The Killing of a Scared Deer

I didn't get it

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It was all an act by the kids.

The kid who set it up had something to make your eyes bleed, some medicine or pill or whatever.

This is pretty well crafted bait.

>muh greek tragedy
I actually liked it a lot.

PUFFY VAGINA

its a Greek myth about someone literally killing a sacred god deer and have to kill one child as payback.

this movie just a modern take on that myth. the ending was shit tho, i wonder how the real myth ends?.

The Greeks win the war.

What's not to get? He had three times as much hair under his arms than George.

What about the strap on his watch?

mother is a piece of shit

So was Raff meant to be Iphigenia? Why didn't she die then?

He had more hair but not three times as much. Our daughter just started menstruating. I'm going to light a cigarette. Can I light a cigarette? I started smoking at my friend's house. It was actually a party.

>Colin Farrell

Another movie I will never watch.

What are you, a fat pussy?

lmao kys my dude

There is nothing to get. The movie is straight up shit.

And what was the point of the sacrifice when there was no parable for the Trojan War in the film? I was already familiar with the myth but I never would have guessed that this film was related to it if they hadn't literally namedropped the Euripides play at some point

The sheets were covered in sperm.

>if they hadn't literally namedropped the Euripides play at some point
dude the title of the movie is the biggest let on that the movie is based on the sacrifice of iphigenia

Did anyone else get the impression that Colin Farrell used Dougal from Father Ted as inspiration for his autism act?

>pseudo art house movies
>better make some infographic so I can be smart on the mongolian telegraph forum

absolute state of Sup Forums

Should've killed either the daughter or the wife. The kid did literally nothing wrong.

is this film a meme here now? I actually liked it.

Four thoroughly mediocre movies. Why don't you include A Ghost Story and It Comes at Night while you're at it?

meant for

I liked it but the director can't stop making the same movie.

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It should've went like this
>kill Martin
>kill the daughter
>kill the nasty ass Nicole Kidman
>start a new family with the kid and Martin's mom

Artemis teleports King Agamemnon's child out of the altar and puts another sacred deer in her place

what was the deal about hairy armpits?
that scene in op pic made me cringe

See
Iphigeneia doesnt die in the myth (or most iterations of it)

Why was everybody in this movie autistic?

That's a shitty retcon

>when I was your age, I only just started masturbating
>and I only just started ejaculating, only a little... barely a drop
>I was worried that I had some kind of problem because at school I heard all sorts of stories
>Then one day, when my father had a lot to drink, my brothers were out, and he was sleeping in the bedroom
>I crept inside, put my hand on his penis, and started stroking it until he ejaculated
>sheets were covered in sperm

white culture.

Lmao @ the idea that some pseud not only watched 3 pieces of shit (Billboards was fine, though inferior to In Bruges) but afterwards determinedly went into Microsoft Paint to make some shitty failed meme in a doomed attempt to get anyone else to care

I can practically smell the fetid matted neckbush from here

Meh, Gods are cruel but also forgiving yada yada
Also the Trojan war was later added on as a plot point to the sacrifice, in original stories it was just to satisfy the Goddess' wrath for having her deer slain

I can't believe I watched this with my parents
Still loved it though

pleb detected

are those two related?

>ywn play general anesthetic with her

This movie is pretty straight-forward. It's not nearly as weird as people are making it out to be. If you're above the age of 16 you should be able to figure it out OP.

>Though their characters are two years apart, Raffey Cassidy (13) is ten years younger than Barry Keoghan (23)

rude

This movie gave me actual autism.

post armpit

Sorry I had to have electrodes attached to it and they shaved off the hair.

its this but I think all of his movies are about the director challenging accepted societal norms, like the idea of karma or tit for tat. I've noticed this in all of his movies

nice, saved

Did they fuck?

It's okay, you're probably just American.

I NEED WEBMS

WEBMS OF BARRY

*Raffey

how long will it take to grow back?

>I was really shocked when i found out that LITERALLY EVERYBODY eats spaghetti like a fucking spastic

What did he mean by this?

It was him realizing that diner hi g he thought only he did was common. Nothing is special

>Nothing is special
He certainly is special.
Only 3 year olds and retards eat spaghetti like this.

only valid reason to watch that pretentious garbage

dumb cunnyposter

But that's how I eat my spaghetti sometimes. If I was running late or in a rush

H-how much are you supposed to cum though

I am truly a patrician and now I can watch porn.

This. What kind of father is able to kill his own children. Wife is hard aswell, but your own flesh and blood...

they can just make more kids. didn't you watch the movie?

I thought I Love You Daddy got canceled.

Exactly 1.2x cute girl mouthful

>plebs think you can cancel a completed movie

When did you realize the best choice was to kill Martin and not play his stupid game?

>for the director that made Dogtooth
faken dropped

Did your brain shut off halfway through? Killing Martin would've resulted in his whole family dying.

Yup that sounds like a myth to me, they can't even win a war against the Euro

That's 61.24 mL what the fuck

That was just a theory from the girl. Not everything Martin said came to pass. He was no god. Take your chances killing him and see what happens.

The fact that he made two of the kids unable to walk and the son bleed from his eyes made him pretty legit I think.

The wife never became unable to walk.

Doesn't negate my point.

The wife does shit for Martin, kisses his feet, cleans his wounds.. If he crippled her, he couldn't have escaped.

Maybe the delay between starting points is more than half the natural course of the curse for a person

How did Martin do it? Was it the lemonade?

>kidnaps kid and beats him up
>no one comes after him
>kills his son
>no one comes after him
What a shitty 'modern' adaptation.

It was his voice. The girl could walk when she was on the phone.

pure fucking magic.

He was useful.

Raffey looks so nervous doing that scene

She's probably seen Lanthimos' previous films

Imagine being Raffey, doing movies for all the family, suddenly one day a director tells you to take your clothes off.....

A big shock

Can we even watch I Love You Daddy at this point?

What is it with Lanthimo and animals

nanobots