Tfw the little green cunt burns down your library

>tfw the little green cunt burns down your library.
Why is Yoda such a dick?

It was symbolism for "out with the old, in with the new!"

They're just starting to make their epic series, better to cut the umbilical cord now instead of ending up with a manchild pandering legacy.

Why did they kill off Luke and Han yet keep Leia alive through some retarded asspull even though the actress is a fucking corpse? They had an easy way to cut free from every original trilogy character.

Because the time of old white men is over

>he literally said that Rey has everything from in there anyway
>at the end it shows Rey took all the books before she left the island

but he didn't

Why the ghost of Yoda instead of Obi Wan's ghost?

hey retard, rey had stolen the books already. they're in one of the dressers at the end of the film. yoda said "she has everything she needs already" because he knew

>disney yoda
>canon

so the symbolism of burning history tradition and knowledge to usher in the new world is okay because the representation of the new world is a thief?

but manchildren are the only fans this series has

No, because the representation of the new world is a woman.

>Burns an entire library of science, mathmatics, philosophy, and more, then replaces it with The Communist Manifesto, Feminism, and Social Justice
>"Out with the old, in with the new"

Symbolism doesnt work if the action isnt present though,the books werent burnt,yoda knew who had them,you cant get pissed off at a scene by ignoring the context just to fit your anger

Got a copy of the one where Luke is calling him a little green shit?

Yoda has been fucking with the Skywalkers for 3+ generations now.

Wrong, sweetie.

Did you even watch the film in theaters? 50% of the audience at my local cinema were children. The exact same children that broom-kid represents.

Yoda needed to push Luke to be a leader again

No kid wants to be a child character from a movie, they all want to be the cool adult characters.

There's literally one adult male character in the movie that uses a lightsaber.

Why did he even burn it then? Just to fuck with Luke? Still makes him little green shit.

Characters don't have to be the same gender as you in order to have a fantasy wish-fulfillment. When I was a young lad, I really liked Chun-Li from street fighter and pretended I was her when I did my mighty kicks.

And Luke killed himself in response

BRAVO DISNEY

>And Luke saved the day by distracting the villain and inspiring the galaxy to fight back while opening the doors for a new generation of jedis

FTFY

>opening the doors for a new generation of jedis

Didn't he say that the jedis had to end?

He can't change his mind? He openly tells to Kylo he won't be The Last Jedi™, Rey stole the sacred books and we even see a young force user being inspired by his stories. Did you see the movie?

Because Luke needed to let go of the past.

Of course I didn't see the movie, I'm still deciding whether it's worth my sheckles or not

Luke was hesitating. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Then watch a camrip or something. You can't rely on Sup Forums memes to get the whole picture

Save your money.

Save your money... give them to me instead

just cost me £16 imax 3D
Probably worth it, some decent scenes. not amazing tho.

>comparing Yoda and nu-Yoda
kys yourself

>They're just starting to make their epic series, better to cut the umbilical cord now instead of ending up with a manchild pandering legacy.
Sorry. This trilogy is a soft reboot. Kids could have seen the old films. Say what you want about E1-3, but at least it was something different from E4-6.

Rather than Holdo, Leia should've been the one to fly the ship at lightspeed through the first order fleet. It would have made sense that "only she could do it" because we know she has special force protection from the space scene before.

Instead now everyone can just make unmanned lightspeed bombers, making space combat completely useless in the Star Wars canon.

no wonder you turned out to be a faggot

I dont understand this argument, the maneuver was a desperate last attempt to save a few survivors, in a normal battle nobody would ever think of sacrificing all their resources, spaceships and allies in suicide bombings

Why could you not just strap a computer to a hyper drive engine and give each frigate with a couple for use in battle?

That is irrelevant because Luke didn't know that
Luke died thinking Yoda had destroyed all that jedi knowledge

>in a normal battle nobody would ever think of sacrificing all their resources, spaceships and allies in suicide bombings
The movie made it a viable strategy. Fucking escape pods have FTL in the SW universe, you're telling me they couldn't just stick a protocol droid in one of those suckers and fire it at the Death Star, instantly vaporizing it? Don't make excuses for shitty movies.

the biggest ship the rebels had didn't vaporize Snoke's ship with lightspeed. an escape pod do wouldn't do anything but make a pinhole.

Why don't the first order just make a bunch of unmanned Death Stars and fling them at light speed through the rebel strongholds if mass is the only factor? Why didn't the first order fling any random ship they had at light speed towards the door rather than bring a silly space battering ram?

Why not send it though their fuel tanks?

They were meant to be bibles. People are dumb


Boycott disney.