Luke, was there anything I forgot to tell you?

Luke, was there anything I forgot to tell you?

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>Luke, did I ever tell you that the force is female?

>Luke
>If you ever have a student tempted by the dark side, kill that motherfucker in his sleep

Ben, how did my mother die?

Luke did I ever tell you about yourself? You had great adventures with Han Solo but then later on you tried to murder his only son. You weren't a good friend.

>luke dont trust the jews

Luke, did I ever tell you that you to will have an apprentice? Yes, after you have dedicated yourself to years of isolation, a young untrained woman named Rey will seek you out much like you sought out Yoda. However after finding you, she will learn absolutely nothing from you and actively sympathize with the current apprentice of the sith. When you confront her about this she will pull a lightsaber on you and then leave. Despite all of this, she will be considered a good friend.

Luke did I ever tell you about the Porgs?
They are round creatures with big eyes that some jew designed to make toys that ugly neckbeards will buy.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Supreme Leader Snoke?
>No, nobody did.
>Nobody told me either. He was a good friend.

Uh, Ben? Can you tell me about....breasts?

Why is it that, when I think of Star Wars now, I think of slow circus music being played and children crying in the background?

> Ohhh boy that's a tough one. I'm gonna say... ebola?

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Luke did I ever tell you we used to kill younglings in their sleep when they showed to slightest interest in the dark side. You should do this too in order to keep up jedi traditions. They were good friends

OHMYGOD LUKE WAKE UP WAKE UP
You awake? Good. Luke, it occurred to me I may have never told you about the most comfortable chair in the galaxy. The most comfortable chair ever designed, or that had yet been designed as of the Trioculus affair in 5 ABY, was described as a sort of gigantic floating pillow. Han Solo owned one such chair, and it featured prominently among the furnishings of his sky house. A type of large pillow, this chair was, as of 5 ABY, the most comfortable one that had ever been designed. It floated, and was capable of rocking in a gentle motion that Leia Organa found relaxing. Han Solo owned one example of this type of chair, and used it as the centerpiece of the furnishings in the main room of his sky house on Bespin. The chair was reserved for Leia Organa as the guest of honor at Solo's housewarming party around the time of the Trioculus affair in 5 ABY. It was a good friend

this one post completely decimates the sequels

>light speed missiles.
>literal star wars.
it's like poetry.

Luke did I ever tell you about Snoke?

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It decimates the entire series. I know it was brought up before in EU stuff (and it was stupid then, too), but the fact that they wiped the EU from canon, brought this dumb shit of all things back in their new canon, and then put it in one of the main movies for all to see is mind bogglingly retarded.

>Luke you should look into weaponizing hyperspeed, might save you some trouble later on

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>mfw i think this meme will die out

>mfw new entry in the wookiepedia after tlj

Luke, did I ever tell you about the time a nigger and a chink went into a casino and started a stampede, likely killing hundreds of innocents for no gain at all? They were good friends.

>Luke did I ever tell you abou females? They were extremely rare humanoids such that only 3 existed in the entire galaxy. Then after the universe qas soft rebooted they ruined star wars and assassinated you character, theyre not very good friends

Luke, did I ever tell you about the time when me and Qui-Gon Jinn chopped someone in half before throwing him into a pit? He was a good friend.

Luke, try projecting yourself onto some planet to confront Kylo only to die afterwards anyways. That's a good trick.

Kek.

For whom?

For Your father

Ben, why is Yoda such a dick? He hit me with a stick and burned all the sacred jedi texts. He's not a good friend at all.

Luke did I ever tell you about Sup Forums? It's a cancerous place on the internet where people copy paste other people's shitty unfunny posts for the brief chance of getting (you)s.

Luke, I think I forgot to be there when you're in your most desperate state.
Also I forgot to went with Yoda in his burning passion for lighting up tree. It's Christmas I guess
I wasn't a very good friend.

NOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>dont sign any contract with disney,luke

How dare you! I come up with my own shitty posts you fag!

But Han had two sons (Jacen and Anakin) and Luke killed neither
Jacen did kill Mara Jade though, I'm still mad

>Luke did I tell you about this one company that used to be the symbol of joy and hope for children, that people thing Star War would be better in their hand?
>They're not very good friend now.

Yeah, how can one make Ice cream with space milk?

Yes Ben, you forgot to really explain to me why you decided to be a lying sack of shit and not tell me the truth about my father until I risked my life and found out for myself. Certain point of view, my ass.

Kek

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Better than the reason (You) got some (You)s, (You) fuck.

Thought about this while watching...

Luke, did I ever tell you about Awkwafina?

Luke, did you know if you're ever trapped in the vacuum of space you could just force push yourself to the nearest ship and be fine like nothing happened? It's a good trick so simple I bet even your sister could do it.

Remember that time Luke escaped a space station ro something by flinging himself out of th airlock while in a force trance and having Mara pick him up?

The light side of the force actually is female and the dark is male in clone wars
. Make sense though, if the dark side is destruction then the light is creation and women give birth, creating life.

It's just a different philosophy
The light side of the force is passive soyboys and the dark side of the force is brutal chads

Wait, that mean the act of "impregnate" is equal to a male bring ford destruction?
So male having sex with female is wrong and consider "dark power" now. Fucking great.

>Luke did I ever tell you that you can summon lightning strikes as a force ghost? I've fried some jews with it. They were not good friends.

>reddit chicken

please leave

No you numbnut. "Dark and Light" are two sides of the same coin, it's about how use each of them. The reveal in clone wars was foreshadowing Luke's eventual reform of the Jedi Order in the expanded canon, where he does away with the shitty ugly religious robes for more practical clothing, allows jedi to marry and have children, let's them carry blasters around and even use dark side powers.

your mom

>Luke, did I ever tell you that I was arrested and fined 10 guineas (£10.50) for a homosexual act in a public lavatory in Liverpool in 1946? I avoided publicity by giving my name to police and court as "Herbert Pocket", the name of the character I played in Great Expectations. Only my closest friends and family members knew I had sexual relationships with men. They were good friends.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alec_Guinness#Personal_life

Name one SW actor who is not a fudge packer, except for Harrison Ford?

>luke. I know your dream about you fucking a hot redhead qt, having a son, and great sex and adventure, then a mutant black and white ROUS replaces her with an alien semenster with big titties. I know. It sux but its real

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Mad Smikkelsen

it always comes back whenever star wars shit happens

> Luke, use the force. Also, did I ever tell you about Galen Erso ? He was one of the Core's most renowned polymaths. A theoretician, a mathematician, an engineer and experimental physicist. Erso worked on manipulating Kyber Crystals, Force-attuned crystals that were at the heart of every Jedi lightsaber. He was used by the Galactic Empire to work on the Death Star, but he was never truly loyal to them. This is why he included a thermal exhaust port, a small opening on the Death Star that leads to its reactor core. He was a good friend.

> Luke, this is Galen Erso. Before I died, I gave the plans showing the exhaust port to my daughter Jyn Erso, a brave woman leading a multicultural group against the white supremacist (human) organization known as the Empire. She also died to give you the plans. All you have to do now is shoot a missile into the seven foot hole that I designed so that any slightly above average pilot could do it. So don't celebrate too much when you succeed, especially since you're not even facing the real deal. In a few decades, a new Empire will rise, with a stronger Palpatine, a stronger Darth Vader, a stronger clone army and a stronger Death Star. Like poetry. Don't worry though, there will also be a stronger, (because female) version of you. You're not special Luke, you're not special wooooo

the 'good friend' ending always does it