Can some 200 IQ Sup Forums user explain to me the Twin Peaks finale?

Can some 200 IQ Sup Forums user explain to me the Twin Peaks finale?

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the past has been retconned. laura palmer has not been killed.

Entire show didn't happen.
Laura and Cooper are stuck in a different reality.
Twin Peaks: The Search for Coop on 2020

i doubt it. twin peaks is over.

these posters are both wrong

>lets do whatever and let viewers think something out of it

Lynched

>explain lynch

Lynch is a massive CUTEfag and just wanted to have Sheryl Lee in the show again. It doesn’t mean anything other than his 70 year old pecker tingling when he sees her because he’s imagining sniffing a chair she farted on a month ago

Laura Palmer would still be alive if there were any black guys banging her in town because unlike white men they care about their women

imagine the smell haha

>tfw we can’t even have Twin Peaks threads anymore because this board is mostly capeshit and starshit redditors now

Kill me, Pete

the dvd extras are on youtube

Cooper managed to go back in time to save Laura Palmer from being killed. Doing this pissed off Judy (Mother). Cooper killed Bob (well one punch man did) and Cooper thought that was the end. So he went back to save Laura but when he returned to reality,Judy had changed the reality. Basically,he pissed off Judy by killing BOB and saving Laura and when he went back to came back Judy had erased all of his loved ones and every indication of Dale Cooper ever existed. She basically started a new reality. Hence the part "We live inside a dream" because no matter what Cooper does,he's powerless.

Laura screaming at the end was because she remembered who she was.

Sheryl Lee is perfection

But the lights going out after she screamed indicates that bringing her to Twin Peaks did... something. I'm not sure if it's good or bad but it did something.

Laura did get killed in the first timeline, but when Cooper tried to save her, Jowdy moved the princess to another castle, and Coop went there.

The game is still very much on, Coop is still fucking up same as every season finale, only this time he's closer to the truth. We just went one layer deeper into reality bending and Tibetan mysticism/circle of suffering.

In order to understand it you need to watch both final parts at the same time.

medium.com/@onantiad/episodes-17-18-of-twin-peaks-the-return-are-meant-to-be-watched-in-sync-81352ce38e8

The lights went out because Judy was there
RIP Coop

Spaghetti thrown at wall. Redditors claim wall spaghetti is art. Lynch is hack with limited bag of tricks.

>that BTS feature where she brings Lynch a juice blend

What a qt

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Parralel universes/realities bleeding into each other once Cooper saved Laura Palmer. Explains the Diner scene and why everything is not *quite* right in twin peaks

Yes. That is a picture of the average redditor Lunch apologist. Well done.

ehehehehee ya i lik da suberhero mobie, ids KGINO

Are we sure the Coop in the last episode wasn't another tulpa?

Last episode Coop was the viewer thinking he has all the answers only to find out he had none of them

Maddy is for ____

FUcking

hugs and non-romantic kisses!

GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

Marrying.

She’s literally, unironically perfect. Name a single flaw. Protip: You can’t.

I finished the first season yesterday. T b h I just want to reach the wack supernatural stuff, I don't really care about a couple of the storylines.

>Name a single flaw
Not our gf

Donna is the killer.

James is the killer.

> (You)
>James is the killer.
I've already been spoiled as to the identity of the killer(s).

Fuck, you got me

Perfect German immigrant qt.

This is probably as accurate an explanation as one can get.

>*teleports behind you*
>*eats your garmonbozia and sucks your dick*
Heh, nothin’ personnel, kid.

Good news: there is far more supernatural stuff in season 2.
It's also not as good. Go watch it, ignore the skipfags.

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LAURA PALMER

IN THE FRESH

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>he's too stupid to figure out how to run a normal computer
Telling.

What in that webm implies that?

Maybe the "computer" he's using? No wonder they call you kids lynchtards.

>that hyperventilating from his stomach when she walks in

Holy fuck, Lynch really is a total CUTEfag

Oh, because it's a mac. He's in his seventies, that's not really surprising.

Jesus fucking Christ, you people get L Y N C H E D by anything. Anything at all.

Plenty of people in their seventies don't resort to using fisher price for grown ups. I wonder if he wears velcro shoes when he doesn't have some desperate young starlet around to tie them for him.

God damn, every shot in this movie is pure fucking kino. I love the show itself too but FWWM is on a whole other level.

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Looks like something a half-competent film student could've shot.

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pure quinoa

MacBooks are superior for on the fly video editing, user.

The black lodge scenes looks beautiful on the big screen. The red really pops and the black and white floor contrast the fuck out of it

Not sure whether a Sup Forums memer or a retard.

I wish I could see FWWM in a theater, must be fucking amazing on a huge screen and soundsystem

want more webms from the BTS knio

Judy was more evil and powerful than Cooper had anticipated.

Gordon knew this.

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CUTE!

Richard Brody wrote a great article about the finale.
newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/david-lynchs-haunted-finale-of-twin-peaks-the-return/

>tfw all of your friends watch plebshit instead of Twin Peaks

I know the Return would filter out most normies but fuck is the regular first two seasons of TP really that hard for normies to like?

This bitch dancing was 99% of the reason I picked up twin peaks

BINGO

explain why this isn't creative.

it really was user. it really was.

I think it's another stream of pictures and sound by Lynch filtered by TP setting.

this, everyone in the film industry uses macbooks

>fat autist twitching in his fucking seat because he's so triggered by macs

i've never owned an apple product, they're all shit, but people like you make me cringe so hard. you're like atheists who can't talk about anything else

>friend finally watches S1+2
>tell him about how good FWWM and The Return are
>"All I remember is the FBI guy turning into Ed or something at the end"
>mfw friend then immediately recommends me five different shows he's watched in full within the last month

I think he's just trolling, which is why I didn't bother responding. I don't know what leads people to want to make posts criticizing a septuagenarian's technical ability.

It was, man. I have a friend that works at a movie theater and we've been watching all this kino in theaters, it's an amazing experience. I can't wait till we do Stalker.

post your best twin peaks memes

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Who was that weird girl with a kid eating crackers?
Who killed the major?
Who-
Well, What the fuck happened to everything

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According to Mark Frost's book they were all ancient aliens and fuck Donald Trump.

>Who killed the major?
Probably the doppelganger

>David Lynch: "For this shot, I want to throw Sheryl off the top of the set"
>Crew member: "David, I don't think we can do that"
>Lynch: "Don't worry, I'm gonna hold on to her real tight [laughs]"

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> (You)
>Not sure whether a Sup Forums memer or a retard.
They're actually real fucking good for video. Apple's software Final Cut is super optimized for the low end hardware in most macs, compared to Premier or any other editor. Means you can do some snappy editing on the go.

The soundtrack for Twin Peaks is truly out of this world. Do other shows even try to compete? Listen to this and tell me it's not music made in heaven.

youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw

The main problem is that too many new SW threads are created every minute which forces these threads out of the board unless they are bumped within half an hour.

That superimposed face is truly haunting.

Don't worry S4 will explain everything

My goal in life is to become Kyle MacLachlan

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S4 is going to be set in 1943, so no it won't.

post pusy pics

Here you go

not pusy

coop tries to undo lauras death, so judy moves her into a parallel universe. here laura lives, but to a tortured existence, which is only to be awakened to a flood of past life trauma and the realization of her own perpetual doom.

Have some CUTE instead