They make fun of The Last Jedi's flaws but it's not enough...

They make fun of The Last Jedi's flaws but it's not enough, because they aren't plebs that agree with the following shitty opinions I have
>Luke's character was "assassinated"
>Rey is a mary sue
>This movie is worse than the prequels
Why is this acceptable, bros? T-t-they're just saving it up for the Plinkett review, r-right? Mike is totally secretly on my side, right? RIGHT?

>They like Force Awakens and defend it
>They shit on Rogue 1
>They're meh on Las Jedi
>Sup Forums is SEETHING every single time
I love this timeline

well after seeing what they did with Rogue One there will be a lot more videos I'm sure

Jay just gets angry when people rightfully criticize his husbando and can't handle it.

I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

I think there anti-mary sue opinion is in direct opposition to sexist neckbeards. If we didn't have them being retards on the internet, everyone would agree she was a Mary Sue.

What did Rich's sister and fiance think about it?

Star Wars is creatively bankrupt, the film has flushed the magic of Star Wars down the toilet, there were only sporadically interesting moments in the film, the humor fell flat, it was too long, it felt like it twisted things too far.

HAS RIAN JOHNSON SEEN STAR WARS?

It's dead Jim

Rich's sister looks like a social worker who has to watch over two fat downies and make sure they don't hurt themselves.

>Sup Forums angry they talked about the core issues and weird things instead of going into all the nitpicky bullshit.

They do not agree with the mary sue thing because they're too much liberals to even think a feminist agenda can destroy a good character development, and even further create a whole female character out of nowhere for pure feminism purposes like admiral problematic hair.

Didn't you already make this thread? The movie is worse than the prequels, because the prequels already happened. If these movies were never made, the prequels would be the worst things about Star Wars. Now it's these movies, because they're direct continuations of the OT and rape it in the ass for an army of manchildren obsessed with consuming as much Disney shit as possible.

>entire bit mocking fanboyish nitpick criticism
>when their entire channel's claim to fame is fanboyish nitpick criticism of the prequels
Did they forget that they are just a few guys from milwaukee getting drunk and reviewing movies?

Stop spamming this shit

They will point out how retarded Lukes "arc" was in the plinket review.

And nothing will ever be worse for them than the prequels.

When it's stupid and doesn't make sense it's not valid :^)

His sister would be a babe if she just lost 30-40 lbs. She's kinda cute as is. Would fuck.

Imagine being THIS butthurt that they don't have the same shitty nitpicks you do.

Not pictured: The guy saying that they actually secretly have the same opinion as him, but they're just afraid of what Disney might do to them if they're blatant.

Kek

Mike you are DEAD to me you hear me DEAD

Why do you care about these ecelebs?

There's not going to be a Plinket-review for The Last Jedi.

>And nothing will ever be worse for them than the prequels.

Yeah because that's where they actually still cared about Star Wars. It is pretty clear that Mike is now dead inside.

They are the only thing close to friends I have

>>They will point out how retarded Lukes "arc" was in the plinket review.

Just like all the insightful, concise criticism they made with the TFA review, huh?

I have no friends, so why don't we be friends!

*GLURP*

>45 minutes of criticism
>incels are butthurt that they didn't call rey a mary sue
Autism off the goddamn charts.

Doubt that. Almost everyone except some butthurt liberals agree she is a Mary Sue. Rey should be the official picture of the definition "Mary Sue".

yes there is. you can talk about this shit for hours

thats not really him right?

I dont know why you would do this but I approve.

>Rey is a mary sue

Rey Is a marry sue, I don't care what these plebeans think.

She received no training this movie, yet she was still able to lift very heavy rocks, that was something Yoda had trouble with in Episode II

There's not going to be a Plinket-review for The Last jedi.

>Last Jedi fans are salty
>The contrarians in Sup Forums are salty
How the fuck does he continue to do it? Every god damn time.

No one wants to share an opinion with an autistic neckbeard. That's why they can make fun of it so easily, because autistic neckbeards shared their opinion on Twitter the way autistic neckbeards do.

Listen, Luke was never a "hero." A "hero" is a fictional power fantasy. Get over it. Old Star Wars was a fucking lie, and white supremecy, aka the days of the empire, are going to be over soon. Rey will be the ultimate user of the Force since the Force is FEMALE.

this, they complain that Disney is milking the Star Wars cash cow when they do the exact same.

There absolutely will. Mike clearly hated it more than the other guys ("Flushed the magic of Star Wars down the toilet") and it had some similar character problems to the Prequels where people just do things because they must've read the script.

He tried to make fun of the "fuck the Force, there's no good and evil" theme until he got shut down, and he talked about how Yoda was done wrong. He still cares about shit from the originals and obviously didn't like them being shit on.

Besides it would be character assassination for Plinkett not to review it.

They will never review it.

Give it up.

Plinkett review aught to be good at least, since there is alot to actually talk about this time unlike TFA which was just safe and generic.

>Jay said Star Wars wasn't epic
Holy shit what? I'm not even a fan of Star Wars yet even I seem to have a better grasp of this series than Jay.

I can see Mike having an inner conflict for this review. He mentioned "it was messy but wasn't a mess" and trying to contain himself. But the moment they started pointing out the actual flaws, you can hear him raising his voice. He was clearly, clearly really disappointed with this movie.

OMg is that Jesse on the right?

did you read the script too?
>finn meets rose
>go on some bullshit casino anti-capitalist filler bullshit
>stuttering hacker ask for payment
>rose gives up her necklace
>next scene finn is all "HEY GIB DAT BAK, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO HER"
spoiler alert, neither do you fuck head, you've known this woman 10 hours at the most

That is rich's fiance but holy shit she does look like an even fatter jesse

>>Luke's character was "assassinated"
>>Rey is a mary sue
These ones are absolute, undeniable truths
>>This movie is worse than the prequels
Well let's not get ahead of ourselves here, just a shit movie

>She falls in love with Finn within a day and talks about true love when she saves him by crashing a fucking spacehip into him
In any other movie this character would be played for laughs, like a crazy ex girlfriend who the character has no interest in but she is head over heals for him.

I wonder if they bounce off of each other when trying to fug

>Well let's not get ahead of ourselves here, just a shit movie

Too late, breh. The people have spoken. It's rated lower than any prequel movie.

What's his endgame?

No you stupid fucking fans stop coming up with your own theories REEEE you are all internet neckbeards

I would switch TFA and TLJ, although i'd just 'liked' and not imply particularly strong like

silence. you probably think that rey is a mary sue

i think they were very reasonable for the most part and rightly harped upon the missing links and silliness of a 16 hour chase, also the milkies

>finn closes his eye, accepting his fate in an attempt to save the rebels
>UUUHHHHH HOL' UP WE CANT HAVE NO MAN DOING DIS NUH UH
>chink crashes into him, possibly killing them both and in all likely hood dooming the rebels
>muh luv
oh, and then he drags her back on a sled like 2 miles around the massive fuck of AT-AT bombardment of Luke
GAH JUST FUCK THAT CHARACTER WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN RID OF FINN

Who cares if an autistic neckbeard shares your opinion? How can you be so insecure about yourself that you will willingly bend over to the kikes at Disney because some fat fuck says something and agrees with you? You're not his friend, you don't even know him. Your views should be your own, if anyone else wants to share them, who the fuck cares? You'll never have a unique view supported only by you on anything in life.

No, that's Rich's sister. His fiance is on the left.

>Rey is a mary sue
This isn't retarded because her character from TFA still carries over. The true retard opinions
>Doy hoy its ess jay dubbleU propaganda!"
>"Durrrrr Yoda can't use da lightning!
>"Durrrrrrrddd y iz luke zo meen DDD::::"
>"The plannnn did naht work that's bullshid!"
>"U cand gill snoge he suppozed to b da baddie!"

I sure do hope you faggots eventually get a life and find something else to do other than endlessly trolling every single thread of every single board on this website.

Seriously, go out side or try to get laid. You're never going to change the course that history is on no matter how much you shitpost, you sad fucking degenerate loser.

>when their entire channel's claim to fame is fanboyish nitpick criticism of the prequels

Their channels' claim to fame is being one of the few reviewers that DON'T make fanboy nitpicks and address serious issues from a filmmaking perspective. "The Phantom Menace has no identifiable protagonist which makes the movie difficult to emotionally relate to" is not in the same realm as "Star War is supposed to be serious and badass so Jar Jar sucks."

anglo genes

Jay isn't a huge Star Wars fan either, but yeah how can you be so wrong

>You're never going to change the course that history
Oh dear, is Sup Forums on the wrong side of history? Is this the end of fucking white males?

See? Like this? What is the point? to upset someone? That's it? That's all it takes to get a rise out of you?

Fuck, all we do is pity you.

star wars peaked with the original trilogy, and rlm peaked with the prequel trilogy plinkett review.

Oh god. I refuse to believe you. Please no.

Isn't this the very phenomenon that maga people attribute to the great cheeto winning, but in reverse?

I just want to know what the fuck your'e talkinga bout lad.

found it to be a sensible review
you fags are faggots

Its worse than that. He couldve had a real character arc.
>starts as a coward
>comes back to the fight
>isnt strong enough still
>learns to not give up and run as he usually does
>he offers to sacrifice himself to save everyone
>this average joe is just as big a hero as any jedi, you dont need to be special to be a hero
Nope, fall in love with a fangirl and let allies die. If you die they win, but if you let them kill your friends though...

Couldve had a buddy op with Poe and develop his character and fins more instead of this new character noone cares about, that wouldve been fun. People liked their bromance in the first movie why the fuck did they drop that.

why do you care about us so much? Why waste a single moment of your life trying to upset people here? Do you think you accomplish anything other than creating noise for people to spend a second sifting through?

Nobody here wants a sensible review. A dumpster fire roasting is desired. Crucifixion.

...

DAMN, JESSIE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

Really, she looks like a clone of Rich with a better hairline and smaller tits

Go take a shit bitch

star wars was never half as great as people try to make it

that's not jesse

Steve, we're leaving

I agree about both but The Last Jedi either purposely shit on, or else just got wrong, so many things about what made the originals great that I think the Plinkett review will almost be like another prequel one.
>inb4 IT BROKE NEW GROUND

You're beating around the bush, man. Now we're talking about politics? Trump won for many reasons. The autists at the_donald are liberal kikes that like to pretend they are conservative because they took Sup Forums's memes too seriously. They're nothing more than fans of Trump who want to be special snowflakes, but they're not really any different from the average liberal. Their ideology is the same, the only difference is they just want the liberals to wear MAGA hats. That's why I will never understand why the rest of reddit hates them so much.

they are sellout whores and have been for years. if you don't think Disney didn't pay them off handsomely to not completely dismantle and shit on it then you are a $hill yourself.

you can talk shit about Lucas new trilogy all you want but they are 100 times better than the jewkikepig dreck that is Disney's Star Wars and they got famous for fucking murdering Lucas' new trilogy in the first place, but keep their mouths shut or straight out suck Nu-Wars dick? Give ma fucking break.
They are kike dick sucking slaves.

of course he was but tv is filled with autist who hate the film, claim the prequels were good by comparison and people shouting mouse shill.

your post gave me cancer

It's not batting around the bush. It's simple psychology. You don't like people X, so you dismiss everything X say. You see it in politics every day, you see it here every day. It's not hard, captain.

>all these turbofags on \teevee\ preemptively nitpicking dumb shit for the past week trying to predict and match their surrogate friend's opinion
>BTFO to oblivion and beyond

>he hasn't marathoned the Grabowskis

It absolutely was great.

The problem is the well warranted popularity let to a brand being built around it, and then faggots started worshiping the brand.

You can see it when you compare Star Wars to Indiana Jones.

Raiders of the Lost Ark is a great fucking movie that succeeds in the exact same way Star Wars succeeds. But Indiana Jones never had that huge retarded brand built around it. And as a result Indiana Jones is revered as a great, classic series of movies without the hordes of faggots claiming it to be the second coming of Christ.

If Star Wars didn't become a geek phenomenon it would be remembered like Indiana Jones. Just three great movies. And that's how it should be remembered.

It was a review like a billion others i have seen in the last week. There is literally nothing special about these guys.

So it's literally just impotent rage that keeps you going? Until you win an election you'll not do anything else with your life ever again?

Wow, Trump Killed you.

It was a run of the mill review except it wasn't quite as condemning as the others. But condemning it was.

>This entire post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mike generally has pretty plebeian taste, but here he genuinely cares about star wars more than jay or rich. it's clear here he can feel why the last jedi was horrible and was the wrong direction to go.

You know what a zealot is? You know what a fundamentalist is? Look in the fucking mirror.

People don't dislike liberals because they dress like ugly degenerate dykes and numale faggots with a fashion straight out of some gloomy and depressing cyberpunk movie, they hate them because of the way they act. Fags at the_donald are not so different, they just control themselves better.

Are you dense?

So you're just going to waste your life typing out endless noise and that will somehow set things right?

You're just going to regret wasting your youth on such a pointless goal. You can't stop us from talking, you can't do anything about it. You're powerless. You're screaming at the sky.

Just move on with your life before you kill yourself.

It's almost like you watched Half in the bag

TFA they actually liked though

I agree. The other thing about Indy compared to Star Wars is that Empire was a better sequel than Temple (which I do like) so the series didn't up the stakes and keep the momentum going the same way as Star Wars did.