Jamie, pull up that video about jaguars eating ayahuasca with people

>Jamie, pull up that video about jaguars eating ayahuasca with people

Is Joe Rogan smart?

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Does Joe Rogan have an advertising deal or some kind of stake in Big Egg?

>weed dosen't destroy your br-

his eggs look delicious, i always have the pan on too high heat after frying the shit out of the bacon so the eggs get burnt

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

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Joe Rogan, 2015

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Looks like big bird's abortion

>Thinks flat earth is bullshit

Obviously not.

Stopped listening to this faggot after the Iliza Shlesinger episode. Made me realize what a fake fuck he is.

I'd put a touch of butter after I lower the heat

He's a cholesterol denier. CT Fletcher recently went on his program and explained why he is eating vegan for the health of his heart (clinical studies prove a vegan diet can reverse coronary heart disease, reduce cholesterol etc).

Joe's response was basically go full Alex Jones and allege its all a conspiracy, and that, instead of trusting clinical studies, CT Fletcher should talk to an acupuncturist about heart health.

In short Joe's just a fucking retard.

Did that really happen? Joe is such a clown. He's really invested in meat being manly. I get it. I don't get why hunting once a year means you have to eat mountains of eggs and elk meat every single day. Why can't he kill a deer and eat its flesh once a week? He's mentally ill. It's either all or nothing for him. Moderation is a foreign concept.

he can't keep getting away with it

Wby is Joe such a terrible cook. He can't even bake a good sunny egg.

wtf Joe

Spotted the faggot vegan dick sucker

>wahhhhhh why don’t people just eat veggies and farts like I do? Why do I still look like whit compared to people who actually eat meat!

Kill your self my man

my man

>Unironically putting jalapenos on every fucking meal you make

you know he's high as a kite when he makes these.

>He's a cholesterol denier
Memes aside, what's the verdict on cholesterol/eggs? It seems twice a year, every single fucking year, it's either good for you or bad for you.

WA LA

I have drunk and eaten Ayahuasca...
Does that make me a jaguar?

Unless you’re 40, eat as many eggs as you want. If you’re a fat fuck, have a gross body, bad genetics, or just generally look/feel like shit all the time, I’d say stay away from eggs but clearly your body is garbage anyway so you might as well just enjoy them.

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Doesn't look too bad but a whole fucking avocado?

>but clearly your body is garbage anyway
no u

>5 cloves of garlic
>Doesn't look too bad

>that image
Dude is 4'10" with a sort of good looking wife. Good on him for not risking looking at other women.

what about the bathhouse stuff

>taking pictures of your food to somehow impress people
I thought only teenage girls did this, how embarrassing for him

Cholesterol is quite literally bullshit and in no way linked to heart disease though. Show me one closed study that coorelates the two. You're the fucking retard.

People who can't properly cook egg white while leaving the yolk runny need to put down. How fucking hard is it to flip an egg one time? If you can't flip an egg without breaking the yolk you need to be put down, reduced into dog food and wood glue.

Is the Alex Jones podcast the best thing he's ever done? It's 4 hours of concentrated crazy that somehow transcends into art.

I do this on instagram stories, and make a point to document what I eat when I leave the house. Girls seem to really like it. When you take pictures at home, you don't get replies, nobody cares, but when you take pictures of your food at a restaurant, I always get at least 2 chats going.
It's obvious that its like, oh this guy can afford to eat out, better talk to him. But that's fine with me.

I'm pretty sure someone like him goes for the local free range eggs.

The evidence at this point is enough to conclude causation rather than simply correlation. The only studies stating otherwise are funded by the egg industry itself.

The reason for the seeming lack of consensus is the egg industry funding studies with flawed methods to try and skew perception. Its the same as big tobacco trying to fool people its products didn't cause lung cancer.

>Is Joe Rogan smart?
is the guy who watches blacked and bbc cuckold porn smart? You tell me.

Doug Stanhope? Yeah, he's pretty sharp, especially considering he is drunk 24/7

Joe raises his own chickens, and thus has an unlimited supply of fresh eggs.

imagine his sweaty egg farts

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>Memes aside, what's the verdict on cholesterol/eggs?
Irrelevant, your body needs over an order of magnitude more cholesterol than you can consume in food so it produces the extra required. The problem is hard arteries which aren't caused by cholesterol, or even coincidentally by foods high in cholesterol. You guessed it, carbs suck again, but we still listen to the people who literally made up the food pyramid on ZERO evidence.

have sex

What bathhouse stuff.

It's the only thing I can think about honestly. I don't know why. Maybe the combination of him being beefy and bald and shiny just makes me think about his muscled butt ripping juicy farts.

whoever made this is a cunt but it's still hilarious.

>Carbs are bad! meme
>Be Inuit, have almost no carbs in your diet
>Subsist on fresh, wild animal kills
>Develop atherosclerosis and even osteoporosis in your twenties
>Even mummies from thousands of years ago show signs of these diseases
>Meanwhile every blue zone population has a heavy carb diet and lives to their 90s and even 100s

Yea bro its totally carbs fault. Fucking imbecile.

>Be Inuit, have almost no carbs in your diet
this is how I know you don't know what you're talking about

garlic is delicious so whats the problem?

When you work out as much as joe does you can, and probably should, eat like this. something you fags dont seem to understand

he just doesn't like pussy vegans

faggot

It should be two avocados.

Is that a serious question?

jamie pull up that gorilla of the orangutans running train on eachother while drinking vodka

>"jamie pull up the monkeys sucking each other off"
>"man thats just insane"
>"wait remember that one song"
>turns up volume super loud so you can barely hear him drone on about stupid shit while motley crue is blasting
why are there over 1000 of these again?

Are you insane? How does eating red meat once a week in moderation = "just eat veggies and farts"? I didn't even shit on hunting. You need to buy a b12 supplement because you're clearly deficient.

salmonella

Cook an egg properly. It requires a 3 digit iq but eventually you and joe rogan will get it right

somebody get this guy an egg flipping medal

he must get the shits a lot. some of this food he posts must race through him like a fucking rocket

Not from chickens he raised himself. Salmonella risk comes from factory farms and battery eggs. Not from free-range birds.

What a waste, this meal could've been kino if cooked proprely.

how fucking hard is it to properly cook a sunny-side up egg jesus christ

I watch Joe Rogan podcasts literally every single day.

It's not that I like him that much, it's that he has good guests and knows how to guide a good conversation for 3 hours.

>knows how to guide a good conversation for 3 hours
he actually knows what his guests are on about, which is more than you can say for Terry Gross

I eat approx. 30 eggs a week.

why? you got chickens or something?

I’ll take b12 if you take a bullet to your skull

Bahahaha fucking loser

They're cheap, satisfying, delicious and a decent source of protein.