How will mouseshills react when Dwayne "The Rock (C)" Johnson's Jumanji dethrones them at the box office next weekend?
55% HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Juan Barnes
Jayden Moore
I fully expect critics to attack Jumanji, even though I actually think it might be a decent movie (for what it is)
Christopher Ramirez
They'll just blame Sup Forums/alt righters/Trump supporters/men/so called "misogynists"/pissy nerds/contrarians/"TEH RUSSIANS!!!" as usual. Nothing will change and they'll still make tons of shekels to please their Marxist kike overlords. Sorry, OP.
Bentley Taylor
how many layers of irony are you operating on right now?
Aiden Richardson
Zero. The world has actually gone completely retarded.
Thomas Jenkins
But Star Wars is different. Even if the word of mouth is "I hated it, they ruined Star Wars", the reaction will be "I have to see that for myself."
Joshua Gomez
Hi, Disney shill. Are you here to disprove my scientific facts while you guzzle your Jew masters' cum?
Eli Barnes
>B-b-but it's "different".
There's difference between a good different and a bad different, user. TLJ was the BAD kind of different.
Aiden Robinson
Already saw things trying to say that they low ratings were given by "anonymous bot accounts"
Colton Foster
Actually, Jahns and Stuckmann both gave it the same rating that The Last Jedi got, it looks litty without the Star Wars Boost, its still getting better. I plan on seeing it so I can express my dislike of TLJ.
Jonathan Bennett
>average rating: 8.1/10
>tomatometer: 93%
>93 / 100
>9.3 / 10
Samuel Edwards
how the fuck do you not know how it works yet? it just means 93% of (((critics))) gave it at least a 6.0
Ethan Brown
how is a 6 / 10 "fresh"?
Elijah Wright
IT'S THE RUSSIANS, IT'S BOTS, IT'S HACKERS FROM 4-CHAN
ONLY RURAL REDNECKS AND SUBURBAN RETARDS HATE THE LAST JEDI, ALL CITY PEOPLE LOVED IT
Thomas Perez
Russia has been at least tentatively presented as having hacked tlj's score tho in the media
Adam Gomez
>he doesn't know that rotten tomatoes is fucking retarded and worthless
Thomas Reyes
It means it's better than average
Adrian Perry
So far I've seen Sup Forums/alt righters/misogynists/Russians unironically blamed by trash news outlets.
Michael Baker
stuckman??? you mean cuckman
Joshua Ross
its not. RT is basically saying that its % represents the number of critics who stomach sitting through a film
Christian Peterson
Funny thing is, it's not even that "different" just has a little less callbacks than TFA that were even worse somehow
Alexander Murphy
le 55% kino
Ayden Clark
>I fully expect critics to attack Jumanji
the original jumanji was terrible. absolutely terrible. And I was the age group targeted by the movie too. Just the trailers for this remake look like a better movie then the original.
Of course that's not hard to do considering how bad the original was. Kind of a low bar. Don't plan on seeing the remake. But I won't be surprised if its a passable movie watching experience (which would be more then could be said about the origional jumanji)
Kayden Hill
You right!
Liam Butler
this
I saw an article thinking someone finally called out the corruption of the inflated critic rating... nope, its the fan poll thats rigged goyim!
Joshua Sanders
>mouseshills
What about someone who liked TFA but hates TLJ and hopes it gets struck down so that Disney learns a lesson? Are they still a mouseshill?
Oliver Collins
subtle.
i like it.
fuck you, though.
Wyatt Moore
let's not talk about what you do on your own free time and stick to the thread topic
Hudson Mitchell
if by the media you mean the opinion section of a glorified blog aggregate. no one takes this shit seriously
Easton Hall
N O L A Y E R S
James Baker
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Justin Thompson
Are you saying it will be a LITTY raunchy and FUN flick that will make us PISS our pants in laughter this CHRISTMAS?
Lincoln Garcia
>yfw another HUGE DISCONNECT
Andrew Collins
Holy shit! I liked The Last Jedi, but can it compete with Dwayne's brand of raunchy fun?