Almost Canon Ships?

Almost Canon Ships?

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Is Sup Forums the only place in the SU fandom that has sexualized Dr. Maheswaran?

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Why did Butch want Lauren to dominate his ass so bad?

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sparity

If "almost" you mean through her sister, otherwise not a chance in hell.

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Wait I'm like an entire season behind, did DickSword finally get his non-Euclidean cock inside the flutter butter pucci?

thumbnail I thought it was a penis with a wig

she blushed at him so she's practically pregnant now

L-lewd!

No.

> saggy

Anyone have that Marco/Priyanka pic?

Please

If anyone would be Steven's girlfriend besides Connie it'd be Lapis, and after her it'd be Peridot

>not enjoying a real milf body

What a fag

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/thread

Never /thread yourself fool

Even if you are right

I still don't know if Jasper and Lapis were supposed to be considered to be in a "canon" relationship before they "broke up" or not. They used each other and missed each other after splitting apart and Alone at Sea was obviously playing up a toxic/abusive domestic relationship angle but there was never anything romantic between them.

Just the right amount of sag accentuated by the bra. This is actually better than the NSFW version.

SLB is actually a good artist with a refreshing amount of body types when he reins it in, problem is he gets carried away a lot

I really want Steven to cuck Star with Kiki

>Star
Holy shit my brain just automatically followed up "cuck" with "Star" without me noticing

I've been on here for too long

No, Star and Steven are cute and perfect!

I honestly think this was the reason I never gave Korra a try when it first started airing.

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Jasper and Lapis were a metaphor for a bad, abusive relationship.

Do you think people care?

now you and me are a metaphor for a bad, abusive relationship

Jesus Christ I don't watch SU but good lord am I into that MILF.

and does that make it canon or not

Gems do not have relationships in the traditional sense because they do not reproduce sexually. They just have master/servant or friendship relationships. Garnet is a strange freak thing, and probably the only permanent fusion ever in the history of her species.

So no, Jasper and Lapis were not a romantic relationship, but it was about as close to a romantic relationship that asexual rock holograms are capable of.

but what would their fusion look like?

>I've been on here for too long
repeating digits of truth

I guess that makes them fit under "almost canon" then.

BBRAE FOREVAH

Kek, that's gold.

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>youwerethechosenone.gif

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Please don't do this to me Sup Forums, not again.

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That is canon though

Wrong thread?

Oh god no, who could even resist?

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That's actually pretty good form, real tits sag way worse even on younger women.

Garnet's relationship is based on platonic love, which is basically just advanced friendship and totally fine by gem standards. The reason it's so freakish is because they're from different castes and are permanently fused, both of which are taboo in gem society.

Kind of. It's implied.

Almost, because Wanda claimed Arnold to herself

Ah yes, a cracked ship thread.

Why not Amy?

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Shipping is the worst form of autism.

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I like to call Toad and Husk Hell of a Pairing
Hoap

I thought that was self insertion

Lars is such an asshole. Why the fuck does Sadie like him?

We all know out of all things, this is canon

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I don't think brothers are supposed to hold their sisters like that.

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I don't think she really likes him, she just kinda pities him and ends up giving him affection because nobody else will.

>Why the fuck does Sadie like him?
Sadie is a fat uggo working dead-end job in a town with a population of 20. Do you think she can get anyone better?

She has mommy issues and wants to adopt him and turn him into his personal slave-son bitch.
Sugar is fucked up in the head.

I really want a comic of this

>interracial /ss/

OH MY FUCKING DICK

>Is Sup Forums the only place

No. Never. For anything.

huh. i forgot that lapis is just a less attractive kozue

Search your feelings.

You know it to be true

Back when it was first coming on I thought they were definitely gonna end up together because of Serpents Pass.

>/ss/

Not really, Steven is 14, he's about the same age as Kiki, if anything she might be 16.

He canonicly still has the body of an 8 year old so it still counts baby

Just look at their faces

>"I don't own ALL the bitches...but I own the BEST ONES"

That's supposed to be Shiori

I read it in his voice

Ronaldo had the hots for her for a while but she never took the chance.

I mean, if the alternative is Lars...

Lapis' design is the same as every generic anime girl with blue hair and I find it funny that some people like to call it good

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Ronaldo already has a girlfriend.
Which makes Sadie look even more pathetic.

Starball is the best OTP. They even got a canon daughter: Baby

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The girlfriend came long after Ronaldo was over Sadie. But yeah, by this point it's too late.

sauce?

Nah, tumblr does too

they are CUTE and PERFECT

please.

Pretty much canon.

i miss peridot and steven interactions alone

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Paheal?

after that issue, toad became such a powerful character to me T_T

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