>“It was very important to me that this movie... still feels fun,” Johnson says. “People seem to remember Empire as very adult, dour, and serious, but if you go back and rewatch, that’s not the case. The banter between Han, Leia, and C-3PO could be out of a ’30s comedy. So I knew we’d be following Luke and Rey around that island [Ahch-To] for a while and having long conversations about religion, essentially, and I knew it was gonna get darker in terms of what we were talking about. So I was also conscious of trying to find any outlet for lighter imagery or moments. That’s how we get porgs and their whole thing with Chewbacca. That’s how we get Luke drinking green milk from [a dinosaur-like creature]. All of that was so we could keep that flavor of fun in the stew.”
Rian Johnson explains Luke milk scene
God, fuck that guy
there's fun, and there's pathetic and creepy
>dude turn off your brain it's FUN
Fuck you retard
Essentially this.
I mean this settles that Rian is just devoid of any measure or talent.
This man is a psychopath.
Someone pls post the "if only you know how bad this movie really is" pic
Yeah... Chewie killing porgs but not eating them was so funny...
The OT always had those disgusting little moments, mostly in Empire itself, with the Wampa or Luke sleeping inside the Tauntaun.
The milk tiddie is one of my favorite moments in the entire saga, it bought this "exotic" mood from the OT, but Rian Johnson could excuse himself in a better way than just "because FUN".
Did he explain why Yoda acted like crazy Yoda from time he was testing Luke when he first meet him and then burned sacred Jedi tree?
Shit was really out of place
The humor in the original series was observational humor of what was going on around them. They were reacting to situations not coming up with forced punchlines.
>he needs to physically rewatch the OT to remember how it was
There's your problem.
What's going on at Lucasfilm. How come nobody saw that all the quips, the change of Luke's character were so wrong? I feel like Kathleen kennedy is really a dictator and nobody wants to be the guy who contradicts her. since she has absolutely no taste she can't even see the problems in this movie.
>be in charge of movie
>really want your 'vision' to get put on screen
>pay focus group to applaud your ideas
>execs want the movie to make money, even the old SW fan among them
>'if that's what the people want, let them have titty Luke and SuperLeia'
Kat Kennedy: 1
The World: fucking 0
>luke milks the creature
>hands the bottle to rey "here, give it a taste"
>she drinks a bit and makes a disgusted face (daisy gets to prove if she has any acting range)
>he walks past her and pats her on the back and says "it grows on you/you get used to it"
There you go Rian you hack.
this pic blatantly cries for shops
The part in the beginning where Poe messes with Hux by pulling an on hold phone prank felt completely out of place in Star Wars
Who's going to replace him for the new trilogy he was given?
>still feels fun
>FUN
100% soygoy detected.
It's his turn.
this makes me so mad I want to insert needles into a twi'leks sausage head
How can you fuck this up so much? All you had to do is solve the questions in the first movie and make a semi coherent movie with cool lightsaber battles, is he trolling or something???
Banter is "sorry, sweetheart, but we don't have time for anything else". Light hearted gags are the tools falling down the hatch and hitting Han off-screen.
It is not lactating sloths. That's just fucking weird.
not as funny you dumb dumb
we need Luke, the hero, to make that "I'm gonna milk you next" face after he took a long sip with milk spilled all over his beard.
Didn't they change directors more than once?
I hope Johnson DIES.
This is the one I got
women always destroy mens stuff
The milk stuff and the other miyazaki ripoff stuff is fine but you can't throw in lines that'd make deadpool cringe
This would be an improvement
And it's not throwing shitty gags every ten minutes throughout the entire fucking film
this is what really got me, Luke can be a cynical depressed sad sack coward but he can't also toss out marvel quips ever few minutes.
I always associated most of the originals' "fun" stuff with Harrison Ford's banter and charisma. Not really the same thing as milking some gross alien's titballs.
JJ was her equal in stature but Rian was probably sucking her toes in between shots, he's a soyboy through and through
Rian his drugs
I smell executive meddling because rouge one and tfa had the same shit humor as did most of the newest mcu movies
Blame disneycunt
>banter between three friends in the OT
>milk drinks from a sea sloth's tits
hmm, i don't like this scene
I LOVE IT
Him squirting milk at Rey would have been better. Showing him drink it was wrong. Kind of like seeing your dad naked.
>off centered
triggered
imagine working at the special fx
you worked your whole life for this moment
boss : I need you to make some sea creatures with big titties
fx guy : what? I'm off the Star Wars project
boss : no its still Star Wars, and its important. mark is going to interact with it
fx guy : holy shit awesome, no wait. what?
>already having to explain his decisions
Always a bad sign.
>Luke drinking green milk from [a dinosaur-like creature]. All of that was so we could keep that flavor of fun in the stew
he should have drank it from the source, no from the bottle kek
Luke drinking titty milk is definitely "darker"/
The only comedy should have came from the comedy relief characters: Chewy, Bb-8, porg, and c3po.
Idk why they had to force every fucking character to have a quip.
>miyazaki ripoff
Rian Johnson confirmed a hack.
>People seem to remember Empire as very adult, dour, and serious, but if you go back and rewatch, that’s not the case
why does it need to be like Empire
why
why
whyyyyyyyy
The OT didn't make the main characters disgusting, you fucking idiot.
This
fixed
This asshole has never even seen star wars
Kathleen Kennedy wants Taika Waititi to direct a SW film. It says it all.
Oh is that why the movie opened with Poe prankcalling a Star Destroyer?
There is a difference between the banter of a tsundere and a cowboy and a vulgar scene where a master Jedi fondles a cow like a barbarian.
Don't you find this FUN goy??
>that "I'm gonna milk you next" face
Taika like comic stuff but he would actually respect the material (if there's any left by the time he gets there)
He deserves to be milked by force.
Fucking dumbass
Chewie and C-3PO did absolutely nothing in this whole film
>The force iS VEGAN, and a WOMAN
These soys would starve to death in the wild.
>"...flavor of fun..."
Kek, can someone add that into the gif?
wtf I'm vegan now
but it wasnt funny
The closest thing to an actually funny joke in the whole movie and they still overdo it.
i think it's perfectly in character for Poe to try that though. what i don't like is how they make everyone in the First Order handle it like complete jackasses, going out of their way to make Hux cartoonishly foolish and evil.
What was funny about it?
>probably sucking her toes in between shots
wtf i love rian now
wish it were me, though
This.
And it’s even be one thing if it showed Luke drinking the milk and the sloth thing making that look at Rey. But no, it has to actually literally show like squatting down, squirting the human boob and human nipple of the thing for a full shot.
What the actual fuck, is Rian autistic?
He would be perfect for a Grey Jedi or Dark side film.
>Luke sleeping inside the Tauntaun is the same as milk/porg-chewie scene
he will literally die on the spot if he didn't do that, it's fucking essential to his character's survival not for fun.
So these last few days I’ve been wondering what my life would have been like If someone had told little 7 year old, just-watched-Return-of-the-Jedi me, that someday I would watch my hero, Luke Skywalker, drink green milk out of an alien sloth-walrus’s giant swollen teats?
You can really see how Disney is so full of themselves they didn't bother to screen his shit and remove every little questionable things, making it safe for virtually everyone before releasing it into the theaters.
>there will never be a character that is extremely powerful in the Dark Side but fights for the resistance and is feared by his fellow rebels but necessary for victory
I thought they might have had something there. "Aw! Chewwy is gonna eat that cute creature and he's being stared at by them." Like, you sort of have something there. But they heighten the Disney eyes to the point of obnoxiousness and throw in slapsterickery to ruin the joke by being loud and obvious.
Because, as we all know, and as Rian helpfully pointed out for us, Empire was filled with loud, obvious, slapstick comedy.
In the next SW film:
>Finn falls down and farts
>Isn't that funny, guys?!
I sure hope you don't drink milk or eat eggs. That would be disgusting, right?
That's good though, if little 7 year old saw that scene at that age you might develop some weird fetish of getting off to ugly creatures with human tits.
That's how weird-ass deviant art fetish are formed.
Whew good point
His introduction to this whole movie was a slapstick routine. Does Rian secretly hate Star Wars? He turned all the characters into farces.
I am not a beardy old geezer who drinks milkies from from the udders of a sea sloth.
Fuck you you dipshit. What's his excuse for runing the atmosphere of every tense moment by undercutting it with a shitty joke?
I don't know, I never saw anything like that as a young lad and I have some really fucking weird fetishes.
Rian is the hero we need, he knows Disney is shit and he's crashing this franchise with no survivors.
This. Plus it was Han who shoved him in there while he was unconscious, and he clearly didn't like doing it.
>Rian is the hero we need, he knows Disney is shit and he's crashing this franchise with no survivors.
At this point I sort of welcome that. There are people who unironically think this is the best Star Wars movie ever made, and it's embarrassing.
That's what Kylo should've been after killing Snoke. Have his enemity with Hux pay off. He's the big baddie now, trying to prove his worth to the Galaxy after years of mocking from Kylo and Snoke. Kylo would be trying to prove himself to the galaxy by trying to make ammends after years of mocking by Hux and Snoke. Make them an allegory of brothers pitten against eachother by a father figure, the way Tortanic did with the Valkorion character. But no. Rian is too much of a pussy to do something merely original or interesting.
Pretty sad that he feels the need to defend/explain every story decision and moment in the film.
I am just saying it's one of the major causes, a lot of deviant art accounts I saw with a shit load of nothing but badly-drawn weird fetish art will always lead to something saying how X show shocked him with a scene and down the rabbit hole he goes.
Those scenes sometimes doesn't need to be weirdly sexual too.
>I knew the story would be dark
>so I made visuals funny
How is that supposed to work exactly
Does anyone have the edit of the milking scene? I can't find it,
At least Taika is actually funny and understands how to do it properly. I doubt he would put in quips that were completely out of place.
he made the food, the orgs should hate him for it, not because he's eating it
this is insulting. it feels like it belongs in a parody film
There's nothing particularly fun about milking or drinking milk. But then again, I assume he's a city slicker with no connection to dairy farming.
This is at the very least an interesting idea, user. Like, maybe a bit poetic for the final film, but y'all are trying to think outside the box. This movie felt like it had a rushed-together script with no idea of what to do.
>The comedy relief, laid back rogue and stuck up princess had some comedic banter in one film, so I felt obliged to make the character I was writing to be a fallen and grim dejected old man have a comedic relief aura
Bravo, what a stunning thought process.
Contradicting her is sexist.
They felt excluded from Star Wars
I don't get how anyone can think the tone is correct in this scene. The porg is looking at a giant ape eating the corpse of another porg, put yourself in this scene. How can you play it for comedy, this isn't a comedic scene at all
So...the porgs are stupid creatures, then.
What other prey do you guys know of that would it in front of a predator eating the carcasses of dead members of their species?