*saves your billion dollar franchise*

*saves your billion dollar franchise*

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be very careful now

*comes closer*

*takes the xbox controller*

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong locker room

He's a big guy.

Mmmmmm......big guys.

>dem pants

>gross numale facial hair
>out of shape body
>disgusting soyboy manboobs
fucking typical numale cuck

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hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down

>the virgin walk

why still noone shopped bane mask on this big guy (for you)

*Uses emphysemic mumbling and inability to move face to crash franchise with no survivors*

FUCK YOU!

He's been following the Sam Hyde routine

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Kino fucking ren

This guy is so much hotter than Adam diver why aren't girls swooning over him

Driver is like, 12-13% body fat, and thise are pecs, not boobs, just lol. This whole "soyboy" meme is absolutely retarded anyways. Half of the people saying it probably drink fucking MILK which is just as bad if not WORSE than unfermented soy.

They do, there just isn't as much hype.
And he's not as good as an actor.

They did and they do.

>loses to a novice lightsaber user
>loses again in the second movie

There's almost no way to salvage his character. He was already painted out to be a non-threat in the first movie so there's no reason for the audience to be concerned. Why should the audience be scared of Kylo Ren in the third movie? He can't beat Rey.

fuck off soy slurping reddit faggot

>that Janoy Cresva walk

>Driver is like, 12-13% body fat

Imagine actually believing this. He's over 15% for sure. That's why they hiked up his pants to his neck.

So:

>PT=Anakin's Story
>OT=Luke's Story
>ST=Kylo's Story

That about right?

Fuck you leatherman. We should settle this in the ring. Get out of that uuuh jabroni outfit

Oh shit I'm sorry

>those high pants to hide his flabbiness

Sad

I guarantee your test levels aren't even past 500 ng/dl

Do you even know what 12-13% body fat looks like? That is 100% 12-13%

>Wearing his pants up to his rib cage like some guy from the 1930's

The fuck

>Do you even know what 12-13% body fat looks like? That is 100% 12-13%

Do you? You have visible abs at 12%.

He probably has some love handles. Hiking your pants up is a classic cover up.

I do it too when I bulk.

Mine are, I inject 600mg of test e a week.

He's the best and most intriguing character easily.

Which kind of should make Disney worried. People are connecting more with a school shooter Vader fanboy than the most of the "good guys".

*franchise collapses*
*fly to safety*

They copied darth sion pants

People are only going to these films because "Star Wars" is in the title, it don't matta.

He does. They just aren't shredded, which doesn't happen at 12%

So you need to inject to be high T, yet you call others "soyboys"
Actual fucking lol

>defending GM soy that is probably 19% roundup
Drink organic milk (certified and USDA stamp) and you're fine.

literally youtube.com/watch?v=2WdS2I6TR0A

Why is he so wide

Why is he so wide?

Gotta go bearmode if you want to stand a chance against a Mary Sue.

I love how everyone on Sup Forumsis making fun of this guy while meanwhile in the real world panties are getting moistened

Who is defending soy? I literally said that soy is shit too. You aspies are mentally ill. Lol at trying to shill your estrogenic milk under the label "organic". Milk is for babies. I eat fruits, beans, meats, rice, potatoes.

4u

Go to bed, Adam. You need your sleep to save this franchise.

why cant disney put him on the Marvel regiment? Marvel makes everyone into 10/10

Wait a minute, that walk

Ahahaha what the fuck is that supposed to be? I know we joke about Chloe M looking like a fridge but this dude looks like a literal refrigerator

He has a classic mountain man build.

It's good natured fun, he's actually /ourguy/

Except for his scrawny little arms

For real though why are his pants so high, is he hiding something?

what the fuck
>the torso shape
>those skinny arms
>that pencil neck
>this disproportionate square pecs
>that stride
>those raised up pants
what kind of freaky fridge is this?

Yeah?

Yeah thats right you, me, right here on the floor

>yeah, haha, smartass

I kinda wish now Adam Driver would refuse to shave his goatstache for IX

Remember when A listers looked like this

He doesn't have scrawny arms, he just doesn't have obviously focused bicep/tricep development. He's very well-proportioned for labor rather than aesthetic physique. You need a solid core for real mountain work.

>>out of shape body
>>disgusting soyboy manboobs
Pure projection.

like roid monkeys

What's so impressive about Brad here other than his low body fat percentage? I remember when A-listers looked like this.

That is a bodybuilder turned actor. You stupid faggot

Who is calling Adam Driver an A list celebrity

>Butt-ugly welfare queen breaks his dick while bicycling and is sadly unable to protect his country fighting on the other side of the planet

>But HE'S ARMY so he's the best guy in the world because I'm fourteen! SEMPER FI!

What did Sup Forums's Sup Forums board mean by this?

That's not why Sup Forums seems to like him, dumbass.

I'm sorry, I fucked up. I meant to write marine instead of army. Apparently useless fairies come in different flavours and some people take this very seriously.

Fell under the forgotten Star Wars curse.

Nobody remembers him and he's done nothing since.

he was in a long term relationship with Rachel Bilson. That alone is enough. I don't think he gives a shit what anyone else thinks of him.

Kylo's strong. Like really strong.

I AM BIG

BLOATMAX

>door physics

I heard Chloe Moretz was the body double for this scene. Is there any truth to that?

"Could you please put a cloak on?!"


He doesn't.

>calling pecs manboobs
wanna know how i know you're a fatass?

Meanwhile you’re just a fatass shitposting on a Bangladeshi irrigation infrastructure planning and development board

>thinks milk is bad
not gonna make it

Kek

UNAVOIDABLE INTIMACY

That's a sash senpaitachi.

>skinny arms
You don't even lift, do you?

>flabby pecs and zero ab definition
>12%

I wish /fit/ newfags wouldn't shitpost here.

Driver would snap Pitt like a twig.

chloe is supposed to be a female

Meh. My personal headcanon is that Kylo was waiting shirtless and doing pushups for hours of their Force Facetime.

It was a cheesy scene no matter how you slice it.

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you do know he's a marine?

Are you fucking high? He's in terrific shape.

Of course he doesn't he was purposefully waiting naked for skype time.

virgin vs chad when?

>600lbs deadlift physique

>The more powerful Kylo Ren becomes the more powerful Rey will become because of their link
>Rey doesn't need to go through a hero's journey
>The feminist icon can just leech off of male achievements
Like pottery

how do you get the body on the bottom right? i dream of having that body

Oops, let's be honest here
*WHITE male achievements

force push ups wouldve been a great kino moment

If you don't have a thick frame and barrel chest you probably can't. Having that much muscle requires first that you have a skeleton capable of supporting it.

Were they trying to portray Kylo Ren act like Eliot Rodgers after Rey rejected his marriage proposal (''you're not nothing to me, we can rule the galaxy together'') as some kind of statement about fragile masculinity?