Lump of rice with a piece of raw fish slapped on top

>lump of rice with a piece of raw fish slapped on top
>300 hundred dorra baka gaijin, you pay now!

Bravo Jiro

>farts in your mouth

$8000

>paints some strokes on canvas
>that will be 1k
>well done pollock!

Hello person that can not appreciate art,and craftmenship

>Dong's Hong Kong Wonton (Formerly Jiro's)

yes, but he personally touches the rice with his hands
that gives it more value

>I have never mastered a craft, let alone have ever become the top master of a craft.

Parasite. Go take a breather and read some Rand.

I guess nuclear radiation is kind of a worthwhile seasoning.

LOL fuck off retard.

Go back to Taco Bell

>400 dollars for jiro to personally spit in your face amd ,ake you eat out of a dogbowl
uh 4/5 stars would not recommend

>le food is an experience, not just something you consume for sustenance
Fuck off back to tumbleddit with that dipshit logic. It all comes out of your hairy asshole the same way, as a lump of brown smelly material.

Jiro's Hiro Kiro Wonton?

Is this guy dead yet Sup Forums? The doc was made like 8 years ago

Who the fuck has lumpy brown shits now-a-days?
My shits are always dark black or like a dark red, and always in like a firm but squishy log or a tar-like substance. It's 2017 for crying out loud.

>buy fish
>cut fish
>put it on rice

He's a hack cook and and an oldschool japanese curmudgeon. he works his son like a slave and probably smacked his wife around in his younger days. I dont get why they wanted to make this doc

Mine usually comes out as a stream of light brown water with chunks of undigested food. Should I see a doctor?

*gives you a massage*

That'll be donation + tip.

*blocks your drinks*

No. That's a healthy 2017 shit.

You rike brade runna, too?

>Sup Forums complains about the fish being raw
>Documentary clearly shows him boiling the fish
??

>comparing food to art
false analogy

both can be art and a craft fuck off, both can be overpriced shits

>u want be my apprentice?
>make rice for 15 years

Speaking of which, he looks like a goddamn ghoul from fallout

> plays six notes in succession louder and louder
> classic work of musical art. eternal glory.

hoozah ravel!

>implying art is even art
yeah right

don't know why this made me laugh

Ew

>Jong's Jong Jong Jonton
??

kek

why does he look like a ghoul lol?

I wonder what he does is actually a japanese black magic ritual that allow him to suck life out of his customer for himself

>Plays same two chords for entire record. >"That'll be millions of dollars, please"
> Shoots self in the face

Bravo Kurt

How autistic is the son who has been making rice for 20 years and hasn't been promoted to do anything else?

>putting raw fish on rice
>"craft"
fuck off you weeaboo faggot