Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

How #LITTY and #RAUNCHY is it? I’m prepared to bring an adult diaper when I see it this weekend.

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Why don't you just steal it online when it comes out in 2 months

critics liked it, so don't expect it to be that LITTY...

Its a good Rockcore movie

>It will have a better audience score than TLJ

Based Rock makin the fat virgin star wars nerds seethe

me and my FRIENDS have already ordered our piss receptacles on amazon, we're gonna go to the ol' 'ma and ENJOY this rockarolla fair of JOKES and FUN. The most precious memories are those who hit our MANA, our spirit force and JUMANJI is gonna do it, you can't just say no to this JUNGLE JAM. Jambroni critics and audiences will NEVER get it... THE ROCK is gonna make Robin Williams PISS HIMSELF

wait I thought the jumanji game ended up on a beach in France at the end of the Robin williams movie
THERE WAS AN IDEA FOR A REAL SEQUEL AND YOU FAGS REBOOTED IT
what makes me mad (among everything else) is that it's not even going to be Kevin Hart playing a teenager who has Kevin Hart's body, it's just going to be him saying shit that niggers laugh at

Remind me, why do they look like 5yr+ educational PC game characters? Original movie had Williams' character living in the game for a while and siblings (?) summoned him and the game into real life. What's going on in 2nd?

looks like some tummykino

From what I understand, teenagers get sucked into a videogame and these are their avatars

>not wanting to experience this RAUNCHY comedy in a cinema PISSfest
You need to #GETLITTY, friend.

I want to get sucked into Karen Gillan.

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just watched the trailer for this, it seems like they took one of my favorite childhood movies and fucked it raw in the ass
i won't watch this shit

Did they seriously use the same locations as LOST did?

Should I bring an adult diaper or go all out with a catheter? I'm planning on getting a large coke at the theater and I feel like the diaper might not be able to handle that much liquid (I'll be going in with a full bladder, of course). On the other hand, me and my buddies can split the cost of a pack of diapers and maybe just get 2 each. Do you think the projectionist would be willing to give us an intermission so that we could change ourselves halfway through? I don't want to miss a second of this RAUNCHY, FUN movie.

black people hate kevin hart though

karen gillan is so fucking hot

okay well dumb white people think he's funny too

Black people in the movie industry hate Kevin Hart. In the time that it takes for them to launch a #oscarssowhite campaign to complain that white producers don't gift them roles, Kevin Hart stars in 3 movies. He's proactive and hard-working.

That's kind of true.

I saw an advanced screening Monday

AMA

Any sexy Gillan scenes?

Yes, a few. She wears a crop top nearly the entire movie.

But her character is literally an awkward teen trapped in the body of sexy Gillan.

Description of one "sexy scene":

Jack Black's character is the hot girl,
who gets trapped in Fat Jack. Karen needs to flirt with 2 guards to distract them. Jack Black teaches Karen how to flirt, then she awkwardly flirts with the two guards, then proceeds to beat them both up

Because i work in a theater and watch everything i want for free

That actually sounds pretty funny.

Jack Black's character is the only good thing about the film to tell you the truth

To be honest This and Blade Runner are the films I WANT to see, rest of it was not even worth going. Thor was ok-ish, seen and forgotten.
I missed John Wick thou.

Good thing nobody cares what niggers think

this

LITTY

Let the digits tell you if youre LITTY or not