How Zoey Jenny and Clara met Vector Story time

Alright Sup Forums, while digging through Deviant Art I stumbled upon this Sonic OC comic. Let’s see how bad this is.

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There is something about this comic that I haven’t warned you guys about, but I want to see if anyone catches on.

This is literally just Despicable Memelord.

Please stop

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Once a storytime like this starts, there is no stop.

>I can finally relax and eat my turkey leg now

What the fuck was stopping him before?

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PLEASE stop.

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No getting off the ride.

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>There is something about this comic that I haven’t warned you guys about, but I want to see if anyone catches on.

Really I don't see what you me-

>reads this and the pages that follow....

....Oh please god, tell me this isn't what I think it is.

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The out of nowhere pokemon was one thing, but these two caught me off guard.

Yo nigga that rattata is top percent.

If you mean , then yes. That's what this is.

Okay yeah, so we're out of "maybe a kid drew this" territory and into autistic fabric land now.

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>fabric
Fanfic

Could be a kid, but some of the characters make me doubt it a little.

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>realized that this shit is Sonic Boom Tier writing and joke.
>realized that Sonic boom is this shit's tier of writing and joke.
Either way, fucking depressing man.

Nuh uh, I know how this shit works. Whoever wrote this either jerks it to one of those kids or the "so sexy adult version" of them.

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Humor is about delivery, not content.

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You do know that this comic is an autistic re-enactment of Despicable Me, right?

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The art is actually improving slightly every two or three pages.

It's not much, and their work is still pretty garbo, but still.

What's going on in this...

I was 4 pages in user, I hadn't caught on yet

Does Vector even have any remote similarity to Gru? Is there something I'm missing?

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Your guess is as good as mine.

>Motti, prepare a single reactor shot

H, his snout is long like Gru's nose? He's kinda cranky???

That's all I got.

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Why the fuck are kids selling cookies people could buy at a store?

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Should have been pic related

Nigga, i want my Oreos to come to me!

If you think about it too much you're brain might break.

>the fucking Angry Bird
Is this comikino?

Yeah but Eggman is BAD and people this autistic HATE *BAD* people.

I would ALMOST pay money for that.

Oh thank god, it's not just me. The Angry Bird made me laugh for some reason.

Sure, why not?

But wasn't Gru a villain in the first place?

I can't help but feel we throw the word Kino around too much.

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Isn't this line taken almost verbatim from Despicable Me?

That's an understatement.

user, this whole comic is literally the whole script of the movie

What do you think this is?

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JULIAN

I should mention that this comic isn't done yet.
There is still a bit more, but I feel like I should just warn you all now.

You've clearly never dealt with these people. It's about the ultimate outcome.

Gru is good because he became good.
Rorschach is good/right because he died for what he believed in.
There's no gray, just a final verdict.

Can Vector even be considered a villain?

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>HELLO JULIAN

In this comic, yes.

Is this Crash Retold 0?

No, he was Chaotic good.

You know, I saw it coming since Vector said he was here to see him, but seeing Stan in the broke me a little.

The original joke is supposed to riff on the meaning of Vector. The phrase makes no sense in literally any other context. Jesus Christ, this is a new level of horrible.

No, he was Chaotix good.

Oh Jesus Christ.

You deserve better than this professor.

WHY IS SEXY TINY KONG THERE

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

I lost

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I feel like I'm stuck in The Twilight Zone right now...

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B^U

How do you think I feel? I'm the one who had to download all this.

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>mfw

Now that we are getting close to the end, should this be a one off thing or should I keep up with this and do it again in month or two when there have been more updates?

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Are we going the autist route and Chris Channing this or is this just a good laugh? Because I hope it's the latter.

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I want more torture! FUCK ME HARDER DADDEH!

I don't think she's as bad as Chris-chan.

Ok, I also found another comic I might do this or next week.

Well that's the en-

Good news everyone!
It looks like a new page was posted during this storytime, just give me a min to get it.

And that's it.

For now anyway.

Well it's been fun. I need to look into how offen this updates since the first page was posted on June 5th 2016, but I'll worry about that later.

Also if for some reason you end up following this, please be nice to the creator. I don't want any of you to scare her off before she can finish this monument of cringe.

>TFW IT'S STILL GOING ON

It's not as funny when it's running off an existing script instead of madcap "creativity."

I demand another with less obvious script lifting. Preferably with poorly incorporated fetishes to laugh at.

I found one or two other ongoing comics when I ran across this one.

I'll try them out sometime this or next week.

These were very hard for me to read.

Especially since these two were my favorite duo from the Pre-boot Era of Archie Sonic

Where are the rest of the Destructix team anyway?