TURN ON THE NEWS

HAPPENING

I want to belieb

Yeah, nah

"sources say"

fuck you, got my hopes up

Formerly Conscious

if only

>killing yourself right when the disney bucks start flowing into your account

yeah right

>implying it was suicide
>implying the mouse didn’t get to him for making a movie that people didn’t universally love

Its only 4PM. Try again.

FUCK YES

>living on the east coast

faggit

kek, don't fuck with disneys reputation

my force training has shown results.

>SW fans have actually developed Force powers

HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

S

An empty bottle of soy milk was found nearby. Police thinks food poisoning could be involved but they don't root out the possibility of deliberate ingestion of a lethal dose of soy.

Kek

ITS FUCKING REAL I THOUGHT OP WAS JOKING

>IMPLYING THERE IS ANY OTHER COAST

EST MASTER RACE

If this was real it would say "Star Wars: The Last Jedi".

made me gargle cnn twitter asshole

Fake.

He saw the RLM review

>5:01 PM
>It’s 4:46
>The absolute state of Star Wars fanboys

>CNN
post a real source, fag