Will he ever go back to writing his Sonichu comic?

Will he ever go back to writing his Sonichu comic?

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Why do chris now have ponytails

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Check your privilege, cis scum!

It's clearly just one person constantly making CWC threads, right?

she is trans now shitlard

having his life become the Internet Truman Shoe shattered his already fractured mind

>someone bought the totem for $1500
>someone bought his crusty cum covered shirt for $25000
>people are willingly fueling this pit of autism

probably multiple people
he's a magical person
a treasure trove of data for psychology research

THat poor misbegotten soul. Talk about a human train wreck

He's no longer interested in continuing his comic, unfortunately. I suspect that a good part of it is that he has an obsessive autistic following willing to (in their own way) give him attention, fanfare, and gifts, so he is forever gratified and no longer motivated to create

it was someone on Sup Forums that bought the totem
probably the same nig that bought the shirt

>$25000
No fucking way

Was it confirmed that the payments went through?

Either way, CWC fans are just as pathetic as Chris. Especially the creepy ass "inner circle" of Chris trolls. What a broken group of human beings.

It got sold?
pics?

Believe it

Is he even still alive? I thought the hole in his taint consumed him

>Someone bought his 25k shirt
I want to say you are bullshitting for (You)s but those trips...

I honestly don't know how this works, I heard people can bid millions on ebay just to troll and not actually pay it.
Does this actually confirm someone gave 25000 for it?

I think somebody demanded a refund for the Sonic totem because they bought it out of "trolling", but chris already spent the money. They ended up getting what they paid for.

...

Other way around IIRC, the refund was because Chris forgot to ship the damn thing (the medallion I think?) but he had already spent part of it on a &500 necklace and skylanders stuff

Honestly if Chris wasn't so awful with money and willing to blow it on useless things, I'd call him a genius for it. Sell your literal garbage to obsessed CWCKI nerds for $25k, good christ.

You could offer Chris a million dollars for every page and he'd still be too lazy to actually put any effort in.

And he's still blow all his money away

I'm really jealous, he could probably make bank off of selling his crap if he wasn't so darn lazy. He would at least make more than someone working a minimum wage job would, which is very depressing.

SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING BOUGHT IT?!?

Perfect time to come back, considering the financial epidemic sweeping through CWCville. youtube.com/watch?v=r959Lcm-Hqg

No the totem was legit. Chris was just slow to ship it out and as a result his ebay account took a hit.

The shirt bid is almost certainly a troll. They have a limited amount of time to renege on the bid in which case Chris can either offer the other bidders a chance to buy it at whatever price they bid or he can relist it.

That fucking certificate of authenticity

How long until some of Chris' stuff ends up in the Smithsonian? I mean as much of a loser as he is, he is currently the most documented person of all time. (I believe, correct me if I'm wrong)

So, Chris finally did ship the Sonic Totem and the buyer left positive feedback, meaning Chris did get that $1,500 back.

The shirt, man, I won't believe it until it's confirmed. Troll bids can and do happen and all that happens to the troll is their account gets suspended or blackmarked.

Let's say Chris does get $25,000 for his shirt. That's just about the amount his mother owes to credit card companies for payment, after she was sued by them. Chris understands this is a burden because through all of his begging, he constantly brings this up. He seems to legitimately fear that they will take their house and all of their possessions if this doesn't get taken care of. He has also mentioned that their house has a mortgage of over $100,000, so that might very well loom as well.

In other words, even if by some miracle some autist richer than him bought that shirt legit, he will have ZERO money to spend on anything fun or worthless. If he isn't totally responsible with it, he is the biggest moron on the planet.

I think we're overestimating Chris Chan here. Didn't he blow the money he got from the totem on toys while all of this debt stuff was still going on?

That would require actual effort. You know how Chris feels about effort.

He'll just keep begging on Youtube and selling shit on Ebay, then immediately turning around and spending the money on toys instead of, you know, paying off his massive debt and dealing with his dying mother's medical expenses.

>If he isn't totally responsible with it, he is the biggest moron on the planet.
Yes, but this is CWC we're talking about. He got the $1500 and immediately bought a $500 necklace and like $750 of Skylanders toys.

I think the totem is acceptable, but 25000 for the t shirt is just too much.
>Pristinechristine

Ew

Never. He's a curiosity for a select group of people on the internet but that's about it.

He also isn't the most well documented person of all time. Not even close. He gets the spotlight thrown on him now and then but there are large chunks of his life that aren't well documented at all and his day to day isn't outside of various Facebook posts. Compare that to someone like Buckminster Fuller who actively, and meticulously documented his own life in 15 minute increments for a period of over 60 years as well as keeping records of every correspondence he had. Far more and more in depth documentation there (and about someone who actually did something with his life besides playing with legos). Even an average person who routinely kept a daily journal would be better documented than Chris.

The only thing really exceptional about Chris is how many people obsess over his dreary life. The vast majority of the time it's completely banal and uninteresting and even the "big moments" like macing the GameStop employee aren't really all that exciting.

His email address is even worse

>anightinchristine

>If he isn't totally responsible with it, he is the biggest moron on the planet.

This is Chris we're talking about here, you know, the borderline retarded autistic manchild? He would immediately blow the money on worthless shit like more toys and women's clothing.

I'm just saying, he has the opportunity. A lot of times people in debt will stay in debt because they feel like they can't do much with little amounts of money. Say you have to pay off $20,000 for a car loan and somebody gives you $2,000 for no reason. Most people won't pay the whole $2,000, they'll maybe pay a portion and spend the rest on everyday bills and most likely something nice for themselves.

But this is a huge amount of money and just so happens to be pretty damn close to what they owe those credit card lawsuits. Discover sued Barb and won for a total of $4,706.93 and Capital One did the same for $15,906.99 which combined is $20,613.92 they have to pay. Chris also took out a $3,000 Payday loan. So if he uses this money for those things, they're pretty close to being in the black, at least on stuff that could potentially screw them ASAP.

I guess I'm just being optimistic. I know damn well he'll spend some of that money on himself, but it's that idea of having so much money you don't know what to do with it, y'know?

Interesting, I was unaware of that

>anightinchristine

people always shit on chris, and he deserves it, but enablers like that are a part of the problem too.

Give it about fifty years. 20 years after chris dies from cancer he will be rediscoverd and become a modern day irl clown archtype/shakespirian tragedy. His visage will grace both childrens books and lifetime movie channel ads. Then the smithsonian will buy his hand made art from the trolls who have hoarded his possesions long since his earthly departure.

Messing with Chris IRL was a mistake

We stared to long into the autism and it stared back

Yeah, no. The fat fuck can claim that he is a godamn bulldozer or the pope-empress of Disneyland or a woman for the matter as much as he wants, it does not change the fact that at the end of the day he is and stays a sad, pathetic shell of a man.
I´m not going to call him a woman, even if his manboobs start lactating.
Wat.
What the everloving fuck. Why would you waste your money like that. Buy drugs or a monkey butler or both, but do not blow it on Chris-fucking-Chan.

Sonichu is the American Miracleman

He cannot be killed you fool

Breaking Safari rules was always considered an utmost offense to good internet sport. We should've followed that from something Awful. When you tamper with something the humor is gone, and you're left only with voyeurism.

my cousin went to high school with him, AMA

No fucking way

Don't

Did everyone wear tuxedos????

>50 years
>Chris 20 years dead
That would mean he would live up to 65.
I would be suprised if he makes it to 40.

Does anyone else just get sad when they hear the actual story about Chrischan?

Yeah he's autistic and is a lolcow legend, but god the dude had it rough. Little things done here and there and maybe he wouldn't have become such a hellish wreck.

yeah for senior picture day they give you a fake tuxedo shirt for the picture

It's hard to tell what would've happened if people hadn't taken an active role on trolling him because I can't see that not happening.

People only discovered CWC because actively exposed himself on the internet and continued to do so because he had an audience that interacted with him. It couldn't have happened any other way.

No clubs or activities.
Why am I not surprised.

I would feel sory for him if he wasn´t such an awfull piece of shit. He is a racist, sexist, egocentric, greedy, spitefull, whiny, stupid leech that is a burden to everybody who has contact with him. Whenever you start to pity him, remind yourself what a horrible excuse of a person he is.

>He is a racist, sexist, egocentric, greedy, spitefull, whiny, stupid leech that is a burden to everybody who has contact with him.
This is no excuse to spite or harass him, a product of shitty parenting.

Will we ever get a great Chris saga again? I feel like this is just such a slow burn, compared to most other SJW trans freaks, Chris almost seems normal or even less weird than them. We just need one more great redemptive sage before his untimely death.