ITT: We claim our nostalgia waifu

ITT: We claim our nostalgia waifu
Pic related, claimed.

Sugar

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Patrician

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Claimed. She's mine.

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lol....youngfag retards

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OP here. Sorry guys, but yer waifus a shit, none of them are at Scully's level. Step up.

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I would jerk off in my early teens imagining myself as Marty and making out/fucking her in that car, fully aware that she's my mom.

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Eternally fucking claimed.

I still would

Why the fuck do I love breast expansion so much?

she's in jail now

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wisscb?

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Fuming claimed. I unironically would give up so many things to be with a younger version of her.

Claiming

I considered it but you can keep her. Mine doesn't age.

I love magical girls

Jesus that makes me so fucking sad.

She was at her peak for Clarissa Explains it All.

>Clarissa Explains it All
First hardon.

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nobody here knows who any of these corpses are

good taste

rachel was overrated as fuck

God, she gave me such a boner for cute 80s goth chicks

Mine

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this is the most sexy girl I 've ever seen
this is the most cute gurl I've ever seen

The Crush

If this board had any logic we'd have regular kelly bundy threads instead of tard wars, capeshit and game of tyrones

Why do women just seem to look better from past generations? It’s not just fashion, it’s something else I can’t quite explain. You almost never see 11/10 women like this anymore.

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I think it's because women in general put less time into actually looking attractive. They put the absolute minimum amount of effort into looking presentable nowadays.

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indeed

>tfw you got banned for a few days for posting a waifu thread.

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Because women used to put a little effort into being beautiful.

Now they're constantly told that they're beautiful just as fat and lazy as they are.

Because they tried to look legitimately beautiful, not just "hot" or "sexy" or ""attractive"".

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>I don't go outside at all!

You disagree?

No one from the 80s has aged better

Real Buffy

fucking plebs

We dont claim the movie

>implying every woman from that time looked like that

Alan Thicke was fucking her when she was 16

Claimed.

I'd shoot some faboulous stains onto those tits.

Ah Fuck it! Also claimed.

Night on Earth Winona = fucking claimed.

Same here senpai

>tfw The Elvira Show never took off.

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Don't remind me.

Wow

>underneath the smoking hot costume is a smoking hot ginger

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Thus began my attraction to women with unusual facial features.

I'm sorry, user.

Better claim Cassandra Peterson while I'm at it.

forgot pic

>ywn be in the middle of an Elvira/Cassandra sandwich

callisto is mine

She's also in the navy.

Who's the granny in the middle?

MINE

Holy shit never saw this pic before

this

She has full blown nudes as Cassandra.Carpet matches the drapes.

I knew that alright, thanks for the heads up though. That pic is pretty amazing though.

[caught]

She ruined me

I hear tell that her reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside.

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