Would Jay survive Sup Forums?

Would Jay survive Sup Forums?

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absolutely not
he seems like a decent guy, too decent for this board

he seems like a whiney pusy who cant handle banter. He probably gets really made and starts being all pissy and passive aggressive, like a woman

Jay outed as soyboy?

>TFA being a remake of ANH is good
>Ray charismatic as fuck!
>Cherry pick, strawman, and generalize internet comments
>Only bad when Rogue One and DC movies do it
>don't pay attention to movie then complain about shit script

Bravo Soy Bauman

Post it

More like SUGOIIII

UwU

starshit and estronaughts need their own board

>optimistic message of hope
>the entire resistance dies but for a small handful of survivors who are far too few to carry on any sort of galactic struggle
>the allies in the outer rim do not respond, effectively indicating the resistance is done
>Luke turns out to be a total loser crybaby faggot
>he redeems himself by playing a fatal game of limbo with an astral projection for some reason
>and then he dies
>Rey doesn't need training, has a BLAST when she goes into the dark Jedi shrine, and attacks her master in anger.. several indications of dark side leanings
>all the main people from the last movie were sad caricatures of their former selves, they were all losers, and they're all dead
>Everyone in the movie failed at everything except Rey


Wow SO OPTIMISTIC

If this keeps going, will we get a bunch of follow-up vids like R1?

Is this the kino limit?

>You're doing a voice, Jay

>based Jay calling out Sup Forums's "MUH MARY SUE" autists

It's over for Sup Forums

How did Rey get back to the Falcon?

The funny thing is, on Sup Forums, everybody wants him to drink bleach because he didn't HATE the movie as much as we did.

There is balance after all.

It's like pottery.

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he is

Jay is too pissy and passive aggressive to deal with Sup Forums banter

>artists made this before rule 34 of luke milking rey
I'm impressed.

Yeah probably.

Don't bully Jay!!!!!

Could you at least namefag so I know to not click on your shit?

That was really awkward, why did they leave it in

He handwaved the Mary Sue complaints without an argument though. They really exposed themselves in that video.

Jay Soyman

we know what Jay thinks of Sup Forums

E X P O S E D

>This faggit pretending like he doesn’t spam this board teasing their reviews
There were literally 50 threads yesterday about “where is the RLM review” before it released

He's been hanging out with Josh the wizard too much.