"Did you just mansplain to me?"

>"Did you just mansplain to me?"

Jesus, really?

"Fuck you Poe"

Le Star Wars is female.

Please tell me this not an actual quote from the movie

She didn't say that, did she? I don't know what to believe anymore

What did zhe mean by this?

proof that haters havent even seen the movie. How early did you get your negative RT review in where you cried that the main character was a female?

No, it's guys age 18 - 30 watching femdom porn and feeling embarrased afterwards, projecting.

Hella fuckin epic thread my dude, I can't wait to see it every day for the next two months

No, she doesn't actually say 'mansplaining' but she might as well have. The whole dialogue between her and Poe was basically "Silly male, you can't into space battles. Now run along and let the strong women take over." It was total bs, because Poe was right in his decision making. The rebel fleet would've been destroyed if I wasn't for the bombing attack that Poe led.

Such a punchable face holy shit. You know she loves Daria, Dr Who, and cats

>Umm yes shitlord, it matters what gender pronouns we use even in the middle of battle. If we have to resort to transphobic language to win then it's not really a victory is it?
Woah, did this feel really out of place to anyone else?

>It's like if Jesus kicked lepers in the throat instead of curing them
So he admits that it's an illness that needs to be cured?

Ruined the immersion for me desu senpai.

To be fair I would expect aliens to use different pronouns.

"We'll destroy every last, stinking one of those Supremacists. We will shoot them with our lasers, we will blast them with our starfighters, we will punch them in to submission if we have to... So help me Goddess..."

Just what did she mean by this? Really makes one think.

so did she and leia?

Holeia

Leialdo

>Are they actually attacking us? Don't they know it's a Wookie holiday today? Oh my force I just can't even right now. I'm literally screaming
I have to say I loved the dialogue in this film, it felt so natural and real.

>What do you mean by the word "history"? It's fucking herstory now you misogynistic shitlord. You should be stabbed in the eyes with screwdrivers!
I had chills when she said this. So brave.

You're not funny in the slightest, cpt. autismo

Hopefully trump and Co are muellered before the next movie begins production so there's no point to the resistance and Kylo can lead the first order to victory with Rey as his apprentice and wife.

>I found out today that one of my headmates is Luke Skywalker guys. I think Darth Vader is feeling a little jealous and awkward now that his son is in there with him. Any ideas for how I can get them to feel comfortable together? Also, Luke says I can't tell you guys the plan
Really Rian?

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>Also, Luke says I can't tell you guys the plan

I'd hate for my life to have so little meaning that I'd spend most of my time watching out for superficial and fake social cues only enforced by rich millionaires and transparent browsers of Reddit/tumblr

>Not gonna lie, former Empire general. This is hilarious watching Kylo crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
am I doing it right?

Have we started the fire?

Kylo hasn't nuked anybody yet faggot!

she says condescendly some shit like "oh thanks for informing me as if I wouldnt know that" (almost going "mr flyboy toxic masculinity man")

the movie creates a whole useless subplot to make her look good and righteous in the end (Finn & Rose leaking her plans) and men questioning her as assholes

But she ultimately got most of them killed by not telling poe the plan because "strong woman doesn't have to answer to no man."

It's actually kind of a hilarious reverse troll by Rian Johnson. "You want to mansplain me? Well I'm not telling you everything."- kills everyone and destroys the nature of star wars with a really shitty suicide attempt into a star destroyer. Fucking hilarious based rian.

I'd lick her box

>admiral allahu akbar

The thing is if Poes awing qt friend survived instead of Poe. And Holdo was a man (just as autistic), she would be the hero standing up to Leias friend who got his position through nepotism (the audience shouldn't have to read books to know why we should give respect or deference to a character) who put the fleet in danger by not informing Hermoine's character who is a resistance legend (there is literally no reason why holdo shouldn't have informed Poe of the plan) because he was not instilling confidence in the crew and only postponing their inevitable deaths.

it was all nonsensical just to have that last bit "you carrie fisher, i mean Lea, taught me how to be me Le Awesome Feminist through female representation in movies" and then the movie gives her a cooler death than Luke or anything they might do with Lea

When Lea comes in and shoots Poe with the stun gun you immediatly realize the writers' intention same as having Yoda's authority saying Rey is teh best

It would be a fun experiment to give 2 teams the same budget to make a film, the team who rakes in the most profit wins. But It's men against women, meaning all the writers, cinematographers, FX department, CG department, Folley artists, promotional team, etc. everyone on one team is female (minus any male actors they use), and the other yeam is all males. I wonder who would make the better film.

>Chewie roars "Women's rights"

They're not even subtle about it anymore

The amount of women and pieces of crap they had as officers was immersion killing.

Bombs in fucking space hurt my brain

Those proton torpedoes hurt her brain too ;)

>He actually liked the Holdo/Leia parting scene
lmaoing at your life

They were sharing final coke tips

What the fuck sort of kid is going to buy an action figure of this cunt?

i never felt embarassed afterwards and i never gave a shit about starwars. i don't hate it but its just another movie to pass the time

the concept of mansplaining really rustles my jimmies.

do women seriously think men do not also encounter know it all assholes (who may or may not know what they are talking about) who overly explain shit to them too?

God I hate this character, and the actress who plays her.