OCEAN'S 8 - Official 1st Trailer

So progressive!

youtube.com/watch?v=MFWF9dU5Zc0

I knew it was going to be not good but I never thought it could be that bad. I cannot wait for the opening weekend threads.

this fat car caraoke guy got stuffed in their just for his popularity amongst the potential audience. and wtf is an akwafina?

Powerful!

They all look like plastic faced monsters

Yeah... "look like."

I lasted 20 seconds. The flat out copying of the parole hearing from the first movie is so ham fisted here.

I wish Mindy would tell the people who keep trying to make her look good that it's ok and that they can stop now.

That doesn't look too bad, not a fan of that fat English guy.

At least they are using famous attractive women on the most part this time not fat ugly negroes.

>famous attractive women on the most part this time not fat ugly negroes
Well, I guess whoever Awkwafina is isn't fat, so there's that.

I only watched so far as to see Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bollock, I don't know about the rest.

Sup Forums BTFO

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>Superman shirt
of course

The S stands for soy

Never really gave much of a shit about the franchise, so at least they arent ruining my childhood. Still not going to go see it but at least I ain’t mad about it

>OCEAN'S 8
>they couldnt find 11 so they went with 8

Didn't watch the trailer, don't care enough, but is Danny Ocean even in the movie?

Looks decent. It doesnt look like a baddass chick that kicks ass kind of movie.

>Still not going to go see it
I might check it out, they've got a really solid cast. I'm not really into heist movies, though, and they aren't known for having good writing. But this might be alright.

Kek

whats wrong with that soyboys face?

>They are planning the heist
>at one point a guard makes some kind of sexist comment to one of the girls
>same girl later encounters the guard during the heist
>kicks him in the balls to take him out

Willing to bet money on this happening

DRUMPF BTFO

I only watched the male versions in cable. They were entertaining but I never cared enough to go see them in theaters

Did they dig up Michael Jackson for the lead?

Yeah, that's about where I'm at with them, too.

IT WAS HER TURN

daily reminder shills being paid by the studio are bashing the movie so they can promote it with muh sexism

nobody cares about the ocean's franchise

>Vietnam film
>these boots are made for walkin

this guy!!!!!!!

They show his grave in the trailer. Also Brad Pitt is back, but he changed gender, so now she's Cate Blanchet.

Lead actresses are all solid (I dislike Sandra Bullock, though) and Gary Ross isn't anything special. Maybe I'll see it on cable in a few years.

I wonder if that means Cate's got a big willy?

>attractive
A few maybe, not all dumbass. Also one of them is black.

I care so little about this that I won't even watch the shitty trailer, but I guess I care enough to post in this shitty thread so there's that.

Cant wait for the webms of Mommy Blanchett in tight dresses

They have no chemistry unlike the Ocean's 11.

I hope Sup Forums forgives me but I'm gonna watch it for Cate.

Thank you for your contribution.

It's Ocean's 8 because they're going to do a female trilogy (8 -> 9 -> 10) leading up to 11. Screenshot this

Pretty decent trailer.
Wouldn't watch, but at least it doesn't have BOOOMMMMM bass sounds every few words of someone's dramatic sentence.

>implying it will be successful enough that they will release two more movies

you mean just like

Not using Soderbergh was a huge mistake. Gary Ross is a fucking hack.

ass

Ugly Old Women: The Movie

>that Swede in the comment section
YES

it worked so well for ghostbusters

It looks like they can make these pretty cheaply. I don't know what the actresses are getting paid, but outside of that they can probably churn these out. Very little effects, sets mostly relying on easy advertising for hotels/casinos, loads of backgrounds extras.

It doesn't work because women at that age don't have the same appeal as men. Women peak in their 20s.
I'm not against female only remakes but I can already tell it won't have the feeling that Oceans 11 had.

This will bomb fucking hard

YAAAASSS QUEEEN SLAYYY!!!

It looked okay until they said they was stealing a necklace from a fashion show.