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You step outside your cabin and see this guy smiling at you. What do?

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First for gas the Ferengi

Turn 360 degrees and stab him with a bat'leth

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE ALONE
I LAUGHED THE LOUDEST
WHO'D HAVE KNOWN

I'M TOO DEPRESSED TO GO ON
YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I'M GONE

Ask him if he brought any robosluts with him.

Breathe a sigh of relief because he's still on the Android planet and not here because TAS isn't canon.

Kiss him

I NEVER CONQUERED, RARELY CAME
SIXTEEN JUST HELD SUCH BETTER DAYS
I TRACED THE CORD BACK TO THE WALL
NO WONDER, IT WAS NEVER PLUGGED IN AT ALL

post yfw the entire senior staff of DS9 gave Quark new furniture for the bar after the FCA repossessed all of his belongings

>tfw just watched Wrath of Khan
the score was really good in it, lads. Honestly, most every Star Trek movie (and sometimes tv-show) has had such great music.

>Manchild, the thread

pic related
>mfw baaaah ba baaaa ba ba BAAAH BAAAAAAAH

Jim...

it was a good scene

She killed millions...

...to save this

...to save her cup of joe

Deep Space Nine -- Main Ensemble Acting Power Rankings:

0. Mark Allen Shepherd
1. Shimerman
2. Meaney
3. Robinson
3. Alaimo
5. Brooks
6. Grodenchik
-Relatively Large Gap-
7. Visitor
8. Auberjonois
9. Siddig
10. Eisenberg
-Abyssal Gap Beyond Man's Perceptions-
11. Lofton
-A gap so large that it is paradoxically inconceivable-
12. Farrell

Withheld because reasons: Combs (would be 1b with Shimerman), Alaimo (3b with Robinson), Dorn (right above Sisko), Fletcher (After or in replacement of Grodenchik), Hertzler (maybe above Visitor?)

Am I forgetting anyone?

Meaney is bland as fuck, Aubergine is great.

>Meaney is bland as fuck
Don't talk shit about Colm, ya bloody Cardie

O'Brien is one of the best characters but Colm Meaney is a really uninspiring actor, yeah

I'd put Robinson and Alaimo above Meaney. Otherwise, seems good. Hertzler above Visitor is sensible. Fletcher maybe above Grodenchik, I always liked her.

Post your favorite episode
>TNG: conspiracy S1E25

Favorite villains
>alien abducters in Schisms S6E5
>lwaxana troi
>kolrami
Favorite captain
>PICARD

Most disliked character
>dianna troi

>In the Pale Moonlight

>Weyoun
>Lore
>Dukat
>Janeway

>Kirk

>Fucking Neelix

>ep
Skin of Evil
>villains
Armus
The Caretaker
>captain
Archer
>disliked character
Neelix

I always get "In the Pale Moonlight" and "It's Only A Paper Moon" mixed up, partly because they're both such good episodes but also because of the similar names.

>janeway as a villain

kekk

I notice a pattern

>The Measure of a Man, but Sarek has my favorite scene

>The Borg
>Gul Dukat
>Shran
>Weyoun
>Brunt

>Picard

>Tom Paris

>Favourite episode
too many to choose from, but TNG: Sarek is so good and feelsy. Closely followed by TNG: The Most Toys and Chain of Command II; TOS: The City on the Edge of Forever and Journey to Babel; DS9: In the Pale Moonlight.
>Favorite villains
TOS series-era Khan
Weyoun
>Favorite captain
Picard
>Most disliked character
probably a weird choice, but I could never stand Bashir

Not a weird choice at all, Bashir is a fucking douchebag, Tom Paris-tier.

>it's a dax episode

>It's an Ezri episode
>It's a "Jadzia is an expert on Klingons, the only one on the station other than Worf" episode
>It's a "Jadzia gets shrunk so we don't get to see the Defiant get lost in her pubic hair, ass, and cleavage when it gets shrunk, wasting the greatest opportunity in the history of Trek" episode

>It's a one-off Curzon Odo episode
ree why couldn't we have based Curzon instead of Jadzia

what is shran from, ENT?

Yeah he's an Andorian played by the guy who played Weyoun and Brunt, he's a villain and a good guy at different points in the show.

yup, played by Combs

to kill billions

Top tier posting, no face better captures the resonance of that scene. Perfectly paired moments from both series.

>I used to be a big sweaty man, you know.

him in re-animator is my favorite, he also voiced some audiobooks for the actual short stories

Is it worth seeing?

>Am I forgetting anyone?
Wallace Shawn

>dude what if modern life sucks lmao
shit film, overrated as fuck

But he still gives one of the best performances in DS9.

Iggy Pop was better

Enterprise? It's a bit hard to suggest, but I've known plenty of people who have liked it. Just watch it a bit and see how you feel about it, but also keep in mind it only gets properly good in the second half of the series as a whole.

No, Re-Animator

Why was Weyoun played so well and the female changeling so poorly?

oh, sorry. yeah, Re-Animator is really good, especially if you like more high-tier B-Horror movies. Combs is really great in it. If you like that, also watch From Beyond, another great Combs movie from the same era.

if you like over the top horror movies and combs i'd say so, also the opening music is kino

>It's a "Robert Picardo is on DS9" episode
gonna try to check it out then

youtube.com/watch?v=PbSDxA9q21I

>I gave him LIFE!

so, if Vorta chicks have tits, do Vortas as a whole also have dicks and vaginas?

The mammaries of non-mammalian species in Trek represent a form of authority rather than any explicit connection to reproduction. Female Vortas are matrons who support their Jem'Hadar with their own milk, whereas male Vortas are more forceful and punitive with their Jem'Hadar.

>Female Vortas are matrons who support their Jem'Hadar with their own milk
lucky bastards

not necessarily

the vorta exist as liasons for the dominion

they're supposed to look normal, reasonable, and approachable

even if they have no reproductive organs, they will still have boops

I mean Cardassian women have boobs, and they're like

reptiles or some shit

>Episode
Either Inner Light or Far Beyond The Stars
>Villian
Lore, Weyoun, Dukat
>captain
Slightly leaning towards Sisko because his overdramatic acting fits well
>disliked
Kai Winn

cardassian kira a cute

But Wallace Shawn's speech at the end is about how modern life doesn't suck and Andre was living in a bubble. Watch it again?

I'm not watching that shit again, I know pretentious schlock when I see it

when you think about it, Odo must've been the best dabber in the galaxy

dancing is inherently

what's a dab?

it's a form of cannabis

but what's the thing when people do the thing with their arms?

some black person dance

when you cough into your elbow after taking a dab of cannabis

i thought this is what it was but i have been told that wasn't it

...

why don't my dance moves ever catch on ;_;

>literally begging for his life before an execution

How could this "dilemma" ever be seen as anything other than what it is.. a cold blooded execution?

jesus christ unexpected feels

>QUARK: Rom's an engineer, a problem solver. He needs a woman with beauty and brains.
>LEETA: I have brains!
>QUARK: Sure you do, that's why I hired you. Now eat up, and take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good, long look at them.

This should have got them kicked off the air, I'm appalled.

>trek crews constantly coming up with unique and creative ways around problems
>stuck with the same textbook maneuvers and technology indefinitely

I've come to the conclusion that all the crews are just lazy and never bothered writing down the technical details of the crazy shit they do to their ships to escape from an interstellar anus by using the rotating the plasma manifolds in a circle to generate a proton current to move the ship like the wheel on a paddle boat

Females' opinons don't matter

Enjoy your ban.

>People travel through time all the time
>Nobody has a timeship until the 29th century

>the no qt asian linguist to teach me Klingonese
It hurts, bros.

>banned for understanding that women are objects

You wouldn't last five minutes on Ferengonar

roastie detected

If Fat Riker Poster turns out to be a BBW I will die of laughter

it's probably even worse than you think. a bbw girl (male)

WHOA! So, uh.. this... this is the power of /trek/.

No, this is the power of the FCA

>How could this "dilemma" ever be seen as anything other than what it is.. a cold blooded execution?
the protagonists did it, so it must be a grey area

i don't remember her having a huge mole

that was one of her clones from the mirroverse

everyone says they hate neelix but i think he is funny

NO, THIS IS STARFLEET!

i tend to agree

nice!
gonna' retweet this to my ant co-workers

...

keep being butthurt about it, captain butthurt, see where it gets us
protip: not exactly warp speed, is it?

(this stupid shifter thinks this bowl of Jell-O is scared)

can you imagine the stink when tuvok opened the door in his quarters after neelix and that klingon had sex? he probably had to open a couple windows after that

This makes me laugh more than it should. I think it's the catchpa words. Not just "daberoni," but "intense daberoni." There's a subtle genius at play here that I think could take years to fully appreciate. I hope you keep posting it that long, user. I really do.