Rewrite Star Wars

Lay down in a few words your own version of the new trilogy instead of the shit we had from Disney.

Hard mode: you keep the new main characters and their storyline intact

>Rewrite nu star wars but without rewriting nu star wars

This. OP is a faggot.

>No casino
>Rey & Kylo kiss

Give or take. Maybe change Luke's shit.

Literally just take one of the good books and make it a movie

Rey turns to the dark side, Kylo defects to the light side.

That's all I wanted.

The Last Jedi
>Benicio del Toro should have been Darth Ren, leader of Knights of Ren (the true threat to the galaxy)
>Kylo Ren should turned and perma teamed with Rey instead of flipflopping
>Darth Ren should have been final boss, insane power
>Luke should have been there in person, and gets killed by Darth Ren after barely being able to keep up after a vicious and brutal battle

Next movie
>Rey & Kylo work together to defeat Darth Ren and end the First Order, but Snoke escapes and goes into hiding.
>Ben & Rey have two children
>Girl child turns to dark side
>next trilogy deals with the bitter sibling conflict, as Snoke is still pulling many strings

>Luke isn't a depressed child murderer
>Rey actually trains
>Kylo can stay the same
>Snoke is actually the first Jedi like they were teasing so the name First Order actually means something
>Snoke leads the Knights of Ren who are neither dark nor light
>the Jedi were originally monks who embraced both sides of the Force and were "balanced"
>the Sith were a splinter group who embraced the dark side
>Snoke is back to restore the Jedi Order to its original state
>Snoke and Luke have a Force battle in the end
>no chase plot
>no super leia
>no holdo
>no casino
>no hyperdrive ackbar scene

>remove starkiller base and replace it with Byss, the EU planet that palpatine kept secret as his personal base
>after the death of the emperor the super secret contingency plans went into affect and all high ranking moffs and admirals like Thrawn flee to the planet to consolidate their forces
>there on the planet they find snoke, an ancient sith lord entombed in a crypt that palpatine had found during his quests for more power
>as the backup plan entails they awaken snoke (and his personal bodyguards who are in stasis fields besides him, the knights of ren), who ASSUMES DIRECT CONTROL
>snoke is obsessed with the dark side, a collector of ancient sith artifacts, and is enraged that the sith bloodline was wiped out due to palpatines reliance on technology (he believes sith sorcery and ritual is the way to go)
>snoke sets the first order on 2 missions, one find all the sith artifacts they can, and two find him the Skywalker, the one who was able to defeat the rule of the sith
>the first order go out and scour the galaxy, they rob coruscant of all artifacts left by palpatine, they scour korriban, mustafar, and other worlds powerful in the darkside like dagobah.
>snoke grows in power as he heals from his long sleep and reaches out to find the Skywalker, inevitably finding Ben skywalker as a young jedi knight who feels the pull of the darkside
>snoke decides he must draw out Ben out to get to the Skywalker
>he sends his fleets and armies (now built upon ancient sith designs from the manufacturing stations on Byss and the troops from cloning tech Palpatine had stolen from the kaminoans, its basically a mini star forge) to do terrorist hit and run attacks on undefended worlds

>The republic and the nu-jedi investigate and are horrified at what they find
>Ben is sent on a mission to a planet in the unknown regions with few other jedi to investigate dark side disturbances (luke doesnt want to leave the academy undefended and doesnt believe Ben wont be able to handle it)
>the knights of ren are waiting in ambush and trap Ben and the other nujedi
>they take Ben and the others to Byss
>snoke tortures Ben and reveals truths like Vader being his grandfather and pulls a "certain point of view" on Ben
>Ben, who always felt the tug of the dark gives in as he feels his life was a lie and Luke betrayed him (i feel like Luke and Ben could be kinda distant as well with Ben always feeling like he couldnt measure up to Luke) and so decides to finish what Vader started and become Kylo Ren to kill Luke.
>snoke says he must become stronger and sends him around collecting more shit like an errand boy until he has "proven" himself
>finally Kylo gets all pissy that he cant fight luke and so he takes the knights of ren to lukes academy and razes it to the ground. Luke is able to fight Kylo off and kill the knights of ren but loses his academy and all his students while Kylo flees back to Snoke
>Luke ashamed (he taps into the darkside when he sees his students dead from Kylo and absolutely fucks the knights) goes to the unknown regions at the advice of Obiwan to find the Journal of the Whills, leaving r2 with a piece of the star map to give to Leia and Han
>snoke senses Luke flee to the unknown regions and remembers the Whills from the old times
>enraged he tortures Kylo and says they must find Luke before he is able to find those teachings and is able to bring back the Jedi in the way the Whills used to be (they were superpowerful or some shit i dunno fuck you its star wars)
>Snoke unleashes his forces on the galaxy as he realizes it is time to move forward with his plan and sends Kylo to murderfuck his parents and get the map

I would take everything you hate about this movie and increase it a hundredfold in the hopes of sinking this shitty, drawn-out franchise.

other changes i would make (tfa)

>make Finn an imperial officer who is doubting this nu-empire that snoke is creating and doesnt agree with all the dark side shit snoke is doing. finn would be a true military man
>first order troops dont look like stormtroopers and are embedded with sith technology like cyborg slaves, they are backed up by grizzled elite stormtrooper veterans (think tr8r but in all facets, these are elite commando stormies)
>poe is a spice runner that meets finn when he gets captured during a first order terror attack.
>finn doesnt want to fight for the first order but has qualms killing the OG stormtroopers because hes fought with them for so long
>finn wants to go to the resistance, poe doesnt until he meets han solo who acts like a father figure to the young spice runner
>the republic still has armies but they are tied down in bureaucracy and Leia has to whip their asses into shape along with Ackbar
>turns out chancellor Mothma is a cunt and refuses to fight since theyve had relative peace for so long and the "attacks" are on fringe systems
>no superweapons
>no rey
>if i have to make han die then chewie throws himself at kylo right after and kicks the shit out of him before being put down by a shit ton of elite stormtroopers and FO troopers who drag kylo off (chewie gets a bittersweet send off, hed massacre troopers left and right and literally pull kylos right arm off) if i dont have to make han die then he doesnt die whatsoever since having han die is fan fiction wish fulfillment from hacks
>lukes actually in the movie in flashbacks and expository scenes, plus in a hologram that he puts in R2 to tell Han and Leia what happened

>Luke does a Kenobi-vanish death during the Snoke battle, this motivates Rey

Leia doesn't fly and should've died at the end.

Ok here goes:

>Han Solo/Leia's son mysteriously boards a ship and leaves a Republic base (they are the Republic, who actuall own the galaxy having beaten the Empire.)
>Band together to chase his ship, picking up new characters along the way, one force-sensitive. various high jinx- maybe attacked by raiders or having to refuel on coruscant or somewhere.
>Ship arrives at a silent, almost pitch-black barren planet with a strange giant vault door in it.
>They catch solo's ship, but Solo's son's heart isn't beating. He is dead having first been force-possessed then force choked.
>Solo's son's body mysteriously floats through the vault door, which slams shut quickly.
>Solo flies into a rage trying to open the door (ICONIC SCENE)
>force-sensitive friend is able to open the vault with the force.
>turns out to be a sith training camp- entire inside of vault lights up with red lightsabers. All are mechanically-enhanced.
>brief glimpse/fight with main villain- a sith lord at 2x man size, mostly droid.
>Heroes escape as new sith set out to take over galaxy.

Yeah just don't me the thrawn trilogy yet again, be a bit original

Here's my take

>TFA

>There’s no resistance, only the Republic exists and the First Order is a small remnant of the Empire that still controls a peripheric region of the galaxy. They’re led by Hux, an old Empire general who doesn’t control the force. They’ve been on the decline but they recently had a few new members, Kylo Ren and his knights, who came with a supercruiser with invincible shields or something, and they’re now on a grand offensive toward the Republic capital. Nobody knows how given their supposed limited ressources.
>Main plot is not about Luke, but defeating the doomsday ship and understanding how the First Order (and Kylo) built it.
>Han is a general but is tired of sitting behind a desk, so he embarks on a secret mission to save the Republic. On his way to gather information he comes across Rey on Jakku, witnesses her using the force and hires her as a mercenary. He also takes Finn given his knowledge of the FO.

>Finn is a loyal stormtrooper but he unknowingly helped Poe escape, and he's labelled as a traitor by the First Order. He's then forced to cooperate with people he thinks as traitors to the galaxy (Poe, Rey, Han) in order to survive. His angle is trying to deceive Rey and Poe in order to gain the Republic trust and betray them once he gathers intel to earn back his return in the First Order, but as the story progress he understands that maybe he has been lied to since he was a kid etc. In the end he grows attached to Rey, Poe and Han while the First Order only taught him about hate and authority. He understands he's been on the wrong side all along, and this climax when he finally reveals to Han the codes to disactivate the shields of the FO ship, which he knew all along. He’s serious, but sort of the comic relief as a fish-out-of-the-water situation. He comes across Rey and Han on Jakku somehow and convince them to take him as Han is looking for intel.

(cont)

>Rey been left alone for a long time, and she grew up selfish and distrustful, which are mandatory traits on a planet such as Tat- Jakku in order to survive. She’s not a strong fighter but she’s cunning and has a somehow raw control of the force, though she doesn’t know what it is. This can be established quite easily : showing her escape several looters on the opening scenes using the force, when she get offered rations for BB8 instead of flat-out refusing, she tries to bargain for more (which is met with refusal). She doesn't trust Han (why would she?), and doesn't care all that much for Finn when he says he want to leave.
>She appears much more cold, and the only time she really opens up is when leaving Finn at the Republic’s base at the end, because she understood that opening yourself and trusting others could be a strenght, and not a weakness yadayada.

>Kylo is much more mysterious than in the movie, we only know he was Luke apprentice and destroyed the temple, killed most of the other trainees and disappeared for years, only to join the FO. He’s revealed to be Han’s son when killing him, and is defeated while heavily injured by Finn and Rey teaming up.
>After they destroy the ship at the last moment, it’s revealed that Kylo uncovered an ancient and forgotten sith super-weapon that can contrust ships & armies out of the suns (Starforge). They then need to find Luke who disappeared when he left to find Kylo, to help them, which will be the plot of TLJ

TLJ
I didn’t even see the movie and don’t plan to but :
>Timeskip of a few months after TFA, Rey has arrived in some FO planet near the Starforge incognito to search for Luke, who’s been there for some times trying to reach Kylo. After some action hijinx, he decides to train her in the Force after he notices she can uses it, all the while continuing their mission of trying to find a way to Kylo and the Starforge.
>Meanwhile war between Republic and FO is raging, Poe and Finn are broing it up on the frontlines, we get some space battle actions and we get introduced along Finn to the complexities of the Republic etc. At some point they get a mission about defending an important planet from a FO offensive, some nice characters and ground action.
>Back to Luke and Rey, they put up a plan to capture Kylo on the Starforge but it was a trap, they’re captured, Kylo reveals his plan and hijack the leadership of the FO from Hux. Plans to put the Force and a New Jedi order in power and not get orders from non-force users or something. Tries to convince Rey to join, she accepts but only as a way to trick Kylo. Luke escapes thanks to her and goes back to the Republic with some macguffin that will help save the day.
>Leia arrives with a fleet to relieve the assieged planet where Finn and Poe where on when all seemed lost, she sacrifice herself to save the day, FO has a major setback.

The first episode should be about Han finding Rey in his antics and trying to get to the newly formed jedi temple to get Luke to train her.

Last movie
Space battle something something, Rey Poe and Finn teams up for the final battle and destroy the Starforge, Luke sacrifices himself to save Kylo from the dark side and is the hero he deserved to be. Movie ends on Rey and Kylo scouting the galaxy for force users to restart the order, hope, new generation, you got it.

SIMPLE FIX

A FUCKING TIME SKIP TO GIVE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT SOME FUCKING TIME.

KYLO TRAINS WITH SNOKE, REY WITH LUKE

THE FUCKING REBELS GETTING RAPED EVERY CORNER OF THE GALAXY

REY STOPS TRAINING TO HELP REBELS, LUKE DOESN'T STOP HER

KYLO REN FINISHES TRAINING, FINISHES HIS LIGHT SABER, ITS NO LONGER FIZZING LIKE CRAZY

REY ARRIVES AT THE SHIP AS THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY

KYLO NOW A OILED FUCKING MACHINE LEADS A BOARDING PARTY TO THE SHIP

PEOPLE IN SHIP RUN AWAY IN ESCAPE PODS, ESCAPE PODS SHOT THE FUCK DOWN

KYLO SLAUGHTERING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH GETS TO THE BRIDGE

LEIA, REY, FINN, CHEWIE ALL THERE

CHEWIE AND LEIA TRY TO REASON WITH KYLO, TELLING HIM ITS NOT TOO LATE

KYLO SAYS, "A SITH ONLY DEALS WITH ABSOLUTES OR SOME SHIT"

GOES TO FORCE CHOKE HIS MOM

CHEWIE IN A FIT OF RAGE STARTS TO FIRE AND CHARGE AT KYLO MAKING HIM LOOSE HIS FOCUS AND RELEASING LEIA

LEIA FALLS TO FLOOR UNCONSCIOUS , REY RUNS TO HER

CHEWIE MANAGES TO KILL THE TROOPERS NEXT TO KYLO...

CONT...

can you please let this shit die already. I hate you fanboy faggots nobody asked for these fucking films they made them for you faggots and you hate them you will hate anything they make. Stop making these fucking movies Star Wars was 2 fucking good movies out of a franchise of 9 films plz leave the fucking thing alone and let it die and be forgotten.

>didn't see movie, this is how it should go...

Holy fuck you people are retarded.

rip off Goodfellas with lots of Hutts and Bounty hunter shits..or anything where someones head ends up in a vice.

>The first movie has completely changed but let's not change a thing to the movie that comes after
Are YOU retarded?

Shit

Ok

FINN FINALLY BEING USEFUL GIVES BACK UP

TELLS REY HE HAS LEIA AND IS GOING TO GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

CARRIES LEIA ATTEMPTING TO RUN TO THE HANGER WAY

REY THEN GOES TO HELP CHEWIE

CHEWIE GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AND TRAPPED IN DEBRI AFTER A FORCE THROW FROM KYLO

REY CHARGES IN, THE FIGHT OBVIOUSLY IN FAVOR OF KYLO SO FAR

KYLO THEN SAYS THIS SHIT AINT A REPEAT AS BEFORE, YOU WONT GET LUCKY A SECOND TIME

MEANWHILE FINN FINALLY GETS TO THE HANGER TO GET INTO A SHIP

A NEW ORDER SHIP LANDS, CAPTAIN PHASMA COMES OUT WITH TROOPERS AT HER SIDE

CONT...

Copy the EU but don't make it as cringeworthy, Shouldn't be hard.

no use. boycott all disney related shit. that means cancelling cable bills. Keep internet obviously but do not give them another cent

FINN IN A PANIC ATTEMPTS TO BOLT TO THE SHIP

PHASMA ORDERS A TROOPER TO BLOW THE SHIP UP

FINN GETS KNOCKED DOWN DROPPING LEIA, PHASMA AND TROOPERS MOVE IN CLOSER...

CUTS BACK TO FIGHT WITH KYLO AND REY, KYLO TELLING REY IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS, HE CAN TRAIN HER, THEY CAN KILL SNOKE TOGETHER

REY RESIST, SAYS ILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU

KYLO AGREES, SAYS HE KNOWS WHO HER PARENTS ARE, TELLS HER TO SEARCH HER FEELINGS THAT SHE KNOWS THE ANSWER

KYLO SAYS THEY WERE FUCKING NOBODIES, FUCKING DRUGGIES THAT SOLD YOU TO GET THEIR FIX, YOU WILL NEVER BE ME, I WAS DESTINED TO RULE TRASH LIKE YOU

REY IN A SPARK OF ANGER ATTACKS VICIOUSLY AT KYLO

CHEWIE STARTS TO WAKE UP AND MOVE THE DEBRIS AWAY, HE BECOMES FREE BUT EXHAUSTED

KYLO THEN TAKES ADVANTAGE OF REY'S SLOPPY FORM AND MAKES HER LOSE HER BALANCE

CHEWIE SEEING AN OPENING FIRES AT KYLO

THEN VERY QUICKLY KYLO STOPS THE BLASTER FIRE LIKE IN THE FIRST MOVIE AND THROWS HIS LIGHTSABER AT CHEWIE HITTING HIM IN HIS VITAL ORGANS

(cue slow moe dramtic music as Rey screams NOOOOOOOO!)

CONT....

>star wars is a leftists wet dream, perfect mix of nigger, spic, chink, muzzie and cunt
>it sucks a total fat ass

hardmode:
rewrite the characters to be the best actor regardless of race/gender rather than skipping good actors to fill an affirmative action quota

Works for me. Less Sun Crusher and contests between authors to 1up each other's OP stuff, and more Thrawn and Black Fleet and Jedi Knight/Academy

Rey and Kylo become attracted to each other and have to fight their feelings because of their separate ideologies. Kind of like "Romeo and Juliet".

Begone, shipper

Yeah to be fair I just read mine back and it was a bit shit.

It's ok user, at least you went out there and tried.

>Cut the stupid fucking chicken/cat things
>Have Holdo be less of a stupid character, or at least give her a good reason not to tell Poe her plan (suspicion of treason, etc)
>Cut weird green milk scene
>The stupid fucking Leia-force-back-to-ship scene. I don't hate it all, just have her be closer to the ship.

In general the rest of it was OK. Visually excellent. Got a little bit preachy on the Casino planet but I can roll with it

IT NOW CUTS BACK TO LUKE

LUKE JUST SENSED CHEWIE BEING KILLED, IN THE SAME WAY YODA SENSING ALL THE JEDI DYING IN REVENGE OF THE SITH

CUTS TO HIM STARING AT HIS X-WING, HE SIGHS

CUTS BACK TO LEIA AND FINN ON THE GROUND

PHASMA ORDERS FINN TO GET UP, KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH

TELLS TWO TROOPERS TO MAKE HIM STAND

SHE SAYS KILLING HIM WILL BE TOO GOOD, A WORSE FATE AWAITS HIM, YOU WILL BE TORTURED AND RETRAINED TILL YOU SUBMIT

LEIA COMES TO HER SENSES, SHE HAS HER EYE ON A TREMO DETONATOR A TROOPER IS HOLDING

SHE QUICKLY USES THE FORCE TO PULL IT TO HER AND ACTIVATES IT

ORDERS PHASMA TO LET HIM GO, CLAIMS THIS ISN'T HER FIRST TIME DOING NEGOTIATIONS THIS WAY

CONT...

anyone give a fuck?

Well if you continue to bump the thread there will eventually be someone with a good idea.

deboot

fair enough

>The Force Awakens is the same except Finn isn't full comedic relief and had, in previous unseen battles, performed typical stormtrooper atrocities. This makes his defection more believable, and his arc thru the trilogy more compelling. Also the First Order is just a PMC caravan that hijacks the new Republic's Starkiller base and uses it for evil. Literally everything else can be the same.

>The second film has its original title "The Last Knight" and revolves around Hux and Ren chasing the the Resistance, which is trying to make its way back to the Republican safe zone. The title refers subtly to the Knight's of Ren, and Ren's hate and desperation as they are killed off one by one by the Resistance. All the shit on Ach-to is the same, except Luke didn't try to assassinate Ben. Ben just got seduced by Snoke, banished by Luke, and came back to collect his friends (the Knights) and wipe out the others. Luke escaped but was so connected with his students that their sudden and violent deaths wounded his connection with the force. He goes to Ach-to to find the lost temple and left a map of his travels with 3-P0, but, in a twist of comedic irony, his X-Wing was damaged and without any resources he was just stuck there for decades. Everything else is the same except Finn doesn't go off on some side quest. He replaces Holdor in committing ftl suicide. Luke can either die on Ach-to or die fighting Ren, it doesn't matter. I like the force projection idea (c'mon we almost never see anything "new" with the force). Luke's saber is destroyed.

>The Republic Falls basically starts a new chapter. Rey finds out her parents are nobodies who sold her into slavery. She can't make a new lightsaber because she doesn't know how, and just uses a force pike (a call back to her Jakku origins, and departure from typical Jedi tropes) Hux plots Ren's assassination. Leia realizes so long as there is a republic there will be an alt - republic to fight. The First Order, now nearly in shambles due to Finn's sacrifice. bombards the Republic in a sneak attack that kills millions and cripples their fleet. Rey confronts Ren, who beats her and cuts off her arms, but she doesn't yield to the dark side. Leia comes and saves Rey by shielding her. Ren is unable to kill his mommy who says the dark side of the force will destroy him and leaves with Rey. Hux basically says fuck it and mortally wounds Ren, but dies in the bid of power. Ren realizes this is what Leia meant and succumbs to his wound. Leia, with her family gone becomes one with the force and dies. The republic and first order are destroyed. Months later Rey, with two mechanical arms, creates a new legion of Jedi with Kyle Katarn, and a clean slate on the definition of Jedi.

I think where TFA started to fall apart is when Finn met Poe, specifically the part where he starts killing his comrades. I'd change Finn's reaction to him getting a kill & then suddenly going into shellshock again, realizing that even though he's decided to change, he's still hurting people. Good and evil is a matter of perspective. A trooper critically damages their tie fighter because Finn spaces out, Poe screams at Finn to wake up & manages to make pilot the broken fighter before crashing on Jakku like normal.

The chase scenes with the Falcon and Rey piloting make no sense to me, that should be changed drastically. She's a scavenger, not a pilot. I think an more interesting plot would be if she, Finn & BB-8 found the Falcon, got on board and she started frantically pushing every lever and knob until an auto pilot was engaged (perhaps a hidden route set by Han decades earlier in case the Falcon was abandoned / stolen).

This would lead them to say a new planet which is the base of the Resistance. The auto pilot disengages after they enter the atmosphere and we see Rey try to control the ship but fail and crash spectacularly into the ground, destroying the Falcon & making it unflyable until repairs can be made.

Han, Leia, Chewie and Lando would be here using the planet as a base to 1) organize troops and 2) continue the search for Luke.

Several moments could happen here
>Rey apologizing for fucking up the Falcon, Han says he'll forgive it when he's fixed, says it will take weeks to acquire the parts with the state of the things
>Rey scavenges the planet, finds a wrecked ship & fixes it
>Han is surprised, acknowledges her talent in that but she still can't fly, & offers to show her the ropes
>Scenes of Rey and Han flying, very daughter/father like, him sitting in the passenger seat cringing at every bump
>Leia senses the force in Rey, gives her a quick explanation/backstory
>Chewie gives Finn bowcaster training, Lando teaches him how to charm Rey

shit like that