What are your favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips, Sup Forums?

What are your favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips, Sup Forums?

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Can't be beat.

always though Calvin's mom was a qt

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The strips with snowballs or water balloons were always the best.

This one, of course.

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Also, any strip where Watterson really cuts loose and gets super-detailed.

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You are now aware that calvin and hobbes takes place in a 100% white utopia

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Any of them with his dad fucking with him.

"Nice underpants"

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Over the course of the series, he see maybe 20 people that aren't biologically related to Calvin or part of his fantasies.

And as somebody who grew up in the American Midwest, it ain't exactly hard to get that many white people together.

Until Jr High the only minority in my class was the Korean kid.

That's some pretty bad panelling

>I love that word
>Which one
>might
AZZARELLOOOOOOO

2d Calvin and Hobbes movie when?

Out here we want do to have a little pootinany is we order 50 pounds of tannerite and blow up bubbas van. The explosions lets everyone in a 20 mile radius it's hoe-down time and everyone comes together with brisket, guns and beer. White people are magical creatures.

What does Sup Forums think of Hobbes and Bacon?

>tfw Wattersons offspring will one day sell the rights and there will be a shitload of merchandise, ruining the comics integrity that Watterson worked so hard to maintain

You certain about that? They might go full Tolkien, who even then are less, or were less, strick than Watterson.

Why are file names always funnier outside of filename threads?

what kind of stupid parent choose bacon as the name of her daughter?

Calvin.

I think it's a reference to Francis Bacon, continuing the Calvin and Hobbes pun, but yeah it comes off pretty strange

She totally is. And there's no rule 34 of her whatsoever. Yessiree, no porn of her at all. None, nada, never.

It's probably this one, the one were they play war and establish war fucking sucks is also really good.

I can think of 2 that always gave me a good chuckle
>Calvin's dad can't find his glasses
>Calvin comes in with them on, does dad impression
>mom falls out of the chair laughing
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>Calvin and Hobbes are sledding down a hill
>Susie is building a snowman
>they collide
>Calvin, Susie and Hobbes are a totem pole
>the snowman rides away on the sled

>Joker wankery

The one about the Sun is great.

>you will still see the computer animated movie and watch the Netflix original series

>white utopia

Calvin and Hobbes' neighborhood is based on Chagrin Falls Ohio which has an extremely dense Jewish population

never. we need to make sure Hollywood doesn't get to it and corrupt it like the rest of the classics they've already ruined.

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It's probably a nickname

Parents who are Calvin and a woman so dead inside that she chose to marry Calvin even though shes smart and good looking

What you're saying leads me to believe there might be rule 34 of her

Negative. A quick yahoo search brings up nothing

Ashkenazi Jews are white.

"let's hope it's divorce"
This get me everytime.

That was the end.... my only friend, the end.

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Not dead

Corrupt

There was never any porn of any C&H characters.

its likely just a nickname, like peanut or pumpkin or bean

Sorry, missclicked

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This perfectly summarizes Alex Jones.

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And Sup Forums.

That perfectly summarizes all no-charge media.

>hobbes_and_tigger_fistbumping.jpg

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reddit

Implying Watterson hasn't thought ahead.

Until they claim they aren't for some reason.

>that pose

Complaining about a "culture of victimhood" is also playing the victim. You're just blaming them for what's wrong with society instead of looking at yourself, which is the exact thing you're supposedly criticizing.

>The correct path to high self esteem is to work harder for your corporate masters so they throw you an extra bone and pat you on the head, then you'll feel really good about yourself

I can't wait for this philosophy to die out. It's one thing to be a wage-slave because our society basically requires it, but being proud of how hard you're working to make someone else rich and making that the defining factor in your self-esteem on that is pretty stupid.

It's more likely to go public domain before anyone sell the rights.

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I always liked the ones at night

If Sup Forums had good tastes in cartoons they would have probably made an edit.

The second one doesn't specifically say "work harder at your job". Dad even says everything, and it's obvious Calvin doesn't have a job. Hobbies, exercise, school, and drawing relationships and a bunch of other daily activites other than your job require working at, and mastery of these subjects can be a source of self esteem.

>the phone cabinet is the same size as him

Calvin's dad explaining how the world works were always my favorite.

It is every father's right to mess with their children like that.

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Public domain is 75 years after creator death. Unless Disney gets it extended again.

It is every father's responsibility

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Those are great.

This was really cute until panel 4 then he injected politics into it. Why even bother at that point.

2011

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Peanuts movie turned out good.
It was just ruined by a shitty trailer with modern music.

>Left to right
>Top to bottom
Seems pretty good to me.

But that makes it odd then. What what DT doing in 2011 to get this to happen? Or was the comic reference just supposed to be a "wacky" thing?

We've had decades of stickers of Calvin pissing and pictures of Calvin praying to a cross to counteract the pissing.
I'm sure it'll survive anything else the future would hold for it.

Any comic with Calvin's dad telling him bullshit is great.

attempted to use eminent domain to expand limo parking at his Atlanta casino, tried to strong arm people out of their homes for his scotland golf course

That one really was a surprise. Gets better everytime I watch it.

>what DT doing in 2011
The Apprentice
have you already forgotten about all the YOU'RE FIRED memes?
he was the face of every shitty boss, idiot capitalist, and corrupt businessman

>tfw you start relating to Calvin's dad.

These ones always resonate with me - my parents were snarky and sarcastic as fuck when I was growing up.

Calvin's dad telling him about the world is always great.

I love this one even more after becoming a dad myself

please

trying to get Obama out of office, claiming he was gonna run for president next time..

Anytime Calvin's Dad starts spouting bullshit is great.

Alright Sup Forums, Search up anything and post the first strip you find.

michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/

i've been to pittsburgh many times. every time i think about this strip.

Actually I found a better site.

Just choose random and post what strip you find.

Only Sup Forums does that. And maybe some retard like that trans race lady from a while back.

You mind explaining to me why you're reading comics instead of doing chores user?

I told you, I can't do chores, I have to do my homework first.

ah shit sorry mom

I actually do have shit to do today and spent way too long reading C&H