Let's get one thing straight here, bros...

Let's get one thing straight here, bros. If it had been Finn and Poe that went to the casino planet instead of Finn and Rose, it would have been pure kino.

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It would have been better, but not kino. It would have made the movie watchable.

source?

>Finn speeding towards laser cannon to kamikaze
>Poe's head pops up out of his lap, wiping his lips
>They lean towards each other for a last kiss, just as their lips touch CUT TO CANNON EXPLODING
>Leia shakes her head and smiles
>"Love really does conquer all."

kino

t. Disgusting female yaoi fan

t. loser

Imagine Finn's big sweaty Nigerian hands fondling Poe's beautiful Iberian face while they lock lips. Kino desu

Rian Johnson called it boring but he can't comprehend that good character chemistry on screen can carry scenes in the final product rather than perceived better written character dynamics

Not only that it would have given Poe something to do other than the dumpster fire sub plot that happened onboard the rebellion cruiser

as disgusting as that is, it just makes more sense that what we got

This is the guy that wrote Looper, what did you expect?

Youve got me crying in my safe space

Eat shit.

Looper was awesome, though.

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how was looper even good? a fluke?

Holy shit that could have been comfy. Imagine them going in disguise and trying to blend in as rich gamblers but having no idea how to play the games and arguing about the rules under their breath.

Just let these two do a buddy cop movie.

How was Looper good PERIOD? Explain to me why you liked it.

>looper even good
>good

That would have been fun as FUCK. Like some crazy Star Wars take on the classic James Bond casino scene.

Damn it, imagine how kino it would have been if Pacific Rim 2 was Boyega and Isaac instead of Boyega and Eastwood.

hahaha fuck this would have been great

Damn...that would've been TIGHT.

HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE

So two non-white males that a lot of people ship together in a homosexual relationship is still not enough for the 2017 model SJW?

Kek, what a faggot

EAT shit.

Yeah, why didn't he go?

After the Maz Kanata call, I expected them to call up Mr. Codebreaker. You know, on the Hypernet. Instead they get in an escape pod and LEAVE THE BATTLE? They should be shot for desertion. And they don't take Poe with them? Why? It doesn't make sense. If Maz Kanata has a cell phone, and knows of a Mr. Red Lapel Codemaster, why can't she just give them his number? Everything is so contrived and pointless surrounding this subplot.

This.

I'll tell you one thing, whatever Maz Kanata was up to is just asking to be expanded upon in a book or maybe even a video game. Disney better do it.

Well fuck. Pacific rim 2 is now ruined for me.

They threw out something the liberals and SJWs would enjoy, therefore sacrificing the good publicity they would have made?
What the fuck disney???

Then getting thrown into gaol because they cheat (accidentally or on purpose) rather than because of a 'parking infringement'.

if it changed the outcome of the story yes pure bromance kino

KINO GOLD

we got robbed lads

Fuck you

For you.

>mfw Rian also played around with the idea of making Lando the code breaker
>we could have Finn,Poe and Lando doing intergalactic espionage

The kino we lost

Fuck. That would have been so much better than Benicio del Toro's shitty acting.

It would have been nice if that whole lark hadn't been pointless. The entire thing was for nothing.

perfect

No it wasn't.

>Star Wars almost had their buddy cop shenanigans
>blows it up for SJW shit

Fuck Rian and fuck Disney

Hoe about no casino planet at all?

why the fuck would you take a phone call when you're in a heated firefight? That whole string of scenes was illogical and immersion breaking

>it's SJW if they do it
>it's SJW if they don't
Make up your minds you fucking retards.

Would Poe have kissed Finn in the end though? That probably would have been an imporvement. Pic related.

Did Benico’s character have a name?

what did it accomplish?

Because Maz Kanata is a fucking badass. Why would Kakashi read pornography while he's in the middle of the fight? Same thing.

That plus Luke persisting into the next film, or actually fighting Kylo for real and dying Obi-Wan style would have possible salvaged this shitshow

Explain.

lol, how so? they just wasted a shitload of time and actually gave the first order more information that helped them to kill almost every resistance member..

The resistance is dead now, unless you think 10 people can do something on a galactic scale

Why were people disappointed that Poe and Finn weren't gay? It was never implied to begin with in any way.

Why does every equate bromance with homosexuality.

fag =/= kino
digits =/= N I C E

Would've been funnier if she got shot because of the distraction

Weeb = retarded

>all of the things you said are wrong

Because they said there would be gay characters.

Those stable children should have been killed for releasing some prized spacehorses.

Yes it would‘ve been watchable but that doesn’t make it any less pointless. That whole plotline amounted to nothing but like 90% loss of the rebel forces because general tumblr hair couldn’t reveal her plan for whatever reason.

I mean name one (1) plot advancing thing that happened during this shitty side quest. It was basically just „hurr rich people and capitalism are evil so let‘s free these rabbit horse things and get the random hobo on board so that he can betray us later“. It was just stupid filler.

Because it was more believable than any other prospective relationship in TFA and sharing clothes is gay.

This quip is honestly the Star Wars equivalent of "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru".

I don‘t remember and I don‘t care. Useless filler character.

So... it's badass?

How have they not addressed the current state of the galaxy? Who is in charge? TLJ takes place days at most after TFA, right? We just saw the First Order pull a cool decapitating strike on the New Republic. So what's going on?

This could've been a cool place to address that but instead they used the casino for a space-marxist talking about >muh space class struggle.

It was DJ. They couldn't even come up with a real name, they just picked some letters.

As a man who has fucked other men and enjoyed it I prefer hetero bromance over romance any day of the week.

Gotta have love stories with unattractive women if you want the female demographic to buy your shit.

I agree that it's annoying that we still have no idea just how widespread the First Order actually is, but you lost me with your Sup Forumstard bullshit.

I would take either, but for some reason Disney is morally opposed to both likeable characters and their main characters being in the same room at the same time for more than 3 minutes per movie so instead we get nothing.

This is why I automatically discard any media criticism that mostly involves whining about SJWs

Poe and Finn are literally the only good things about Nu-Star Wars.

Seeing them get shit on in this new one sucked.

It's a dead term.

It was badly handled but the whole point of the side quest was a lore dump for the viewer. It was literally there to explain how the FO got money and new ships and also had the twist that the canto bight people ALSO armed the resistance.

More shit to gamble with. The horse stuff may have been OTT but the "point" of it was a small win against something impossible to win. Which Rian attempted to make a running theme of

>“Poe originally went on the journey with Finn to Canto Bight. And it was boring. It was just these two dudes on an adventure. I knew something was wrong when I looked at their dialogue and realized I could interchange any of the lines. There wasn’t conflict between them. So I realized I had to come up with something else. Finn needing somebody else to go with who would actually challenge him and push him and contrast with him was where Rose came from.”

Rian Johnson is a garbage writer.

Couldn't they have done that and give a point to the entire Finn and Rose side quest aside from getting Finn and Phasma in the same room?

Or explain that people are profiteering from arming the Resistance and the New Order in another way?

No matter the explanation the stuff we got seems superfluous.

But it wasn't a lore dump at all. Really all we got was background for Rose.

What is Canto Bight? Haven for rich people, right? Well, you'd think all those people would be in a little bit of disarray with the seat of the galaxy being blown the fuck up just a few days ago.

All it serves is as a cantina replacement, remind you that there are a lot of aliens. But it doesn't even have the defense of, say, Tatooine's cantina where it's a podunk planet disconnected from galactic politics.

nice reddit spacing you cuck. how about you go back?

its amazing that they had oscar isaacs and laura dern and then wasted them both in a terrible pointless subplot

Why didn't Luuke fly in with his X-wing, blast the big cannon or a not-AT-AT then die to Kylo for real, would have been hundreds of times better

It's a force of habit i've never been able to fully break myself from. I'll make a conscious effort in the future. Funnily enough being publicly shamed was how I improved my grammar and spelling on Sup Forums way back in the day.

it didnt accomplish anything in the story, take that out and the story is the same

>There wasn’t conflict between them
this is legitmately peak hackery, having a vague understanding of the dramatic elements but no idea how, when, or why to use them

I think that's the entire reason they had that terrible pointless subplot, to give these actors they had already hired more things to do.

>BLACK ONE

hol up

DUDE SUBVERSION! IS GOOD BECAUSE IS DIFERENT! LUKE IS NOW A COWARD LITTLE BITCH WHO THINKS ABOUT MURDERING HIS NEPHEW IN HIS SLEEP AND DOESNT GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AN EVIL FORCE USER KILLING HER SISTER

>hurrr how could a timid and cowardly but ultimately well-meaning character possibly conflict with a brash and decisive character, both of them have penises!

Thanks, I fucking hate Rian Johnson and his no-fun-only-romance-allowed attitude now.

What the fuck was up with him in this movie anyways?
His character was so fucking lame, it felt like he was being built up to be a cooler character but then he just betrays them for some money and dies.

Unironically this. Kathleen Kennedy has killed Star Wars. It's a zombie now being paraded around for mindless cheering retards. Pic related are the new Star Wars fans.

And you know what? That's fan. Let them have it. Disney owns it now and it's a black hole that nothing will escape from. They'll hold on to the property until it's so far underground it's next to dinosaur bones.

Any and all Star Wars fans of old need to do what i'm doing and move on. There's plenty of other stuff to get into or even create yourself. I'm writing a fantasy scifi book right now. Star Wars was a fun time in my life but it's been gone for a while now.

How much you wanna bet she takes the bbc while her husband watches

>actual comedic relief instead of disneyquips
SHUT IT DOWN

>husband

You're being too generous. They probably aren't even married because it's oppressive. Millennials don't marry.

Those little fucks were fine on the island scene but they were so fucking distracting during what was supposed to be a serious final battle sequence, this whole movie's tone feels all over the place in a bad way (like that fucking yo mama joke Poe made at Hux seriously that shit felt so out of place).

I'd rather not ever fanbase consist of bizarro bug people, fuck Disney

I'm pretty sure those are employees, not fans.

It would have been the same pointless shit but instead with Poe.

Plus that need to remove his conflict with Holdo, the more interesting of the B plots