STAR WARS - FULL DAMAGE CONTROL

Star Wars is in full damage control with fans on Facebook.

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kill yourself

>"That 56% on RT doesn't mean anything"

That makes zero sense. Boy that's stupid though...

welcome to Sup Forums faggot see you for episode 9

boop

lmao are they actually arguing with their paying fans.

>Finn all of these rebels are dead!
>who cares? I got my Asian waifu now, she says to only fight for those we love. Fuck sacrifice for the greater good, a Jedi ex machina will fix it.

>fathier
>inconsequential course of action that would've ended his life
what is a fathier? wouldn't a course of action that could end your life by definition not be inconsequential? was this written by an ESL or a literal retard?

is this the result of diversity hiring? why am i lying in my own filth unemployed while this person runs the twitter for the largest movie franchise of all time

Yeah that's throwing me for a loop here. Do they have stock answers for everything?

They have swiss cheese for brains, Disney must be really fucking arrogant.

>arguing with facebook commenters

Not a good look

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I'm trying to imagine the type of shit head to work as the StarWars facebook social media manager and it makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Anybody got a name?

You can come up with a paragraph of "purpose" for any fucking scene in every movie ever if you reach deep inside your ass enough.

If most people hate that sequence or think it's a waste of time then you did something wrong in conveying what you wanted to convey

Seems like they are reading off the script what Rian didnt manage to display onscreen

Ethan Kikeburger

>NO, THE MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY GOOD, LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU!
the fucking desperation

SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN!

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What happen to you Disney, you used to be cool.

>conducted a.survey

STAR WARS

it will get worse

Why did the first order stop shooting at both of them leading up to and during the kiss scene?

>literally arguing with your fans


RIP Star Wars

WTF I have never seen anything like this

Holy shit.. this is a new pathetic low

This reminds me of when The Rock went full damage control for Baywatch.
Who thinks it's a good idea to argue with random people?

Well he did come from a fake sport most notorious for steroid abuse and head trauma.

Why couldn't they make a movie where Finn's character developed at the same time as advancing the plot instead of taking a detour?

>official Star Wars account arguing with their own fans

Jesus Christ.

Fucking this.

>arguing with fans
Jesus, the mouse is fucking falling down right now

Really professional and low for Disneycucks to argue with SW fans.

Lmao. The state of Star Wars.

Who is in who's face here? I can't tell.

An effeminate soyboy from New York, LA, or the Bay Area who donated half of his income to Hillary's campaign, blogs about nerd culture and spends every waking minute on Twitter.

>dogmatically arguing with your own loyal fans
>excuse for everything instead of taking constructive criticism
For fucks sake why, does the whole team have an ego problem or is it just the intern running the twitter?

Moar

>star wars is going Phil Fish
What the fuck is going on

So what's the pr guy's excuse?

I wonder how they would react to Ray being called a Marie Sue

We bout to get litty xDxDxD :P

the future is female? i don't want this

wtf i love rose now

>RIP Star Wars

The customers are always right even when they aren't

I believe Andi runs the Twitter, don't know if she also handles Facebook.

conformity of thought must be aggressively policed and enforced

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>The absoblute state of Star Wars

Funny how their social media manager argues and writes like some of the pro star wars posters here.
As if there was some kind of internal guide on how to handle criticism of your brand on the internet

>curly haired big nose jew woman awkwardly dancing with a bunch of child slaves at hutts palace
This is star wars now. Everyone who likes it still at this point should feel at least a moderate sense of embarrassment

(((They))) want to sell our kids to the Hutts for new gold

#pizzagate

Worst of all is that all of the accomplishments they list are really just her being a sidekick to someone else, usually Boyega. Not only are they arguing in facebook comments, their argument isn't even good.

Rotten Tomatoes shills on suicide watch.

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>personal growth is inherent to every Star Wars story
>have MaRey Sue as your main character
>good at everything instantly
>never grows as a character

???

Notice that there is Jabba but any rpresentation of slave Leia has been banned since Kathleen Kennedy took office

>They've made the mistake of directly engaging with us

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

She's my favorite man jawed latina.

Just your typical emotional neurotic beta.

what the fuck

>Finn wouldn't have grown past only caring about himself and his immediate circle of friends
Wasn't that his character arc in TFA?

There is nothing wrong with this. In an age where alt-right trolls and Russian bots lurk every corner of the internet waiting to discredit anything they dislike, it's good to see that one of the biggest media franchises is taking the fight directly to them.

Somebody's getting fired for this.

>prevented four Resistance deserters from stealing escape pods
Anybody can taze unsuspecting people trying to bail on what's seemingly a hopeless cause. They also probably wouldn't bail if they knew that Holdo had a plan, but I'm not here to talk about that again.
>assisted in the formation of a plan that would've allowed the Resistance to escape the First Order pursuit
Shouldn't every engineer on the ship have figured out that they were being followed through hyperspace anyways though. Also, why did the two of them go to Poe instead of even considering taking it to the Admiral in charge of the ship. Sure, Finn and Poe are best friends, but it's not like she really has any reason to trust Finn after his attempting to desert.
>persuaded a fathier stableboy to enable her and Finn's escape from Canto Bight
Anybody could've done that though. She shouted "wait" before he could call for help. She bought them literally 10 seconds at most. Besides, the police were coming anyways.
>conducted ab essential survey of available supplies available to the Resistance on Crait
I don't remember this at all, so I can't really refute it. Speaks volumes about how massive this action was though.
>saved Finn from an inconsequential course of action that would've ended his life
But as far as everybody knew there was no escape hatch for the Resistance to get out through. They were stuck in a base with one door that the cannon was melting. His destruction of the cannon was the only thing that could buy them time. Sure, we find out later that they had another way out, but at the time she appeared to have doomed the entire resistance for a "If you kill your enemies they win" moment before kissing Finn and fucking Disney in the Chinese box office.

AND THE WALL KEPT TUMBLING DOWN

Fucking checked!

no doubt it's a contracted pr company

Falling for the bait.

Wow.

>kids dancing in front of Jabba
What did Disney mean by this?

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This is just... sad. They have to realise the optics this will generate are terrible, surely?

>preventing rebel deserters from stealing escape pods
Ironically this probably also got those deserters killed, so there's that too...

I feel like he needs that smug pepe hand

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im surprised you all havent realized how easy it is to bait these fuckers. bait them as hard as possible and watch the normalfags react when they ffall into the trap and look like complete chucklefucks. use what youve learned here and apply it irl, its hysterical and makes you win everytime

Woo go dancing Jew hag you rock Jabba's jowls there.

>most of the kids are "le 56%" face

Wow, they are going ALL OUT.

I think she's really cute. I wish I knew how to look up porn with women that looked like this.

El goblinos...

>rose rams finns ship to save him because love is the ultimate weapon
I think this was the final straw that broke the camels back for me. She didn't want finn to die but her retarded action wouldve gotten them both killed if this wasn't a retarded children's film

>numbers

Kek

Show, don't tell.

who was right?

He might be smiling but those eyes show he's dead inside.

Can someone pls elaborate on this """roast"""

I mean if technically they didn't have any Resistance fighters answer their call on the mining planet that means the Resistance is dead and therefore not a real standing army and they can't kill deserters then anyways. So both Holdo and Rose were retroactively wrong. In fact was there anyone in this movie who wasn't wrong?

>RotJ
>Luke throws away his lightsaber because he doesn't want to fight his father, he wants to save him

>TLJ
>Luke tosses away his father's lightsaber for a cheap laugh

Yeah, to be fair they're basically identical situations

what OT scene is this exactly?

>rejecting something in defiance is the same as doing it out of cowardice
Really increases my midichlorian count

So she was a hero before the casino planet?
lmao full damage control

Awful response, the context and tone was completely different.

tommy

Sure, the act itself is roughly the same, but the context is entirely different. Luke threw down his lightsaber in defiance of the Emperor telling him to kill his father. It was a moral and righteous act. In the Last Jedi, Hamill's new character that replaces Luke throws Luke's lighsaber over his shoulder because even though he fucked up everything according to the movie's narrative he feels no obligation whatsoever to fix it until Rey beats him up and forces him to.

>Already set to lose money on the film
>Now paying an army of online shills for FB and Twitter to condescend their audience

It’s like they learnt nothing from Ghostbusters, fucking hell.

It's as if he had seen every scene in the film before and decided to do it all again, but worse

Why is The Rock running the Star Wars facebook page?