Star vs. tomorrow's lies

How is Daron going to mislead us tomorrow

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I assume people have come back to their senses and stopped wanting to be with Star Butterfly.

Star only has her mind on one person anyways.

>Every time

DRUGS

IN

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CHILDREN

CARTOON


WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

>Season 3 opener
>episode opens on a driving scene with the camera positioned in the back seat facing the front
>nothing but a drawn-out, dialogue-less sequence of an unidentified driver towing Star (in the passenger's seat) and Marco (not quite in frame and not quite off-camera) through Echo Creek as "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel plays
>Star glances back at Marco just once with a friendly, pleased smile.
>the title card for the show fades in as this sequence draws to a close
>the last shot of this sequence is a sudden, jarring snippet of Toffee!Ludo accompanied by a disembodied sinister chuckle, culminating in I'M FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!

How can mewnis even compete with hekapoo?

I'm in love with Star, I just don't want to spam the same thing in every thread.

Mewnians don't have a name that implies they are hella shit

They cant compete.
silly mewmans.

Yes hpoo is hot shit, better than being a bug.

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

I want Marco to be my boyfriend.

A reminder Star is only 14, bad comparison, well, maybe not for some people.

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Hekapoo was still cute in her younger years

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Loli hekapoo is super cute

Marco is kind of reserved.
By several others, no less.

There is nothing wrong with it.

Are you a girl?

Hands off, whore. He's mine!

Unpredictability is key... Like a damn box of chocolates.

Kelly would suck your dick for a goblin dog

Nope, still hopelessly in love with a cartoon character here

Needs a crying Lady Liberty.

cuck queen

How many actual biological females come to /sveg/?

MARK
OF
HEKAPOO

Are we kind of pushing it with the same of these threads. I don't want this to be another /sug/ thread that gets banished to /trash/.

Wait a minute, this is so close to the scene from Bon Bon with Marco and Jackie looking at each other with Star in the background all cucked. Pottery

Fuck off /sug/

i thought star was 16

>Implying I'm from /sug/
Mate I'm just saying that I don't want ppl to get triggered by these posts when there's a star thread is already alive.

>Oh hey user! Did I overhear you saying Star was 14? You're completely correct! In fact, I'm pretty sure she's almost 15 user. I would know, I'm her older sister, Sky Butterfly. Who is 18 years old. And I love to do adult stuff like taxes, and paying bills, and DOIN SOME GOOD OL ACTION LAUNDRY. Hah. That was a bit of a Star-up, sorry. Sometimes I act just like her, in fact, people think we're twins! But we're not! Cause I'm 18 years old! And she's almost 15 now...And stuff... Hey uhhhm, user, you wanna go get drunk on some Mewtinis and go to the Pastrami Sandwich dimension? I heard you went with Star the other day to that deli with the crazy mustard selection. Maybe we can try the "hot" mustard together? Star said it made her really "hot and bothered" last time. Too bad you wanted to go with her instead of me...but we can totally rectify that.

wait a second...
im starting to think you are star and more than "twins"...

I come here but only for ludo

The memes told me girls hated manlets over chad.

More or less, likewise.
I'm usually the only one to ever try and start a discussion about him.

>Why is Ludo's face so wonderfully punchable?

More like Lewdo, m'airight?

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But ludo is bro tier.

>No HES MINE
REEEEEEEEEE3

RIP best Star Vs namefag.

my edits never came close to being as good as yours.

>filename
Would you believe me if i told you i have only fapped to Marco and pic related, regarding this series?

The memes were wrong, as usual.

who's the artist?

JLullaby

>Someone wants to see ME??!

>But ludo is bro tier.
Not really. He's an asshole to his subordinates, specially Buff Frog who was loyal to him until Ludo fired him, plus he's not very smart.

I still hope he redeems and goes back with his family.

So Sky, how do you feel about your sister's unrequited crush on Marco?

Ludo is for bully

Basically this Only thing I hope happens with Ludo is that he gets his revenge on Toffee

>The Avarius family will get their last appearance in S3 once Toffee/Ludo appears at their front door to lay waste to them all except for Dennis
>Dennis will never know that it is Toffee possessing his brother
PAIN WITHOUT END

He was smart enough to survive in the woods and tamed two wild dangerous animals. That alone he deserves respect for. Ludo will destroy toffee.

DO NOT BULLY THE DOUCHEBAG BIRDSHIT

Yeah. Hold still for me, would ya?

Are there any foreshadowings in the the lyrical songs?

Punch Ludo. He probably did something to deserve it anyways.

Monstar > battlestar

>ywn be a little critter trapped under Star's boot heel

See?! Now he's drawn a gun on you! Ludo is for bully.

>"Its gonna get a little weird" foreshadows Marco and stars relationship
>"Its gonna get a little wild" foreshadows Toffee/Ludo fusion

I don't know who made it. I just really like the character reactions in the picture.

>>"Its gonna get a little weird" foreshadows
Star growing a penis.
>>"Its gonna get a little wild" foreshadows Star having sex with a dog.

>Star having sex with a dog.
So Star is a Mewman/Canadian?

Jackie's glad you enjoyed

Can we see the season 3 sneak peak online/streamed somewhere?

kecked

Varg disapproves

>heavy breathing

Probably.

It's a genetic trait for leafs to love animals, just ask barneyfag.

Monstar > anystar

Cute and perfect!

>"...what could i do til I saw you waiting for me"
when was Marco waiting for Star in that episode?

Adorable and flawless.

what if Glossaryck had his way with hekapoo then erased her memory of it?

Endearing and without fault.

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Delightful and ideal

I'm glad people are still getting mileage out of that face

Cathartic and Optimal

Last one for the road from me.
Pleasant and impeccable.

Compassionate and co-dependent

...what am I looking at

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that lizard Star is actually pretty cute

>post some legs pls

Hekaton cares not.

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Do you think Marco has gotten a peek up Star's nightgown?

10/10

They lived in a house together for almost a year, of course Marco had seen some ethers at some point, plus the careless nature of star only increases that chances.

Yes.

They lived together. He saw her naked

Most of us would suck Kelly's dick for a goblin dog

he's a douchebag but he's OUR douchebag

I'd suck a goblin dog for Kelly's dick

Duh

Will Hope's dad ever stop beating her mom?