Yes, one ticket for Star Wars Episode Eight: The Last of the Jedis please

>yes, one ticket for Star Wars Episode Eight: The Last of the Jedis please.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WOWWWW

>Milk scene comes on
>Starts jerking off in the theater
>Gets kicked out
>"OH CAHM AAAAAHHHN MAN"

what does Sup Forums's guy have to do with this?

why are we all the same ;_;?

>read it in his whiny voice
but doesn't he have a new thot?

its sad that dsp is allowed on Sup Forums but his threads on Sup Forums get deleted instantly. why?

>sorry sir, no singles policy is in effect

>WHAT THE FUCK, BUT LUKE WAS BLOCKING, HE WAS BLOCKING, ASTRAL PROJECTION LAG!!!!

he has a new gf

prove it

Don't think he'd even buy a ticket to go see a bad Star Wars movie because of that tax situation. He's already got plenty of looming disappoint on his plate. Even if he got a million views for his review, it will still be too late to cash in on it since it takes 2 months to clear with youtube.

What is this expression trying to convey?

NOTHING I COULD DO

he talked about her in a podcast
she just isn't an attention whore like panda-bipolar-lee

anyone else find it sad that he can get a new gf but we cant?

*snort*

W0W $16 for butter for my $32 popcorn i'm nat paying that *snort* fuckin stupid

HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THIS WAS THE EAGLE GROOMING LINE AND NOT THE PENIS INSPECTION AISLE

There’s a pic of her hanging up some ornaments on his Instagram. He didn’t show her face or what her name is and said he won’t because he doesn’t want her to be harassed

>new
It's PandaLee with a haircut.

BUGGED LIGHTSABER MECHANICS

because Sup Forums is a Sup Forumsony, which means that you have Free Speech™ here

no... haha... phil probably just made up his girlfriend... haha... there's no way someone who has publicly humiliated himself so many times can get a girlfriend before i can... haha...

Even with his apparent tax issues and threat of losing his house, he's probably still dropping thousands of dollars on this new girl. You don't need to lower yourself to that level, user.

I read it in his camera microphone voice.

>tfw he tried to unbox final fantasy

Its probably an escort dont worry about it

Is this the guy from clerks?

Came here to post this. Absolutely furious.

How did he do it?

Yes, 5 tickets to Ferdinand please

Bugged theater mechanics.
Real life lag.
I'm pressing meat stick.

bro, it's only $12,000 for a girlfriend experience for the weekend. you make that kind of money right?