Go the cinema

>go the cinema
>character says nigger
>dad laughs out loud
anyone wanna trade?

>go to Chinese restaurant
>dad makes kitty-on-a-stick jokes the entire time

Yes please, sounds like a top lad

my fucking dad is unironically an extreme jew loving racist neocon former special forces and successful businessman who finances the republican party.

Just beat him up, you loser.

>dad calls me to talk about sports or something
>eventually starts bashing african americans
why i stopped answering

Stop drinking soy bugboy

>go to cinema
>soneone says dad
>all niggers say who?

>go to cinema
>character says nigger
>i laugh because it is funny
>Soyboy faggot son is triggered
can i abort post birth?

nah my dad's even worse. I got the nazi shtick from him

>mfw my dad is extremely redpilled about (((them))) and we watch Mel's Passion of Christ every christmas to talk shit about the jews
Love you, dad (no homo)

I would, but my dad is based too, so no.

>go to cinema
>character marries a woman with a child and brings him up as his/her own
>stepdad cries

Fuck off, Aussie scum

My dad knows about the jews but he thinks they are justified in oppressing the goyim because might makes right, he thinks that the rise of nationalism and the growing popularity alt-right is all a jewish plot

Hahaha, I think you just have a funny dad. I don't think he meant any harm.

>riding in a car with my dad
>we see a nigger on the street
>dad says "NIGGER" in a loud and ringing voice
>I do the same every time I see a nigger while driving alone in my car
APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE!

>go to cinema
>movie ends
>dad shakes concession worker's hand
>that was a great film, thank you

I'll keep my soygoy

my dad said "heh faggot" when we saw django unchained and the redneck was squeezing naked django's junk when he was hanging from the ceiling

i'm pretty sure my dad is a closet homo

as am i probably for that matter lel

>go to cinema
>character says nigger
>dad still hasn't been heard from since I was 4
Yeah sure your dad sounds like fun

Well... was the movie you were watching "Blazing Saddles"? If that was the case, it makes perfect sense to me!

wait why would that make him gay

My dad used to be a commie in his teenage years (kinda understandable since we lived a very harsh dictatorship in the 60s and 70s so commies took upon themselves to brainwash people to the left), and remained somewhat left-leaning even after graduating as a history teacher. However, the guy is an absolute avid reader and will devour anything you give him, so eventually he came across literature that opened up his eyes about (((their))) modus operandi and how much of a farce socialism/communism/globalism is, and now he's getting pretty close to going full deus vult (he's not a racist but that doesn't stop him making jokes about niggers). We don't see each other much but talking about politics and history with him is one of my favorite things since very few people I know can actually get on par with my dad about this stuff.

>go to the cinema
>black character
>dad shouts nigger
ill trade

>go to Thai restaurant
>dad looks around and says "blimey, there's a lot of chinks here"

>dad goes to Chinese restaurant
>orders very slowly and loudly accentuating every syllable

the boy doesn't fall far from the soy

he is a massively insecure man. definitely has had gay thoughts at least, if not experiences.

probably felt a tingle and thought he needed to overcompensate by calling the character in a movie "faggot" out loud in the cinema

>we lived a very harsh dictatorship in the 60s and 70s
greekfag?

hueland

I don't speak 9gag, is that brazil or something?

>go to restaurant with family
>black couple sits in booth behind us
>mom continues conversation about how she went to Houston and couldn't understand "black accents"
I can't either so I don't blame her really

yes, newfriend

Well I mean you aren't talking to your father so you lost.

>watching TV with son
>he starts having a panic attack because he hasn't seen an interracial relationship on the screen for 45 minutes

Can someone take him off my hands please?

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