You tell your friends about a movie that you saw with Sean Bean

>you tell your friends about a movie that you saw with Sean Bean
>they ask if he dies in it

How do you respond?

He actually survives a ridiculous amount of bullshit and fucks a lot of big breasted women across a dozen kinos

>How do you respond?
Get up and walk out the room cause if these cunts haven't heard of Sharpe then they ain't no friends of mine

Is it pronounced "Seen Been" or "Shawn Bawn"?

>Movie where everybody except that fag Orlando Bloom dies
>mah boy Sean survives

>Silent Hill
>series with hideous monsters and brutal deaths
>he lives through both of them

Love the Sharpe flicks

Johnny Foreigner pls go

It was “Troy”

>friends
This ain't reddit, boy.

literally who?

>we never got the Odyssey starring Sean Bean
What is this garbage planet?

Shawn Been

Troy right?

That makes no fucking sense

That was the biggest bullshit ever. The character even dies in the game.

It's what Brits call anyone who isn't British.

was basically calling out for not knowing how to pronounce 'Bean'

>Why is a word pronounced like it is
>It makes no sense

t. Retard.

>tfw Sean Bean even dies in video games

>you'll never marry a Bean girl
>you'll never call him dad Bean
>you'll never watch his movies with him as he explains he never wanted to die in them
>you'll never be there for him when he dies irl
>you'll never father a Bean son and name him Sean
>she'll never divorce you so you can become a has Bean

Bean has married five times and divorced four times. He married his secondary school sweetheart Debra James on 11 April 1981, and they were divorced in 1988. He met actress Melanie Hill at RADA, and they were married on 27 February 1990. Their first daughter was born in October 1987, and their second was born in September 1991. Their marriage ended in divorce in August 1997. During the filming of Sharpe, Bean met actress Abigail Cruttenden, and they were married on 22 November 1997. Their daughter was born in November 1998. They were divorced in July 2000. Bean began dating actress Georgina Sutcliffe in 2006. After cancelling their planned January 2008 wedding on the eve of the ceremony for "personal reasons", he married Sutcliffe at the Marylebone Register Office in London on 19 February 2008. During allegations that Bean physically abused Sutcliffe in 2009, domestic disturbances resulted in the police being called to their home in Belsize Park on three occasions. Bean and Sutcliffe's separation was announced on 6 August 2010, and a decree nisi was granted on 21 December 2010. He married Ashley Moore on 30 June 2017.

pls giv Bean slag gf

>>she'll never divorce you so you can become a has Bean
lost

> "For England James?"

No, for you.

Would have been better fi he stuck to his guns and told her to fuck off.

tell them the opposite of whatever actually happens to him as a sneaky plot twist

>all redheads

My man!

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>tfw Sean got stabbed in a bar fight, refused to go to hospital and carried on drinking

Don't forget he was having a night out with Playboy model April Summers at the time

BEGONE THOT

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4/10 man face over valuing her pussy

good choice Beano

sharpe's like an ugly chick magnet

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Jane was hot

>before black guys
>after black guys

t. Johnny Foreigner

>Can't stop marrying women

THE MADMAN