The Orville

This is my girlfriend Alara. Say something nice to her!

Does alara do super-strength kegels?

>This is my girlfriend Alara.
join the queue, faggot

giv stronk gf

>my girlfriend
yeah sure OP, keep cumming on your crt screen there's no way she will reciprocate and you know it

Open this jar pickles for me.
> Gratuitous 90s reference

Who was in the wrong here?

>has GOAT tier young knocers
>doesn't have them on show at all

what did they mean by this?

Whoever wrote this piece of shit episode

I thought it was a Rick & Morty reference

shuta u face animay

Fuck off you anime freak

I wanted to hate that episode but it was really well-written

>tfw she's disney now and will disappear

She's not white enough to be be white, and not colored enough to be diverse. She'll be killed off and replaced with a chubby black lady.

She's Jewish, diversity doesn't apply to them,

They reproduce asexually, so being a female is a disability. And they can cure it. Seems pretty cut and dry.

i love to eat her sweet little pussy

Don't talk about my girlfriend like that dude

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the latest episode was such a fucking trainwreck

i mean first of all, consider the implications of trans dimensional civilizations where time passes thousands times faster than other dimensions

and then there's the fact that the orville stumble across an human civilization in unchartered space, they really glossed over that one

and the fact that Kelly can't fucking help but doing the one thing she's not supposed to do just to force drama

>Orval

>p-please mr spacey... no more...

They ran into human looking aliens before, I guess they go cheap sci-fi route where it's normal.

But yeah, it's not very good. It's kinda meh star trek sprinkled with jokes that seldom integrate with plot and aren't that funny.

People are just starved for this kind of shows I guess.