HE WAS A HABITUAL LINE STEPPER

HE WAS A HABITUAL LINE STEPPER

those types are the worst. its a public service to beat them down

rip in peace man ;_;

this was easily the most surprising celebrity death of the last couple years next to Rickman.

wasn't the last time i had to whoop his ass-whoop his ass

>this was easily the most surprising celebrity death of the last couple years next to Rickman.
Anton Yelchin? Tom Petty? Prince?

Someone was definitely going to assassinate Prince for those music rights sooner or later.

But his sister owns it now. So doesn't go back to the company.

WHITE NOSE HAVING MOTHAFUCKAS!

i think i'm bleedin inside my chest

>Anton Yelchin
Never realized who he was until he died

>Tom Petty
don't follow rockstars. Didn't really feel affected by chester bennington either, despite actually liking Meteora and Minutes to Midnight.

>Prince
Artists that big never last long. I was surprised he was that old when I heard he died.

Wait what?

Ok you unobservant idiot.

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

Dat big boot

>But his sister owns it now.

Precisely.

>he was mad niggerish man
>which was right up my alley

>Darkness, get over here!

>Wish I had an extra pair of hands
>so I can give those titties 4 thumbs down

See, this was long before Wesley Snipes. Back then, we was the blackest niggas on the planet.

>NOW DARKNESS, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

Come on now, you really think I'm going to rub my feet all over dungeons couch? I've got more sense then that.....

...

Yeah I remember rubbin my feet all up in their couch

The last good comedy show

CHARLIE MURPHY, what did five fingers say to the face?

doesn't get more based than Chappelle's show

THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY!

THAT WAS WEEKS AGO, MOTHERFUCKER

PANCAKES

*drip* *drip* *drip*

Is there a more quotable sketch in comedy?

FORTY NATIONS, READY TO ROLL SON