thought, the idiot literally didn't understand something as essential as this.

The burning scene is a perfect microcosm of the entire movie. The look is nailed well enough but the characterization and story is utterly fucked.

>The sacred Jedi texts!
>Let the past die, Luke. Kill it, if you have to.
What did the yode mean by this?

That's fair.

I'm currently torrenting a camrip. I'll tell you when I'm done with that and then watching it. Considering how slow it's going it'll be tomorrow, anonchan.

I really don't feel like paying to see this thing though considering some of the backlash. I'll probably be my last pirate before net neutrality is thrown down the toilet.