So, where the fuck is Lando?

So, where the fuck is Lando?

Safe and far away from this shit trilogy hopefuly

Retirement home

>Want to force diversity in all their movies
>Don't bring back the only black actor from the previous trilogy

in jail

What did Billy Dee Williams do to make the kikes hate him so much?

>diversity wars
>dont bring only important black role during the 80's

Be a successful and happy indovidual without vortue signaing or thugging

>Billy Dee Williams loves Lando so much that he voices him in almost every single thing that Lando appears in including parodies
>don't even give him a cameo in the sequels

Can’t mention him, because then people would remember that there was a black guy in the OT and it was no big deal.

They’re literally selling Soy Wars as “taking white male hobbies and diversifying them!”. Bringing up Lando Kek pls the Kathleen Kennedy narrative that the OT was made by white supremacists.

:(

doesnt he have some really bad problems with his legs or back?

Dude what?

He probably left the Resistance and enjoys his own gas planet after the Republic decided to disarm when the remnants of a giant space empire they defeated years ago is still around.

Are you legitimately retarded?

Wait for the twist in Episode IX where it's revealed Kylo is actually his son, not Han's

making music and other shit

the trio that ended racism

Just FYI
We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe

1980s
> we need an actor to play this character
2017
>we need a character for this (insert diversity group) actor to play

>ship niggers in from africa because you need slaves
>end slavery so niggers can be free
>diversity happens
>force people to make art that has niggers in it or else

man we've really come a long way

You would think they would at least mention Lando.

fpbp
user, they want DIVERSITY, not diversity.

they're looking for a white guy to replace him to appease you babies

>implying Lando's kid would be such a failure

the 80's 90's were a somewhat decent time for race relationships (barring rooftop koreans)
prett ymuch

He was only an important black support cast, he was the uncle tom of star wars. His only actions were fooling Darth Vader, shit on the imperium, only came to the rescue and lead the important deathstar attack, besides being the head of state of a cloud ressource fascility what else did he do?

If you take Finn, he converted from Stormtrooper and all the killing to kill the Imperium.....? And he knew stuff, he was the tourguide of a white....? But in the new flick he did a sidequest which wasnt important but he did it with an asian actress, while the white cast.....?
Fuck you all Finn was important he was the best comical relief to show that POC matters....!!1!

Reminder that Billy Dee Williams is 80 years old.

You should be glad he's not around, at least that way he's safe from Rian "I shit on everything good" Johnson and the mouse

they could've at least make him pop out a few lines. Like he is living on his gas planet city, sending help to the resistance, for example resources. just a little wink, nothing special.

Those caribbean genes are gonna carry him to a 100, guaranteed. Smooth relaxed people always live long.

Heck its all so dishonest. The same as Leia and Padme. They were minor main characters, but always strong woman.
You have Lando and Mace Windu, not mc, but still strong, leading and important side characters.
But now they dont say, we cast them but try to spin its a first for Star Wars.

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This, I'm so thankful that at least one major character from the OT has managed to avoid getting caught up in this clusterfuck in any way.

The years haven't been kind but it'd be cool to have him back in for even a brief few scenes as some space pirate king or some shit. But what the hell, he's dodging a bullet here and ironically the only thing left to cherish that hasn't been raped to death by nu Star Wars is the one nigger in the entire OT.

This here or just let him act as a general on a resistance ship. Heck, even he could warpsnipe the capital ship.

>act as a general on a resistance ship
This role is solely reserved for aging human females (bonus points for being unattractive)

You are right, i forgot white female > black actor.
What was inthinking.

>we cant escape.
>we have to buy time!
>Lando: I am old, the hits destroyed the autopilot. Let me fly this ship through hyperspace into their capital ship! You are the future and the universe hope.

Even just some text iedeas make this snipping more logical. TLJ is such a mess.

But wait:

>Poe: We have to fucking do something
>Lando: You remind me of my late friend Han, hothead. But now we have to be patient, because we're planning on sending cloaked ships to the base
>First Order buys the decoy, because Poe is not driven to act on his suicide plan, which eventually would give the plan away

Doing his baller-ass hand clap dance someplace

Fuck, even on the fly we can come up with interesting and logically plots than a handfull hollywood people who do this for a living.

Right here.

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It's kinda weird how capes never became fashionable

Lando should have been in the casino scene in some fashion, maybe even the guy they were looking for. It was the perfect place to introduce him back into the movies.
>mr. calrissian, we need your help to stop the first order from destroying the resistance
>what? my friends are in trouble and Han's dead? I'll help you! and take another crack at that piece of white pussy leia while i'm at it, lets go!
But then they couldn't go with that shit animal cruelty/muh rich people plot line no one asked for.

Bugs me daily
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