What are your feelings on Spider-Manlet? Should they recast for someone with more of an alpha look?

What are your feelings on Spider-Manlet? Should they recast for someone with more of an alpha look?

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How old is this faggot? Imagine their butthurt if he has a growth spurt now, thats a couple million more to make Iron man look taller than him

21. They're safe.

I love Pom, she's really cute for an asian chick.

He's ok but it would be better if they'd cast someone younger cuz he's getting old and he has too many Spider movies to film yet.

Why do manlets always win?

FACEEEE>>>>>>>>>>height>frame

He can be an alpha if he wants. A few months ago a pap spotted him with girfriend Zendaya & he was really mad. He was about to beat the shit out of the pap, just look at his face (pic related).

Those thighs are built for suffocation

cuuuuute

>for an asian chick

It's amazing I want to fuck them both

He's definitely gay, right?

no, even at /hm/ we gave up on him, he's another british average hetero guy, he's also dating Zendaya for a year

>Ughh, she's touching me.
Are shills still trying to sell the super Hetero-Tom story?

Penis Parker isn't supposed to be an alpha, he's the mild-mannered nerd turned unlikely hero

Nah, he's a hetero & he's with Zendaya, just check his thread at /hm/ all the proof of how straight he is is there, you'll be surprised.

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you're a woman, right?

when i was 20 i as like 5'6 but now im 25 im 5'10

>tom can still become 5'10 and grow beard in pic related

>when I was 20 I was a manlet
>I'm 25 now and still a manlet

I've got a better one

ii don't understand this thing

He looks like a baby McAvoy.

he looks more like Jamie Bell

I'm a girl when I wear my striped socks.

Why does Marvel keep casting Manlets?
It's such a cost to them to add some height to their scenes

They need em to make the Big Guys seem big. If Stark was 6'0 they'd have to put Hemsworth on a box.

Stop giving me hope.

They wanted someone shorter than RDJ but at the same time they didn't want an underage kid so they had to cast a manlet to act as a teenager and to look like a kid when he's next to Iron Man.

Drink lots of milk. It might happen. That early 20s growth spurt used to be attributed to the army, when young men came back from military service.

and it works cuz he looks like a kid next to RDJ.

Imagine how awkward it would be if they casted Asa Butterfield, who is 6ft tall, as Spider-Man.

>girfriend Zendaya
hi Sony

Asian women are beautiful. Pom Klementieff looks like those female k-pop idols I used to like.

Betafag pls

Because we live in a society designed to benefit the weak. As a 6'3" /fit/ bro I should be able to push down manlets and take their women if I so desire.

>early 20s growth spurt

Asians are for alphas only.

>usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/zendayas-parents-love-boyfriend-tom-holland/

blindgossip.com/?p=88851

>>www.crazydaysandnights.net/2017/05/blind-items-revealed-3_20.html

Sorry mate but he's so into that chick that he is spending time with her family too. I mean, believe what you want but we at /hm/ > gave up on him.

Now if Sup Forums can prove that he's gay, then please do it.

hey user, isn't Spidey a manlet in the comics? Peter Parker is 5'10" on a good day.

Yep, he's also not an alpha male & neither were Tobey or Andrew.

rdj is a massive manlet himself though, and probably to the most insecure in hollywood at that

Spider man is meant to look like a beta dweeb so hes a good fit for the role

>manlet
>5'10

Sony, no one's convinced by this

manlet cutoff is 6'2

They just do, maybe women feel more powerful next to a manlet.

Yep. He's dating Zendaya but he cheated on her with Daisy Ridley this year & Ella Purnell last year.

bahahahaha imagine being this fucking delusional of a midget. Anything under 6'4 is a fucking manchild baby who should kill themselves.

He reminds me of the Golden God himself in that pic

s-shut up

what about these lolitas?

Canonically Peter Parker is 5'10"

this fuckin guy

>backstage pass
jelly

If this is true, I've lost all respect for him. Pleb taste.

>being this obsessed with height
>spend all day on Sup Forums
who are you trying to impress?

The whole point of spiderman is that Peter Parker looks like a little fucking dweeb. He's supposed to look like a beta nerd because he is one. Sure he's hyper motivated, witty and buff but he's still a loser in high school until he becomes a famous genius scientist

If you try that with me, I'll gladly kill you. Whatever it costs me. I'm actually looking forward to finding you.

>Sure he's hyper motivated, witty and buff but he's still a loser in high school
Who writes this shit?

I mean that he gets all that later. He was a dweeby faggot before the spider and just because he came back buff didn't make him any less awkward or change anyone's minds about him until he got out of high school and met new people. It's an entire plotline in the comics where he gets to reinvent himself as an alpha scientist

He had a pretty girlfriend before he was famous but he broke up with her for Zendaya.

When you enter Hollywood, shit goes down & then you fuck every female celeb who is willing to spread her legs for you.

/ourguy/

>cheated on her with Daisy Ridley

Do you think he fucked her with the blonde wig on?

4>1>2>3

He's gonna be the next James Bond after Daniel Craig.

Screenshot this.

What are you gonna do about it?

Great Caesar's ghost

eat all you vegetables

>Tom will never be your bf

having a conversation with yourself user?

>I used to like.

Why "used" to like?

the k-pop fandom is a mess * I'm glad that I'm no longer into that, that's all.

He just ate out her asshole,
she said so in an interview for French TV

I speak French and this is true

he looks like he wants to kill a bitch and she looks high lol

sauce?

I don't really mind the actor, but the movie was absolute dogshit. Why was he so incompetent at everything he did? He literally got saved by Iron Man like 3 times. His suit is given to him by Iron Man. He fucks up throughout the whole movie and only succeeds because of plot bias. what the fuck.

yep, it was Iron Man 4 ft. Spider-Man

>Character is flawed = dogshit
Something tells me you love the shit out of NuWars

Spidey is ok, but the Flash is a faggot and should be recast.

speak for yourself. that dude's 100% a knob gobbla.

>not even close to get the best there ever was

>Should they recast for someone with more of an alpha look?
No, dipshit, Peter is supposed to be a dweeb. Why do you open your mouth just to embarrass yourself?

close but no guitar

Because he's 12. Also it's Spider-Man, it's only fun when he loses. Sort of like Daffy Duck cartoons.

I haven't so much given up as I have stopped caring. Both him and Harrison are hot. But all that relationship debate was mind numbing. Also if you have that much fame,fortune and choice of pussy, but still chose Zendaya you're clearly an idiot.

You've spent too much time arguing about nothing with retards m8, you're seeing shit that isn't there.
Parker is a flawed character, but he's not incompetent. it was frustrating and irritating watching him fail at every spiderman-esque thing he tried.

I liked the Vulture suit though, with the jacket and mask.

Are they going to add Skip in the movies? I know just the right guy for the role.

>Steven Wescott or Skip befriended Peter Parker in his youth and was nice to him. However, Skip started to show Peter porn magazine and then started to molest him much to Peter's shock and discomfort. After a while of cutting his friendship, Peter would be asked about the reason of this by his aunt and uncle and he would tell them the truth. It is unknown what happened to Skip, but it is most likely he was reported to the authorities.

Manlet is one of the worst manufactured controversies. There are no such people in real life, yet Sup Forums time and time again pisses its collective pants over them.

How do you go from pic related, alpha as fuck with a bitch on his arms, to

,Le awkward funny teen?

Manlets are real, and they're out there. I've heard from women that a guy is too short many more times than expected, from women who I didn't consider very shallow. It's really surprising, but I think women have actually become influenced by the manlet meme and now actually think about it more than before.

that's the face of a man who was molested as a child,

In other news, Pom Klementieff warms my heart.

youtube.com/watch?v=OkKjQSM0G2Y

Thank god I'm 6'3, literally the perfect height. I'll always have that even if I severely lack in everything else.

Dude, if your height starts with a 6 then don't even bother.

Based Skip.

Uh...women have always desired tall men. There has never been a time when they preferred manlets. This is a constant all throughout history.

not the same user but there's literally no proof of him being gay other than people who want him to be because they ship him with his friend Harrison but when it comes to Zendaya, there are really many receipts out there, main one, he spents time with her family, friends, he follows on SM every person close to Zendaya & his family, mostly his mother is obsessed with her, this is some obsession level thing

Of course, but they're even more open about it nowadays and it seems many of them consider manletdom to be a dealbreaker now even though it used to just be something that was less ideal.

no way Disney would ever cast this character dude

It's about time we have a manlet Bond