In an ever-growing sea of soulless blockbusters, my appreciation of this movie keeps growing

In an ever-growing sea of soulless blockbusters, my appreciation of this movie keeps growing.

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This movie was essentially the same as The Last Jedi except without the humor

This is the definition of a soulless blockbuster. Batman and Superman barely even talk to each other.

Me too. I'm gay by the way.

Why are plebs like OP so easily impressed? Does this come from a lack of a father figure?

Mine can't grow more than it already has. As opposed to TLJ which chose to mock and ridicule its fans instead if reward them, BvS chose to mock and ridicule a biased media, the same biased media, in fact, that chooses to keep stridently cawing about how much we should love Disney's latest high-gloss turd.

lmao faggot ur here because you lack family and friends.

But the whole movie was basically nothing but "please watch the sequel".

>superheroes - rich guy and alien supercreature
>start fighting with no reason before discussing it
ummmm

Think of it in these terms

Last Jedi
>the diversity squad fights an army of nazis, most of the male characters are evil, stupid, or both

BvS:
>two flawed but ultimately noble, capable, and heroic white men put aside their differences for the greater good

The pleb filter of the year? Absolutely

Perhaps the most daring element of BvS is its unapologetic take on superheroes as real human beings in a realistic setting.

This. I absolutely love the scene with the news anchor where he ultimately asks, "must there be a Superman?"

Don't forget

>they put aside their differences to fight the elite manipulator (who controls the media) who has turned them against each other
Almost as if a reflection on the divided state of America.

I genuinely love it more as each year passes

oh shit

>appreciating diarrhea in a see of vomit

Here's the thread that started BvS capekino legacy on Sup Forums
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67496353/#67496353
#IWasThere

>tfw Disney steals your shots and writers and then pay critics to shit on your films

I just finished watching this for the first time and I honestly can't see what the fucking hate was all about. It's great as far as capeshit goes.

You have no father figure

>In an ever-growing sea of soulless blockbusters
That flick is one of the worst offenders.

mfw the media are running in circles trying to vindicate last jedi critic rating using reasons that actually put bvs in a more favourable light

Bvs hatred can be summarized into 1, corporate preferences and 2, political witch hunt due to election year.

A film daring to call out the ignorance of media and how it can sorely mis-represent people hit a vulnerable spot in more than one journalist. Not saying that Superman is Trump. I'd even argue that BvS is classic liberal but it was pointing criticism at our culture in areas our culture does not tolerate. Throughout the film, Snyder likes to remind us that real journalism is what Lois and Clark does, not what it has become. Clark is regarded as a naive fool by his coworkers.

Even with the ultimate cut its extremely bloated. Horrendously edited. Poorly cast. Baldly acted. Lazily written. Painstakingly dull. Unbelievably boring. Unnecessarily broody. Terribly paced. And that is just the first hour, there is still two more hours left.

The shear number of pointless subplots are simply staggering. Plot holes? You mean mystery elements. The fact that someone read the script and decided it was worthy of spending over 250 million to bring it to the screen boggles my mind. This is what happens when you take five different scripts that have no sense of correlation. Did editing and streamlining the story not cross anyone's mind.

The production is big on making terrible decisions and this is clearly evident in the casting. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luther is laughably bad giving his rejected Social Network performance as twitching Mark Zuckerberg. Gal Gadot is by far the biggest miscast. Most people complained when she cast due to her poor physicality and zero resemblance to Wonder Woman. Those points are fine, but the biggest drawback is that she's frankly not a good actress. She has the emotional range of a potato. Her big reveal in costume is complete with a 'cool' guitar rift like it's some Robert Rodriguez film. During action scene she is replaced by her cgi double which obviously looks bigger and muscular in comparison to Gal Gadot's actual physical appearance. I just couldn't help by have a good chuckle at that.

The biggest misstep in the entire production is the appointment of Zack Snyder as director. It seem like he just walked of the set of making Watchmen and nobody seemed to tell him that he wasn't contracted to direct a lackluster patchwork Watchmen sequel. An opening scene that features Jeffrey Dean Morgan being killed with a slo-mo shot of a shell casing exiting a gun; the government against masked vigilantes, a powerful god-like superhuman figure; a man that dresses in a black costume and fights crime with gadgets coming out of retirement; the death of a famous hero; not one, but three funeral scenes. How is this not recycling elements of Watchmen.

Zack Snyder has the inability to direct scenes where no action takes place and he can't mask it with stylish cgi backgrounds like he did in 300. Simply put when there's no explosions it dull and boring. Simple character interactions prove to be a struggle for a director who still gets his philosophy for his movies from teenage web forums. Religious references that completely lack subtlety and elegance doesn't make you movie 'intellectual'.

Other grievances include: a scene and a plot point that revolves around urine; Lex Luther's so called evil plan; Knightmare; a hyped fight that just ends up being a normal fistfight; and actual teaser trailers for future movies in the franchise.

I'm not the only one that has noticed

>polarizing is good!!!
>it changes SW, move on nerds!
>Rian is auteur, he doesn't need your approval

Meanwhile Snyder makes a film that's not only faithful to comics in several areas but also dare to push it forward in the direction it needs to go to mature the genre. TLJ mocks Star Wars, Snyder praises superheroes in the most earnest way possible. For some absurd reason journalists see it opposite.

I've missed these pastas

I've said once and I'll say it a thousand times, people missed out on bvs; they've been blinded by the marvel formula but it will almost certainly be a cult classic. The same fags that "hated" it will come out and praise its qualities

When they're actually telling an ongoing story, I fail to see how that's a criticism.

I love how the dumbasses overlook how Lex is already looking into "branding" his chosen team, already looking to market them before he's even fully got a concrete narrative off the ground. How he's way less interested in them being heroes than he is in them being pawns.

Surely that's not veiled criticism of some entity in the entertainment world.

I loved Dawn of Justice and was disappointed by Justice League because it was too marvel-ish. I think I will probably enjoy Justice League more after Episode 8 though, and that is not a compliment to Justice League.

I hope that Star Wars Episode 8 is the end of this generation of stupid quiptastic escapist movies with bullshit writing. People's appreciation for Dawn of Justice is only going to keep growing over time, while Star Wars Episode 8 is the Jar Jar Binks for the new generation.

I just hope that Episode 8 serves as a harsh lesson to all these dumbasses in hollywood who have gone head-over-heels with social justice pandering and bad scripts hidden behind quips and snark. There's no way in hell Ryan Johnson's nu-EU Star Wars trilogy is getting made after the collossal fuckup he just spearheaded, but hopefully the reform does not stop there.

t.brainlet

No bro its kino
twitter.com/search?q=capekino&src=typd

BvS was shite but Man of Steel was legitimately kino with the best villain we've ever seen in a capeshit movie.

>with social justice pandering
that wont come to an end anytime soon. stay tunned for oceans 8 :^)

zod was ok faora was better

What I find interesting is how immediate the backlash is when Disney attempts to apply their "formula" to characters more firmly entrenched in the popular consciousness than guys like Thor and Ant-Man.

Notice how Cap remains the most like his comics counterpart while everyone else is a Tony clone? They apparently forgot how that applies to Star Wars.

I whole heartedly support this post

>muh marvel boogeyman
cry more sanchez

Welcome, brother.

it comes from not knowing anything about movies and not actually caring about them.

Yep. It did to Superman and Batman what TLJ did to Luke. It's total fucking shit.

they literally fight a golem created by a jew

>swn critique your inept love-making with cool, clinical detachment

Capitalism will solve that problem because overtly social justice movies don't make money. Coincidentally (or not) social justice warriors hate capitalism. This keeps happening over and over again, and either the studios will learn their lessons or people will get their entertainment elsewhere, whether that's through streaming services or entirely different entertainment mediums like video games.

This is a bullshit lie. BvS is faithful as fuck.

luke was butchered; thats a critique you can levy on bvs

Yep. BvS is the redpill, complete with fake redpill.

*can't

>BAT OF MURDER
>DEPRESSED SUPERMAN OF MURDER

yeah, nah

lex wasn't a jew... i don't think. He's an atheist more than anything

Good post McUck

These plebs use words like "zaddy" without any irony when discussing the director. These are non-whites/single mother children

jew is an ethnicity

Both heroes have killed before bvs

>muh company wars
Nice try, but I hate capeshit in general. Marvel is cheap trash, BvS is pretentious trash.

This was very flawed but still better than every other blockbuster coming out these days. Would've liked to see how it would have turned out if WB had let Zach do MoS 2 first.

TLJ looks really stupid though

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Mos2 + batman movie before bvs would have been the perfect set up. The WB jews were to eager to cash in the justice league bucks

This is what critics prefer instead.

Look at your future and weep.

Pretty much, then they continued to fuck it up by intefering even more with every movie since then, now I have no interest in their films.

>a fun albeit dull movie > a pretentious incoherent movie
its not rocket science DCuck

And yet the only guy to ever actually post any timestamped pics was an old white dude from some flyover. He was a fan and a good friend.

most likely a cuck to boot

MCUcks really are brain damaged to be entertained by CGI airport brawl of zero consequences or build up.

I disagree. I thought BvS was shit but at least it tried something - marvel movies all follow the same safe formula without a shred of originality in them

When you don't consider "fun" and "dull" mutually exlusive terms, you'll have to forgive my incredulity at your capacity for discernment of what is and isn't rocket science.

Movies aren't made to be original they are made to make money and the marvel movies (as they are) MAKE money all the while entertaining its audience.

how autistic do you have to be to see an issue with that

I'm sure that would sting a lot more were it not coming from a virgin.

capeshitters need to get off this board

this is why no one likes you DCucks, you know exactly what i was trying to say you condescending fag

Get out, you anti-art Mousecuck.

what about my statement is wrong exactly? try not to use any memes, i know its hard but try

All you need to do is remove mobile posting and the capeshit cancer will vanish

>movies
>art
jesus

That wasn't condescension, faggot. That was me flat-out calling you a fucking moron.

I really enjoyed that Polygon article that claimed DC fans were behind the low TLJ RT score.

Really got the old noggin joggin

link it, i need a good laugh

Perhaps the most disgusting and saddest part, the fanboys that demanded a quiplord Superman of forced smiles still gave zero fucks about JL. They spent 5 years being mad at Snyder's Superman only for them not to give a single shit when WB gave them just what they wanted. Goes to show WB was trying to please a crowd that had no intentions of being pleased at DC. Also goes to show WB are idiots and spent 100m overriding Snyder's vision for absolutely zero gain. They learned the hard way. They should not ape MCU any longer. Let directors direct their films.

It actually makes me like it less, because other movies are adopting its shitty direction of "faux deconstruction." Fuck off.

polygon.com/2017/12/18/16792184/star-wars-the-last-jedi-rotten-tomatoes-review-bomb

Polygon, our verified Disney shills, came to the conclusion that the hacker group known as DCEU fans did it by conspiring with Sup Forums.

Or maybe, they're both shit, Snyderfag.

Maybe you should go back to sucking dick MCUck.

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Nah, I'm enjoying seeing you suck on Snyder's dick. Pajeet.

Perhaps, just perhaps, Superman not smiling wasn't the fucking problem and Snyder's films are just bad overall.

Why do Marvel Pajeets hired by Disney to damage control TLJ still bother?

thanks lad

wow the BvS meme is back

It was never a meme. Its a way of life

It never left and it isn't a meme.
Proof: Sup Forums voted it best film of 2016
strawpoll.me/11824427/r

I will never understand marketing

Has it already been 2 years

Sup Forums is pleb central though...

>Neon Demon is second
I'm ok with this. BvS and Neon Demon are definitely two visual-driven films.

That's why only 18% voted for it...

Shit tier bait. Underage probably at this point. You're lucky I'm bored right now and even acknowledging your existence. I have 2 hot babes ready for a threesome just waiting for me in a few hours. What will you be doing? Enjoying shit tier kino? Or how about posting a rare pepe? No, you'll be posting here whilst I'm fucking two beautiful chicks I'll grin and remember the faggot who thought that he had big dick cause he liked Batman V Superman.
>"oh fuck user you're so hot and big"
>"so hot"
>"I'm gonna LITERALLY CUM"
Then when both of there c-cupped breasts lie upon my chest, the brunette will whisper
>"play some kino user"
The Blonde chuckles
>"yes user you always pick the best KINO"
Then I'll get up, start my film reel, and play the best film ever created....
Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Chances are Warner/Disney has stakes in these companies.

autistic faggot of the year

Based Poster Strikes Back!