Fuck this piece of shit

Fuck this piece of shit.

dubs hehe

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*boils rice*
*cuts fish*
*puts together*
DOOOH DATAH WIRRAH BE THAREE HUNDARUU DOLLARUUUS

is that the dalai lama

>posts Jiro on Sup Forums
that'll be 300 replies

I thought we established this was kino?

motherfucker can’t even cook

*gives you a massage*

That'll be donation + tip.

What made you start making these threads?

Jiro Dreams of Scamming Stupid Gaijin

can’t even make a goddam omelette

What’s the sequel’s name again?

>wash rice for 12 years
>finally allowed to prepare sushi
>excitedly shake jiro's hand and thank him
>jiro looks at me
>'yor hand vely hot...too hot to make sushi, you go back to wash rice now'
>tfw 37 year old and wash rice 13 hours a day

jiro dreams of food poisoning

The fuck is this?

>hes never been intimate with a woman

Haha

Heh, not bad for a frog poster

>disa sushiru isa vedy disahonnabarOOOOOOOOOOO

Is that amateur porn or is the girl retarded?

Have you never seen a massage before?

>your hands very hot
>it is perfect for Qi massage

Turn tragedy into miracles.

Why not both?

>Jiro massages his sushi.webm

we should have a screening to watch it together

Didn't care for Jiro Nightmares of Ass-Rape.

*gets 4th Michelin star*

*force feeds you raw fish*

this is the most reddit "massage" I have ever seen

is he autistic?

This is a Reddit-tier post.

Who is paying who here? Do they not realise plenty of creepy old men would pay them money just to grope and sniff them like that?

Why would the masseur be paying the clients? It's obvious the clients are paying him, especially if they're going to his house for treatments.

>be an immigrant
>go to NYC or LA
>set up a blanket on the sidewalk and a sign that says "Authentic Cultural Mystic Beaner Spiritual Massage"
>wait for white liberal women
>repeatedly punch their asshole while kissing their belly-fat
>charge 100 USD
>?????
>Profit

Do you think he gets a boner?

What else could he "cook"?

You should do it if it's that easy, it's free money. You only have to massage them for like half an hour, and if you like you can give extra time.

Im human though (white) so that wouldn't work.

Jiro dreams of what now?

>tfw living in Japan
I'm pretty far from Tokyo but part of me wants to pay the ¥30,000 just to sneak a Mcdonalds tendie sauce in there and ravenously dunk his overpriced sushi into it while while stuffing my face with my hands

cool, man

Frogs eject people for bring ketchup to put on the snail ballscks or whatever those socialists eat, Jiro would do the same.

that guy's a fuckin legend

Why does someone make this exact post every thread?

I heard the sequel's goingto be called "Jiro Dreams of ramen (formerly sushi)"

>white
>human
Hahaha

>Tfw missed out on this, especially the nude massage videos

Is there a mirror site of all of Dong's videos that got taken down by google somewhere? Please tell me there is

>That will be 3000€ + tips + donations highly appreciated and goes toward better equipments. Now gtfo of my country dumb gaijin.
What in hell's name did Jiro mean by this ??

You pretty much either have it downloaded when he had it uploaded or it's gone forever. His non nude ones were saved and re-uploaded. His nude stuff can't be re-uploaded, so it's disappeared off the internet forever (except on his hard drive). Hell, even some of his non-nude but under the shirt/bikini/bra oil massages are gone from the internet forever because either someone didn't save or didn't re-upload. 3,000 vids and only a few hundreds are on the web.

>HAHA NO U

Riveting and intellectual response. Truly, in the face of such brilliance, I challenge my own self-perception and gaze into the mirror to reevaluate what I know to be true.

>that white hand she's grabbing on at the edge of the screen.

The cucked up goy is there to support her
Shes a strong woman and has her subservient fuckboi by her side at all times

Kek best OP for a jiro thread yet.

Sometimes you need emotional support, otherwise you might attribute the "good feelings" to the masseur and develop a reliance.

Sneed Dreams of Feed.

Of course I haven't. I'm 24 and will die a virgin. I've made peace with that fact.

I didn't touch a vagina until I was 27 then I had a lot of sex for a year. Crazy shit happens man.

Learn how to massage and you'll touch women. If you don't have a job you can make a career out of it and make money.

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Wtf I want to dream of massages now!

t. Jiro

underrated keque

I take it this has been put on netflix now? Plebs