"The Last Jedi Killed My Childhood, and That's Exactly Why It's Great"

Jesus fucking Christ.

If this doesn't make you lose all faith in humanity, I honestly don't know what will.

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Just like with Trump the mainstream media is going to say whatever they want us to think regardless of facts.

i want to face fuck rey desu senpai

>meh fictional idol is no longer a perfect golden boy, woe is me

They really want you to embrace death and displacement. Next level cuckolding.

>killed my childhood
>lose all faith in humanity
Reddit wants you back.

this

...

Social. Engineering.

I hate when an article is titled like that--a full headline, followed by a personal comment. For example, "Movie tickets to rise in price, and that's great" Christ I cannot take any article in that format seriously

How about like war and genocide and shit?

your still holding on

As a open, proud, nasty transgender woman (man) with a feminie penis. (spirit animal: sparrow) gold hair, septum, prince albert and ear guages. I am

>LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

that I was not represented or given equal time in this

>CIS WHITE MALE

"movie"

I agree with the title. This mess of a movie (and TFA) made me realize that even though I liked the originals back then, they are still retarded as fuck and I grew up and shouldn't watch children's cartoons anymore.

I mean look, it's about space wizards with """light"""sabers and shit, plus impossible physics and childish characters, stupid plot, etc.

TFA and TLJ made me a fucking adult by making me realize all these movies are for literal children.

Thanks you, based Disney.

>pretending to hate SW because it's popular again

Forget the past. Kill it if you have to.

>If this doesn't make you lose all faith in humanity, I honestly don't know what will.

Are you telling us that you aren't aware of the dumb articles Rob Bricken writes?

Better than pretending to like it because its popular again

>Didn't have the balls to say "Raped"

Sad!

youtube.com/watch?v=wzDIClx-_pY

Why do all newspaper culture writers loathe themselves so much?

>facts
>litterally an opinion

Wow, I didn't know movies could give you Stockholm syndrome.

Jesus THANK YOU, I fucking hate this as well. The worst is when they do shit like
>Kanye West said something stupid, and Twitter was not happy about it

SJW passive-aggressive mindset + shameless PR damage control = corporate dick sucking to the fullest. But hey, they are on the right side of history, right?

and that's a good thing!

>children's cartoons

youtube.com/watch?v=pZS8hsYbsqE

When will Sup Forums and Sup Forums finally accomplish something after being pushed around by the media? Young white men are fucking pathetic.

but it was a terrible movie. i guess these days all movies have to do is preach some corny shit and spineless assholes will call it a masterpiece. no one care about things such as acting, storytelling, editing, pacing etc. anymore, all that matters is politics.

You're an even bigger faggot than the guy who wrote the article

If someone can "kill" you childhood with a fucking movie than you are a pathetic faggot who should an hero

This

How is a movie that starts off with what appears to be a couple takes from the gag reel (luke throwing light saber, hux and the prank phone call)a good thing? Now all these faggot bloggers jimmying for a slick title to their shit junior high school tier essay on why TLJ was "okay". No, it's not okay in any sense of the word. If you want "fresh", go watch something else you FUCKS. Maybe in Episode 9 we can have Thanos warp in and kill everyone? Har har, so fresh!
Everybody who liked TLJ should curl up and fucking die. Every single one of those people are a detriment to whatever job they work, whatever school they go to, their family, their friends, and especially a detriment to all life on the planet.

If you had a pill to have every single SW neckbeard wake up and realize they're being played and their childhood is being used to push communism, the series would lose most of the sales from every source and die within 24 months.

It's worse when it is like
>Yes, this thing is good
>No, you should not like this thing

What happend to rob bricken ?

He used to be cool when he ran topless robot but after he lost the site he just became a sjw mouth piece

>I'll take "painfully obvious clickbait" for 200 please, Alex

The whole headline is a personal comment, though. Your example is an objective fact (movie tickets get more expensive) followed by a personal comment (and that's great) which is bad reporting.

OP's example is a personal experience (Last Jedi killed my childhood) and a personal conclusion drawn from it (and that's why it's great). Sure, if I had written it I wouod have written "and that's why I like it" because it's less presumptuous but with a statement like "it's great" it's always implied that it's a subjective assesment.

My wife and child was raped and it made my son kill himself
That’s exactly why it’s Great

I really can't wait to see how amazing Disney SW will be in few years.

>io9.gizmodo.com/the-last-jedi-killed-my-childhood-and-thats-exactly-wh-1821429836

why are you complaining you literal retard when you visit gizmodo?

Fucking NuMales make me fucking sick. This is all great gym motivation. We need to overpower these pasty fucks

>x did y and that's why z
doing this should get you the death penalty

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like you've ever lifted a weight in your fucking life

>war, genocide, ISIS, general self serving asshole attitude from humanity at large
>loses faith over a clickbait article about Star Wars

Never before have I encountered someone on this board who has less reason to exist. You are part of the problem. Invest in an exit bag.

>all great gym motivation
90s born queers were a mistake.

>man who thought he'd lost all hope in humanity, is surprised to find he still had a little more to lose, loses some more that he had hidden away

>war
nothing new

>genocide
doesn't exist

>isis
cia backed fake group to create independent kurdish regions in syria and iraq

nothing to lost faith in humanity desu senpai

hope they think bullets to the head will be a good thing hotel

What's more human than war and utterly destroying your existential enemies?

War is fun, Islam is the religion of peace and most humans I meet are cool.

Except the sort of faggot scum bag that would write OP's article.

Are you serious? An opinion piece cant' have its headline be an opinion?

fuck this gay earth

Feminist expectation:
>Soy Wars killed my childhood, so now I'm going to finally grow up and marry some used up whore
Reality:
>Men just withdraw even further

Fuck your childhood OP you stupid fucking nigger. I'm glad whatever the fuck killed your childhood did it.

No, not really. It's typical clickb8.

His example is different, but it's similar.

Stating a fact, and then offering an opinion and then falling back on "op ed" is probably one of the worst things about modern """"""journalism""""""

This is obviously a bit different, and it's just redundant PLUS it omits the opinion angle;

>and it's GREAT!

Well, no.

>and I THINK it's great

Is what you should say.

Otherwise you're making wild, unfounded and objectively incorrect assumptions.

what the fuck is this bullshit

"why [bad thing] is actually good", or "[media] has [bad thing], and that's good" are the worst IMO

>55%

Translation
>The Last Jedi Maked Me A Big Boy Nao

>there is no such thing as a Disney viral marketing machin-

Journalism got hijacked by cultural marxists really fucking hard. Even if you don't buy into the bullshit it entails, it's so overwhelmingly dominant in that profession (and schools for it) that just being around it is bound to make you pine for sweet release.

American left loves corporations.

>but it's your own SUBJECTIVE OPINION!!!!! stop trying to present your opinion as OBJECTIVE FACT!!!!!
Every time I see someone parrot this retarded argument I'm reminded of what a huge bunch of pussies we've all become. Didn't they teach you how to distinguish between fact and opinion at school? The onus is not on the writer to constantly write "it's my opinion that", "I believe that", "I feel that", etc. That's a sign of a weak writer who doesn't really have faith in his beliefs. It's considered bad practice. As a reader, you're expected to be intelligent enough to tell when something is an opinion. You don't need to be babied by having it pointed out to you explicitly all the time by the writer. Have some self-sufficiency, you mong.

it's called growing up

You feel it too, don't you?

Can I get a rundown? Since god knows I'm not spending money seeing it

Postmodernism was a mistake.

Can someone please kill his adulthood too?
This bike cuck level retarded.

basically the equivalent of "rian johnson shat in my mouth and I thought it was delicious!"

gizmodo is such a shitstain of a website, can't hulk hogan sue gawker again to destroy them permanently?

they're such whiny pricks, still crying about hillary losing a year later and saying 2017 was a bad year

Yep it's pretty much a non-argument

Would you think someone holds an opinion over something because they think the opinion is wrong?

It makes me lose faith in humanity that autists like you have nothing better to do than sperging out about random articles 24/7.

>it ain't me starts playing

Hey, it's me - DDP.

This for real made me laugh out load.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>whine about manchildren being manchildren
>someone makes an effort to to leave their manchild ways behind
>whine about that as well

>leftists complain about manchildren when they make money off them

The Star Wars story has already been told, the rebels won and Luke Skywalker is the hero and ideal. The problem is that he is a white male and that is why they had to ruin his character before they are able to create a new female hero for the viewer to imitate. TLJ spends all of its time deconstructing Star Wars instead of building interesting characters and stories. They are tearing down the old beautiful Star Wars architecture and palaces that everyone know and love and replacing it with ugly commie blocks. This is what they do, they don't have a functional alternative, all they have is critical theory, which is why they are doomed to destroy everything that they touch.

i'm not any of those anons. i think what the pic in op is referring to is luke skywalker dying at the end of the movie.

rob bricken is clearly an attention whore using a clickbait title so that more people would read his pretentious yammering.

They all soyboys.

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your disgusting drawings are getting more disgusting. you promised you would kys. YOU PROMISED!

Why do leftists keep wanting to deconstruct things? Don't they realise that mindless entertainment is the only thing preventing the masses from seeing what they're up to and putting their heads on spikes?

They don't. Hard leftists are characterized by creating monsters they can't control that eventually eat them. Just look at Evergreen or how many professors are suddenly scared of their own students after filling their heads with junk.

Hard rightists did the same. They created the alt right that's now consuming/replacing the Republican establishment.

What a surprise (((they))) dont want you to care about anything, just keep feeding their corporate machine as a consumer.

NOTHING MATTERS
ITS ALL JUST SHIT
BUT KEEP CONSUMING GOY

I dont think these retards realize they would be homeless in the streets if their nihilistic fantasy world became the norm

Nah, the alt right were created by the mainstream right forgetting to actually conserve anything other than their own bank balances.

Difference is the alt-right is platform shift, it's not the same thing as progressive professors having violent students hound them in their own classrooms or hunt them with bats on their own campuses. Let me know when the alt-right starts rioting, burning down establishments, and attacking innocent people over the very notions of free speech their leftwing forebears just a few years ago held dear. There is rightwing infighting no doubt, but you won't find the same factional savagery that's endemic to leftwing identity politics where being members of disparate and frequently mutually exclusive groups earns you social and political capital.

I mean, you can just look back at history itself and see leftwing revolutions almost always consume the revolutionaries themselves.

The "alt right" weren't created by a republican establishment though. They're just a reaction to the very same force that created all of the "SJW" or whatever you want to call them.

The result is the same. They were originally encouraged by the mainstream right because they were creating a bigger voter base, and now they're overtaking it and its traditional candidates, culminating in Trump winning the primaries and eventually the general. The consequence is that they're so far right now that they're alienating moderates that refuse to vote for alt right candidates, hence Democrats taking an Alabama Senate seat.

The republican establishment stoked the flames initially thinking they could harness it the way they tried to do with the Tea Party movement, before completely losing control.

Back in the day, Topless Robot was just about goofing around with geeky stuff. Now everything has be about actual issues and politics and that kind of shit

The whole idea that this stuff could be used as an escape is totally gone.

dumb goyim are always so happy to be jewed

So did Luke dying just reveal the world's collective autism?

politics is pointless, the west won't be saved by democracy the immigration has seen to that

the alt-right is closer to a philosophy and way of life than a political movement, it's about reclaiming masculinity among millennial men and saying yes, we are proud of being white

>hence Democrats taking an Alabama Senate seat
The thing is, Moore had a lot of baggage attached to him most political candidates never do. And even still he accumulated over 70% of the white vote. It just so happens blacks vote 90% democrat and Alabama has more of them than any state. It's not really a repeatable situation and stands out on its own.

And again, the hard right pushing milquetoast conservatives to the side isn't the same as Antifa torching leftwing cities or the nascent struggle sessions happening at places like Evergreen or Berkeley. One is a revolt of support within a party, the other is a political revolt in the literal sense.

these people are clearly overreacting

I le lost le faith in humanity meme, the quintessential redditor phrase

There's really only one group of people or "side," if you will to blame for that.

Funny how you alt-right idiots are always apt to exclude immigrants and non-whites when non-white immigrant men tend to be more masculine, conservative, and traditional than white men. Too bad their Americanized children turn out shitty, though. Those are the faggots we should be kicking out.