Marvel wants comic shop employees to dress up as HYDRA

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Is this really a good idea? Having comic shop people dress up as literal Nazis? The same people who apparently in Secret Empire want to put Mutants/Inhumans (aka Marvel's Minorities) into camps and encourage beating them up? Why? Hydra is suppose to be the BAD GUYS. Hydra is suppose to be a symbol of HATE and bigotry. You are suppose to side against them. That's the whole theme of the Secret Empire comic. Aka rebelling against Hate (and Trump). Why would you want your employees to dress up as them like it's cool when they are suppose to be racists/facists?

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>Why would you want your employees to dress up as them like it's cool when they are suppose to be racists/facists?
So we can punch them like Kirby intended.

More importantly, why would comic shop owners bother helping out Marvel's at this point, when they know shit ain't gonna sell?
Maybe they're sending the uniforms anyway and charging for the shipping?

HYDRA isn't Nazis. And I can dress like Spider Man for a party but I'm not going to climb walls, at least sober

Look I know that in the comics Hydra wasn't primarily Nazi, but you'd think that after last year they would've thought twice about doing this kind of promotion.

This. Them dressing up like hydra could be cool. But marvel comics don't sell after they drove away their fanbase.

Most comic shop owners are probably trying to sell DC rebirth because people actually want to read it.

That's not exactly new, companies like Marvel and DC often offer t-shirts for store employees to wear that promote books or other things. Typically they are free or at a small cost, opt-in sort of deals.

What's wrong with literal Nazis? You guys really have to get with the times, it's the current year.

It's no longer taboo to be a Nazi.

>You are suppose to side against them
You are? Because so far, within the context of the Marvel Universe, Steve has done literally nothing wrong.

People dress up as Stormtroopers to sell Star Wars.

>after last year

What happened last year?

>Having comic shop people dress up as literal Nazis?

Is there a way to ban people who don't read comics from this board


aka banning Sup Forums?

a white supremacist (male) organization, mind you

You know goddamn well they're not sending comic shop owners green jumpsuits with yellow harnesses, and that it's going to look like a nazi uniform for dat movie synergy.

Do you feel in charge?

You know damn well it's going to be a t-shirt with yellow stripes on it because Marvel's too cheap to give out full suits.

Fuck off Sup Forums.

Star Wars actually sells though

When Hiro grows balls and finally changes the rules I will.

Based Marvel redpilling people.

Lotta loyalty for an anonymous Sup Forumsmrade.

>HYDRA isn't Nazis.
>le hickman illuminati millenial organization formed by isaac newton

HYDRA are nazis. One of their longest leader, Strucker was a nazi officer. Red Skull ruled over them. Arnim Zola worked and works for them. Who the fuck do you think they were recruiting during their administrations?
Hydra are not nazis is literally synrgy bullshit the movies pulled so that they could put out merchandise of them.

Can kind of confirm this.

At my shop we have #HailHydra stuff every where and the owner of my shop is going to dress up as Hydra Cap for Free Comic Book Day.

Everyone is so up in arms about this, no one cared when a pair pair of children dress up as Joker and Harley Quinn.

He murdered Jack Flag.

I'm curious why Marvel thinks they have this kind of clout. When DC was selling poorly they changed their books to sell better for store owners, but now that Marvel is doing poorly they do things like blame it on DC and demand that stores redecorate for them and wear costumes for them.

It really does scream of a kind of severe entitlement on Marvel's part, like they think comic stores exist only for them.

Joker and Harley aren't nazis.

He plans to ban Internet porn

They worked with Nazis. And they are racist bigots.

They are not people who should be promoted as "hip" and "cool"

Didn't Hiro delete /qa/ just so he wouldn't have to talk to users anymore?

What's wrong with that?

>Hydra are not nazis is literally synrgy bullshit the movies pulled so that they could put out merchandise of them.

No you dumbass. The movies were the ones that made Hydra Nazis. Hydra is a completely separate entity who only allied with them to take over the world. They're fucking SPECTRE.

Sup Forums, pls leave

The whole shitstorm last year over Cap being Hydra from people who don't read comics. I mean who is this promotion for? It's not gonna get a lot of new readers, and the ones that know about what's going on are either already following it or aren't interested in Spencer's story.

I'd honestly say their ideals are far worse than Nazi ideals though. Also, I like how he pulls the whole All American card here, but he was an abassador for the middle east back when he had Jason killed. Didn't he have a plan to blow up the UN or something? It's been ages since I read Death in the Family.

Does this look "cool" or "right" to you GamerGaters?

At least I'm gonna be hip and cool, while 10/10 qts (6/10 on the Ukraine) will be laughing at you progressive dinosaurs.

JonTron please

>to you GamerGaters
What did he mean by this?

>it's another "Sup Forums-tard pretends to care about comic books as a way to project his worldview onto everyone and everything around him through strawmen, and then saying it was all only 'satire' when people call him out on it" thread

God damn I fucking want this secret empire shilling to stop.

sure beats Interspecies Breeding Grounds

You would be surprised at how many people read comics who have no idea what's going on in upcoming stories. They don't bother with rumor sites, maybe they check out Marvel and DC's facebook and twitter accounts but that's about it.

So an employee wearing a Hydra Empire shirt is going to make at least a few people curious as to what it's about. Especially since it will probably say something like "ASK ME ABOUT HYDRA EMPIRE" on it.

Why would Sup Forums be against someone dressing up as a """""""""""""""""""""nazi"""""""""""""""""""""

Yes.

>not wanting to breed with Xenos

what are you a faggot?

>Killing off the Inhuman menace

>Securing the border.

Completely depends on which alien species is in concentration camps honestly. Invade Earth and get fucked back.

They're not, OP is a Sup Forums-tard pretending to be an SJW who is offended by something that nobody else (not even other SJWs) care about.

So Steve contacted The Squids from Wormwood, Gentleman Corpse?

Earth belongs to humans. Not a bunch of mutant terrorists, inhuman invaders, and alien """"""refugees.""""" We barely have enough resources to take care of our own and they expect us to take care of THEM? If they have the technology to fly to Earth then they have the technology to GO BACK.

Also those Helicarriers look dope as fuck.

>Marvel wants comic shop employees to dress up as HYDRA
And if they refuse, what happens?

>They worked with Nazis.
So did the Italians and Japanese.

>And they are racist bigots.
No, they aren't. HYDRA are equal opportunity terrorists.

/aco/ leave

Then they won't get sent the free HYDRA T-shirts.

user, I don't know how to break this to you, but Tumblr lost their shit when Cap said Hail Hydra and started to complain that they "made a Jewish made character a Nazi". They also threw a fit that Bucky was killed off.

OH NOES

>leftists assault random comic nerds because they cant differentiate between fantasy and reality

what else is new?

Lets just say Marvel's got plenty of hostages.

Yeah but you got only two groups: The ones who know Hydra isn't primarily Nazis and the ones whose only frame of reference is MCU.

Anybody reading comics probably would've known about this since last year (since it was big news outside of rumor sites) and would be following Captain America. I'm not really convinced by the sales. Secret Empire might get a lot of orders but it's an event comic, and #0's orders will probably be skewed because it was included in the recent Funko Collector Corps box.

The only punishment for you is death.

ow, the edge

Hydra are faggots. COBRA ftw.

They should hire Pat Mills for the W40k comics.

Show me where your feelings are hurt.

>Plenty
Spider-Man? Because I lost count of the hostages they already killed.
Well, or turned gay.

can confirm. I used to be said reader.

>Aliens invade earth constantly.

>Always get let go.

>Always come back and destroy more shit.

Fuck the aliens, man. We have to show them that if they try to pull shit shit anymore they're gonna get fucked. How many people need to die before we do something about it?

lmao Marvel just can't stop losing.

>people who like Hydra Cap and Secret Empire are literally racists who like the confederate flag and pepe
I always knew this

Tumblr's opinions don't matter and they only become a problem once you take them seriously.

>shit you just made up

>Red Skull ruled over them
Red Skull created an entirely new group using the name Hydra in Spencer's Cap run.

>t-they only affiliated with them to take over the world
You mean the Nazis only associated with Hydra to do that right? Red Skull was Hitler's closest advisor and top man, a straight up nazi. Maybe actually read Simon/Kirby Cap book instead of something from after 1986?

Looks cool to me.

But Red Skull wasn't Hydra until recently you dense retard.

The ideology was a little off but damn did they have good uniforms

How many times have the Kree, Skrulls, Shi'ar, Baddoon, and whatever other flight capable alien races tried to take over Earth? And suddenly we're supposed to take them in and provide for them because they were too incompetent to keep their home planets from getting eaten by Galactus or blown up in cosmic wars that they themselves instigated?

Fascism and Nazism have always been too homoerotic to be taken seriously.

>Cletus reads a comic

What kind of faggot are you? You think kids don't like the Joker? You think parents would rather their child dress up as a Nazi before a purple clown? Kys

>Maybe actually read Simon/Kirby Cap book
You mean the ones where Hydra doesn't make a single appearance? Or are you confusing the Simon/Kirby Cap books with the Lee/Kirby Cap books wherein Hydra... has no affiliation with nazis whatsoever.

Here's some advice: watching a movie isn't the same as reading the comics no matter how much you want to pretend otherwise.

>Wants to get anal probed.

You should've just said you were gay.

>says the Nazi sympathizer
Enjoying the black leather uniform of the SS, hon?

>Hydra are Nazis.

And again. Tumblr proves they don't read comics. Go write a blog post about how you wanna lick Chris Evans toes.

>that panel where it's literally 1940s concentration camps
I'm sorry.. Holocaust imagery has been so over-used that I can't even take it seriously anymore.

>lick Chris Evans toes
Nice fetish, Cletus. Do you Aryans practise it very often?

>Holocaust denier
>in an FBI-watched website
You fool.

>I know you are but what am I

autismspeaks.org/what-autism

FPBP.

You like them autistic too, huh? Good, Nazi-Fascism is full of that kind of people.

Like autism is even real.

If by recently you mean like 50 years, sure.
Hydra is the group that brought Red Skull back into comics in the 60s and the one that resurrected him in the 80s. They also set up the USAgent story with Red Skull. Clearly if they deify/give a position of power to a Nazi, and were founded by a Nazi, they are a fucking nazi organization.

Nah, I said that because it illustrates that Red Skull is a nazi (though I guess everyone knows that), so when he shows up as a hydra leader it makes it unequivocally clear they're a nazi organization.

See the part that pisses me off most about you faggots trying to deny this is that you're using it as an excuse to say "N-no marvel didn't make Cap a nazi!" when Kirby and Simon literally made Cap heil Hitler via brainwashing. It's another reason why I tell people to read those comics. They didn't give a fuck about any of the bullshit you're trying to step over with your selective memory.

>Nazis are Hydra.

Please read a comic and go to the appropriate board for the MCU

fuck off

>Red Skull wasnt Hydra until recently

is this bait?

Who knows what's serious anymore.

I don't consider clickbait specialists to be human, but it was making the rounds on news sites.

>You'll never be employed by the FBI or CIA to browse Sup Forums all day
>You'll never have to explain to a boardroom of old men that a new meme doesn't mean the citizens of Bolivia are growing increasingly dissatisfied with their government are are mounting a revolution to overthrow it

Mutants are born on Earth though. Generally to human parents.

>when Kirby and Simon literally made Cap heil Hitler via brainwashing.

Simon didn't do that.

Like how is it even cool to be a goddamned Commie, but the second I mention fascism I'm kicked out of my morality class.

No it's a retard who basically is trying to be a smug cunt who says "Oooh you poor casual rubes, ackshully Captain America is not a nazi because the Organization Hydra which is founded by nazis and run by them is actually something very different". Just mongposting

>Red Skull/Hydra arent nazis

You're right, round shield. It was Lee and Kirby. Still, two jews, not giving a fuck about any of this nonsense.