OOOOOOH LUUUUUUUKE

OOOOOOH LUUUUUUUKE
TIME FOR MILKING

can you post the webm of it please

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thanks!

Has there been a khazar milkies edit of this ?

Who thought this was a good idea?

Oh my fucking god, how can this be real? This is a fucking sketch, basically.

This is where Blue Milk comes from? Ewww.

MMMMM COMING MY DEAR

Who will Milk them now that Luke is gone?

If the movie was good it wouldn't be so bad. The look on Luke's face is priceless

YODA WANTS MILKIES

I am never watching these movies but thanks for this

Is Rey can't stop smiling?

someone described this scene on twitter and I thought it was a joke
what the fuck

Why not post the improved version?

seeing as it is a joke I guess you were right.

What was the purpose of this scene?

To shame women that breastfeed in public

SLOTHY GIVE MALKY
GIVE ME THE FROTHY CUMMIES
THEMS GOOOOOOD EATS

.gif for easy shitposting

am I the only one that finds those things unnerving? it´s not their look but the way they sit. as if they are sentient and just watching us

create a cheap gag at the expense of the old school characters.
a double kick in the guts for the classic trilogy

This thing probably has human intelligence at least

SLOTHY MOMMY MILKIES

This scene for me was actually where I was like - fuck yeah, this is awesome. It really set the tone for me. I could see how people didn't like it though. But it was probably my favorite scene that wasn't one of the Notable Scenes.

Yes time for milk it is

Then dancing after we must

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does anyone wanna help me milk my cat?

Spend countless days on a island to get away from everyone when you could have just force vanished and became a force ghost at any time. Guess Lukey Really Did Need Milky

Will this scene create anything like the Jar Jar fart scene?

God I wish that were me

i have came at least 20 times since

That image was all I could think about during this scene.

If he forgets to drink the milk, Yoda comes and burns down something he cares about.

Brainlets say it's worldbuilding

hot desu

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
SLOTHY MILKY PLEASE BE HASTY
DELICIOUS DRINK FROM SLOTHYS UTTERS
I WANT SLOTHYS AND NO OTHERS

I must go

It had to be a reference to it. The sloth even does the same head turn that the fart thing does.

Give it time. Bad Star Wars movies are like fine wine.

MMMM YES DONT NEGLECT THE ONES ON THE BOTTOM THIS TIME, THEY ARE EXTRA FULL
REALLY GET IN THERE, REMEMBER THE TECHNIQUE, CLAMP THEN TUG

I just don't get why Rey gives a fuck, she's poor and eaten shitty food too.

Udders, not utters you fucking brainlet, kys.

If Disney makes this toy, i hope it’s a milk dispenser

So does Luke have some sort of relationship with these things?
Are they like his friends or what?

it's his real mother.

Damnn, Yoda looks like - THAT??

>Reference this
>Start to tease a reference to Luke lifting the x-wing by showing the x-wing in the water
>But then don't
What the fuck

sorry LUUUUUUKE is non canon.
that was just luke mate.

I don't get why you guys hate this so much
It is delightfully absurd and adds to Lukes characterization
This is the kind of joke that is actually funny and not out of place too, unlike the several Marvel-esque quips

it puts sw on the same level than some anime rule 34 porn.
fuck off

>quips didn't exist until Marvel films
How to spot a cuck. You're living in a make believe world based on what you read on Sup Forums, I bet you never saw the OT of Star Wars.

Is it wrong that I want to suck that little tail out of his butt?

The entire point of this scene is to de-heroise luke, another character sacrificed on the autel of postmodernism

Where did I say that?
I just likened them to Marvel quips

>delightfully absurd

memes aside i despise the movie but i agree, i don't get why Sup Forums is so triggered by this scene when they should be more angered by that retarded Luke vs ATAT scene

Establish Luke's character as a cheeky cunt

I literally almost shat myself laughing because of THAT comment.
I heard a couple of light chuckles but after that everyone stopped while I fucking laughed.
I hate this movie.

but he's self sufficient and gathering and/or breeding food on his own, being independent from the system, retard

>bigger file size than the .webm
>easy shitposting

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

SLOTHY ! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM SLOTHY'S UDDERS!

I WANT SLOTHY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

>Yoda will NEVER do this to my dick
Feels bad, man.

Damn you faggots work fast

Those are negative traits in the mind of the numale and SJW.

humiliation

This is the hot video I have ever seen.
I cummed 238 times!

Alright Mike take your pills

The budget of the film is not spoken. Maybe it's this? We took them for pennies, attention was drawn to the stupidity of the script. This is their twist.

exactly, and the moron i responded to is saying it somehow 'deheroises' Luke and blames postmodernism, peterson fags are fucking cancer

Fucking nu-star wars

Yes.

Someone photoshop Ben Shapiros sisters face on the critter, I want it for shitposting.

Why is this a de-heroisation? Luke is a farmboy, he may had milked creatures like those thousand times already.

WHAT YOU LOOKING AT LITTLE WHITE BOI JEDI, COME MILK ME

thank you based user

Worse than the Midichlorians

Uh excuse you? Luke is a motherfucking exemplar role model for young white children. He is supposed to represent the moral and heroic paragon that all white men strive for.
Hw should be a pillar of morality, a motherfucking hero and savior. But we can't have that with the mouse. We need to destroy everything that white males love.
Päy some fucking respect to the death of one of the last pillars of white culture, you fucking nigger.

Since her womb is fucked, does that affect her milkers? If she's unable to get pregnant, I'd imagine the process to induce lactation must involve some medical fuckery. Maybe she's just living vicariously through the seal-sloth creature.

White man doesn't drink milk?

That creature is just a space-cow.

OH
NO
NONONONO

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>fucking star wars is a pillar of white culture
kill yourself nerd

Do you think Rey would have let Luke milk her?

Luke was fucking demasculated with this scene.

Drink the milk of Kathleen Kennedy's titty

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WHATTHEFUCKINGFUCK

with her barren womb, Daisy's milkers are fucked

>random luke femboy waifu threads here in past.
>years later
>reeee luke is being humiliated so masculine the white race is unironically doomed.

Why do the writers have to insert their disgusting fetishes into this?

LUKE'S FUCKING FACE!

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Did Rey want Luke to milk her like he milked that sloth alien?

I would have liked it if the big titty alien was a twi'lek mommy instead

Good for her. Fuck Star Wars fans, biggest manchildren you will ever meet. These subhumans actually dress up as stormtroopers and shit and act like it makes them cool. Absolutely LOVE seeing them suffer. I personally drove past a movie theatre last Friday with a megaphone and blasted “Luke dies” to the crowd of faggots waiting in line. Almost crashed but got away and boy were those faggots pissed hahahahaha!! A few even tried to chase me but gave up because Star Wars fans are largely fat cunts I guess. God I will never forget the chorus of groans when I spoiled the movie for those pussy nerd faggots. Best feeling I’ve had in a long time.

If you like Star Wars you deserve to be gassed.

shit man

Created by white people, starring mostly white people, loved by millions of white people, iconic part of modern Western (aka WHITE) culture for decades. KYS my friend.

gibmilkiesposters

I LOVE Star Wars

Kek