You get to keep the talisman that corresponds to your birthday

>You get to keep the talisman that corresponds to your birthday

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Well Sup Forums, what power do you get? How do you use it? Hero or villain?

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I have the power to not remember what my talisman even does

Ox: super strength
Tiger: splits you into a good clone and a bad clone
Snake: invisibility
Monkey: animal shapeshifting
Rooster: telekinesis/levitation
Dragon: fire blast
Rabbit: superspeed
Sheep: astral projection, lets you enter dreams
Horse: healing, prevents you from feeling pain
Dog: immortality but you still feel pain
Rat: brings inanimate things to life
Pig: laser eyes

>Ox
Strength

>Tiger
Splits good and evil to two halves

>Snake
Invisibility

>Monkey
Shapeshifting

>Rooster
Levitation

>Dragon
Powerful dragon blasts

>Rabbit
Super speed

>Sheep
Astral projection

>Horse
Healing

>Dog
Immortality

>Rat
Animates the inanimate

>Pig
Laser eyes

Astral Projection

I feel like this is a dangerous power to give me, i would probably abandon my body and start living as a ghost

How the hell did they figure laser eyes for pig?

Ran out of ideas, useful for m though. Would save on propane costs when forging and casting.

>Monkey

Yus

High tier

>Get dog
>be Immortal
>still feel pain

I think that was kinda the joke

like a lot of the powers kinda make sense, then just pig gives laser eyes out of left field

>Horse
No immortality sucks. I can't think of any practical use for the healing since I'm not a very active or thrill-seeking person.
Impressing chicks by showing how I don't feel pain, maybe.

>Laser eyes

Fucking neat

Its healing AND you dont feel pain. Kind of neat desu.

I never do anything that could cause me to feel pain anyway, though.

If the healing prevented me from having fucked up failing organs or diseases though that'd be pretty cool.

>snek
>invisibility
I can't even think of any non-illegal applications for this, so crime it probably is

It also comes with peak physical condition if Uncle is anything to go by.

You can heal other people

You could make a living out of healing people with fatal diseases

It's the vitality of your own personal peak physical condition

Uncle at his very best during his youth was on par with Jackie. When he used the Dog he got all of that back

Invisible security guard

Thats a bonus I can approve of never ending life with peak strength speed and stamina

Stage Magician

>1994
>Year of the Dog
>immortality
It might seem great at first but immortality kinda sucks without a bunch of other powers to back it up.

Can you possess people with astral projection?

Do what Nathan did on Misfits, but instead of killing yourself again and again.
Do shit that would normally kill someone and make a show out of it

Rabbit, one of the best ones.

It's amazing how accurate was the prediction on luck for this year, bad luck on everything.

Only if they're also missing their astral self

You still feel pain

>Ox
Well that's pretty go-
>Health 1 star
>Love 2 star
I'm strong as fuck but on the verge of dying alone.

Get super high/wasted

Or strike up some form of deal to get ass loads of pain killers and shit

>invisibility

Lots of stealing and looking at naked women.

I'd probably become a historian

Looks like I'm shooting fire.


>All these other anons shitting on dog talisman

Dudes, I'd trade any of them for Dog. Immortality? Never dying? Fuck yeah!

>Not getting Dog
Fug.

I get rat and can bring inanimate things to life though. Probably try to be a hero and use it on a supercomputer to bring about AI.

Immortality seems like it'd eventually be the worst.

Or you know just create waifus real then see how fast society crumbles from the force of a thousand waifufags fighting over one girl

>you still feel pain
You can get used to it, eventually.
Stop being a pussy.

This sounds like fun

Create galactus, I just don't give a fuck.

Maybe. But that just depends on how much you want to see new shit. If it came to it, you'd be able to live to the point where humanity could leave Earth, and then find aliens. Think about that? The entirety of the universe open to you. To see new and amazing worlds and species... and then fuck them without any and all concern for what weird space VD they may have.

>The entirety of the universe open to you
Lets face it, most of us would still be shitposting here, immortality be damned

>implying humanity will ever leave earth
we could have been on Mars but feeding retarded brown people because really important for some reason.

>Horse talisman
>heal and regeneration
>also works on inanimate items
>fix shit for money

Would cloning be possible if one used the talisman on a separated arm to have it regenerate another body?

Horse master race.
Does the talisman prevent emotional and psychological pain?

That laser accurate sight is how they find truffles

They find them through smell, pigs have notoriously shitty eyesight.

We can get gains working out at max speed.
immortals can be cut up and have all their pieces locked in different spider filled boxes while remaining alive or trapped under the ocean in pitch black darkness forever, fuck immortality on it's own.

I know, just memeing. laser nose would have been better.

>>fix shit for money

Fix THINGS for money?

Nigger.

You can cure cancer.

you can just ditch the talisman when you get sick of living.

>animate things that were inanimate
Does this include building a waifu?

not really sure how i can be anything other than a force of destruction since im a dragon. thing's so powerful that even if i tried to do good im pretty sure the collateral damage would negate anything i did.

What do I even do with laser eyes?

>Astral projection

I'm.. at a loss for how this is even good.

be a hitman and just snipe people with your pewpew eyes

Fuck with people's dreams I guess.

>Rat: brings inanimate things to life
Can I animate myself a gf?

Levitation

Alright, I guess. I always wanted to fly.

Look, look with your special eyes.

I'd be here shitposting until the heat death of the universe

Just go to a morgue and pay off the mortician to have sex with a body (literally any mortician will agree to this for the right price), but instead of putting your penis in her, put the rat talisman up her cooter. ezpz gf 4 u

> pig
Wow, what a useless shitty power. At least seeing in the dark is nice, but I already do that better than most. Best I can do is hope the Snek guy goes for a super villain so I can be his arch-nemesis.

>lazer eyes
>useless
What

Just learn some angles and you're fucking Cyclops dude.

1986
Tiger
"Finally my own clone"

who monkey here?

i cant remember how the shape-shifting works, is it like beast boy?

And what uses do laser eyes have in everyday life? It's not like I can actually shoot people with it - I would just get myself shot by a police sniper like any other crook. Besides, you can shoot people with guns, how are lasers any different. As for cutting metal and shit - there are tools for that stuff already. I'm not sure laser eyes can compete with a surgical laser in precision, and even if they could, why not use the tool anyway?

Immortality hurts...

Well I mean, obviously. What with the lasers blocking their vision and all.

So all of them are like, powers and then Tiger just fucks you?

Better. You can change yourself and anyone else into any animal, that doesn't look off in any way (unlike how you can tell when an animal is Beast Boy because it's green). Hell, I'm pretty sure I remember them using it on artificial objects to make sculptures of animals, too.

>You could make a living out of healing people with fatal diseases
>make a living
Fuck that, make a cult. Tell people you're God and all religions are wrong.

Tiger's power isn't to be split in half, it just makes a good/evil clone if it happens to break. It's power is to give you perfect balance, in both a spiritual and physical sense.

Destroy. Go on a rampage or kill all the terrorists, whatever you feel like doing. Just melt any bullets they shoot at you.

>Horse: healing, prevents you from feeling pain

Yes, a magnificent power indeed. But can it heal a broken heart?

Yes.

>I would just get myself shot by a police sniper like any other crook
user.
You have lazer eyes. Just whip them across any tall buildings or surrounding police cars and killed everyone.

>Besides, you can shoot people with guns, how are lasers any different.

Guns run out of ammunition. Laser eyes don't.

>Monkey: animal shapeshifting
So I'm beast boy?

Horse. 5 stars in love? What a bunch of malarkey.

>Horse

So I can smoke, drink and use tons of drugs without having to worry about cancer or over dosing or liver failure?

>Monkey

Shape shifting into any animal is pretty cool so I'm happy.

Does horse also heal cellular degradation (aging)?

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>Rat
>Four stars in love
Live waifu. Live.

I guess it would have to seeing as you need to hold the talisman for it to have any effect. It doesn't really matter either way seeing as it gives the user youthful vigor and movement.

So it basically acts like a dog with an added bonus of healing anything and everything.

I was always disappointed by how lackluster the sheep ability was after finding out my corresponding zodiac.

The only good thing about being 11th place is that I can still make fun of tigerfags.

>Rooster
Depending on possible limitations like weight limits and mental strain, I might be more than ok with this.

I could make fucking bank with no limits telekinesis, and flying will always be useful.

Horse. Da best low key talisman power without crossing into Rat bullshit

Eh, sheep could be good for stealth missions and recon. Plus you can force other people out of their bodies and prevent them from going back.
Unless that was just a Wong augment or something.

If the fire comes out of thin air, you could produce unlimited clean electricity. You'd probably get bored with it fast, though.

So what does it mean if I share a zodiac animal with Hitler?

(Corporate) Espionage. You can go literally anywhere, but you can't gather physical evidence.

tfw monkey and the only idea i have is that i'll steal some cat and then change it every night into some other animal to fucc.

Or just make a safari and sell elephants or some shit.

Or just generally sell extinct or endangered animals.

Turn homeless dogs into cows to sell to farmers.

Actually this aint that bad.

The chinese would love me.

Ox is kinda terrible, what could I even use it for that wouldn't end with me getting arrested? Defense in case some guy tries to mug me?

>Rooster

Excellent, easily one of the best talismans.

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I'm monkey
what the fuck my talisman does again?

>rooster

best talisman fuck yes.

>dog
ah fuck jdimsa got even more difficult to achieve

>Pig TalisMAN

That's lame as fuck, literally every thread and post that had a find-your-power game gave me laser-eyes, nothing else.

Does ox protect you from injuries in any way? Super strength doesn't really matter if enemies can just snipe you.

you're probably destined to have laser eyes someday