I have a use for you

I have a use for you.

Mhmm

Be very careful now

Gib nootka sound ples

Mmmmh

Shalom Shalom

>tfw not having all of chinas tea

UHHHMMM hmmm mhmhm

FUCKING AMERICANS

i might have a use

U U
U U

Have we found the treaty?

I'm happy to keep your boy warm for you.

...

is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?

...

He is r/ourguy

...

why not r/guy?

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Mr Delaney, i'm EIC

new season when?

>be hmhh
>fuck my sister
>she kills herself
>mhmm
>all the tea in mmmh
>mhmmwaaahh
Crown or Company?

Mhm. *egg*

Hardy really is a meme machine.

Not sure exactly when but two more series at LEAST says Steven Knight

Mhrrmm
*chants in african*
eurrghghgh
*swallows whole egg*
arrggh you telling me..
*guts man with kukri knife*
that we was
*fucks sister*
was
*blows up something*
AMERICANS NOW

Does anyone have the copypasta of the guy rping as Nootka outside the school?

whats he putting in his mouth it looks like an entire egg

>wake up, put on my top hat and trenchcoat
>go to kitchen for breakfast, mom is standing there
>"user, you can't keep wearing that to school, where the hell did you even get those clothes"
>"mhmm, I've always been like this"
>*eats egg whole*
>"just go to fucking class, I can't deal with your shit today"
>"mhmm, nootka"
>hide two extra eggs in my armpits to keep them warm
>trip on my trenchcoat walking out the door, fall face first in pigeon shit
>"mhmm, have a use for you"
>put as much pigeon shit in my pocket as I can
>set my walking theme to autoloop on my discman and head to class
>bullies catch up to me soon after
>"hey faggot, nice hat"
>*unsheathes karambit*
>it's made of cardboard
>get beat up, they take my karambit and my discman
>time to make my escape
>reach for my pocket dust, grab from the wrong pocket
>blow pigeon shit at the bullies by mistake
>"hmm, mhmmm, be...very careful..n-"
>get beat up again
>piss myself, it mixes with the African dust in my other pocket
>pass out, have dream about fucking my sister
>wake up next to a dumpster 6 hours later, my clothes and armpit eggs are missing
>still have my top hat
>use the top hat to cover my shame and limp menacingly home
>"mhmm"
>"nootka"

>be me
>first day in film school
>bunch of Crowns and Company men in class
>faggot teacher goes around asking people for their favourite movie
>everyone gives pretentious pseudo intellectual answers like 'There Will Be Blood and Evolution'
>my turn comes
>'So user, what is your favourite movie ?'
>'.......'
>'Your favourite movie user'
>'........'
>'Do you .... speak english ?'
>*ahhHmmm*
>'Don't be afraid, just tell us your favourite movie then '
>by now the whole classroom has gone silent and is looking at me
>*Peel egg with gloves and put it in my mouth whole*
>'....mhmm nootka sound hmm ahh'
>teacher looks intimidated and his legs started shaking
>'.... never heard of that movie'
>whole classroom looks intimidated by my alpha attitude
>i press play on my iPod
>angry walking music starts playing *walk out of the classroom*
>fast forward 7 months my classmates are still intimidated by me and still don't talk with me

>15 minutes late for history class because I was getting my black outfit and top hat right
>walk menacingly into class like playing the dun dun DUN DUN music on my phone
>every stops and looks while I aggressively pace the room before finding my seat
>hear teacher over my grunting ".. and so the treat of versailles"
>mmmh hmmmm.. the treaty... hmmm..
>"did you say something user? Why don't you tell us which nations signed the treaty"
>hmmm ahhh mmm... nootka
>"noo-what? Please remove that hat, you know there are no hats in teh class room"
>ahh mm be ve..r...y... ca....re.....ful
>close my eyes and fantasize about sex with my sister in the next grade
>mmmm ahhhh hmmm ahhh mmmm aaaahhhh mmmm take off your fucking clothes... hmmm ahhh mmm
>"That's enough! Go to the principal's office"
>unsheathe scissors from my pencil case and carve out my teacher's heart
>mm ahh company man are you hmmm
>whole class is screaming and crying
>mm i'll arrange the yellow carriage for you ahh mmm