At what moment did you cringe hardest?

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when OP made this thread.

At your pathetic excuse for a thread

When I saw the new commander was a woman ballbuster with fucking pink hair

>"yo mama"

When reylol fags clapped in theater. Just made those disgusting moments that much worse.

when poe was fighting phasma

Milkies

When Poe is watching Luke make his last stand and he goes "Wait, he's doing this for a reason. He's doing this because
>we're the spark that lights the fire that creates the smoke that blah blah blah blah blah blah"
their STUPID fucking motto/tagline bullshit.
I literally moaned loud as fuck in the theater along with several other people

>daddy wants his milkies

Poe "mamma call" joke
then it went downhill
luke throws his saber in Marvel-tier style
but number one is Leia superman

When Luke threw the lightsaber over his shoulder. That's when I lost all hope for the movie.

when the gook kissed the nigga

Either le hold please or le shoulder brush.

Sloth Milkies, followed by opening prank call.

Fair.

Cringed at the your mom joke
Rolled my eyes hard when Luke tossed the saber over his shoulder
Gave up on the movie when Leia superman’d through space

when yoda came on and this lone, autistic kid sitting in front of me clapped like a giddy schoolgirl while everyone else just sat there with the same dead lack of enjoyment as the rest of the movie

Probably the shitty telephone prank.

The dumb prank call opening scene, It was second hand embarrassment.

Luke throwing his light sabre away.

Anything BB-8 related, Porgs ect ... about 2/3 ways through the movie I already decided that Rian Johnson was the wrong man.

The gook had the most annoying face, along with easily being the most annoying character. I wanted her to get killed off but I know she’s just going to return.

LAZER SWORD. What the fuck was that.

All of it. I don't think there was a single scene I liked.

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At the entire casino scene.

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Leia not dying in fucking space.

when the porg crashed into the window of the falcon during the chase szene

>The phone call between Poe and Hux
>The entire space battle following up on the phone call
>Milk tiddies
>Those fucking tiny penguin looking things
>Leia Mary Poppins
>Pink haired dyke
>The fat chink
>The entire arc following the fat chink and Finn (excluding Benicio del Toro)
>Kylo's body
>Yoda
>Snoke dying
>The entire fight after that
>Phasma fight with Finn
>White cuck ball piloting the walker

This whole movie was a mistake.

Fuck off plebbit scum.

>worst moment
LEIAAAAA INNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

This. I almost WTF'd out loud. Knew the rest of movie was going to be a total shitshow after that scene.

Poe vs Hux call
Leia in space
Luke with the milk

When someone used the word "cringe"

It was acceptable when young Anakin said that in Phantom Menace. But a jedi master referring to a light saber as a laser sword was pure cringe. Honestly, I feel like the writers throw bullshit like this into the script just to troll the die-hard fans.

At the binary sunset scene while Luke gives up on life.

I was both cringing and raging, it was so awful what they did to him already.

>Fuck off plebbit scum.
I was making fun of the humor as being reddit. God you're dumb. Go back to facebook with the other mouthbreathers.

Perfectly summarizes this movie, thanks

Yep, this was it. If Poe didn't get his little epiphany the Resistance would be dead. Some B movies have better writing.

Space Leia

Yeah, I saw it on opening night thursday at a theater i like because it doesn't get the same crowds as the big movieplex everyone goes to... I had a couple drinks in me and I regret it because it wasn't even fun to watch buzzed, it just made me more pissed off. The only part that me and other people there thought was kind of cool was the hyperspace kamikaze scene. Also a couple people chuckled when Kylo Ren had his shirt off and Rey quipped "could you put a shirt on?" teehee but honestly they made him look as creepy as possible with super bright lighting, no body hair and his pants hiked up past his bellybutton, of course he looked fucking creepy.
It pisses me off because in the episode 7 trailer they make kylo ren so fucking hype "I will finish... what you started" and then in the movie he's a fag, and then in episode 8 he's even more of a fag.
oh well at least planet of the apes was good this year, and the beguiled, and mother!, and disaster artist surprised me by being pretty good as well. i wish i had just pirated episode 8 like i did episode 7, i was pretty let down. i thought they would explain more shit in this one, but it was the opposite.

Everything she did.

Dusting the dust from his shoulder. Cheapest shit ever.

Everything in casino aside from the Justin Theroux cameo

Milkies scene blew my mind, I don't think I've ever experienced a scene where I unironically questioned what the fuck I was watching. It's beyond a shitty or cringey scene, all the eye contact between Luke, Rey and the space walrus with Luke's satisfied lip smack is aneurysm inducing.

>"Now it's worth it"
Worst line uttered in a film ever

just the prank call, most of the casino segment, and space leia. most of everything else was fine

>>White cuck ball piloting the walker

You know the film is that BAD, when things like this go unnoticed a vast majority of the time because quite frankly .. if the film were half decent, half this board will be meming the terrible BB-8 shenanigans that happened throughout. But it's such a clusterfuck it gets buried underneath the films other dozens, and more important failures.

when Admiral Tumblr and Princess Superwomyn both said "may the force" at the same time.

How is it any different than Chewie and the Ewoks piloting the walker? This is just nitpicking.

If BB-8 can operate an AT-ST, Why couldn't a droid pilot the ship for the kamikaze hyperdrive jump? Why did Holdo have to die?

Space Leia by far. It's not even close.

A lot of scenes suck, but the Space Leia sequence was unreal.

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I honestly thought it was benicio del toro being an opportunistic cunt again. But after getting like 300 Rebels killed there was no way to redeem him.

the wrong sister died

The cold truth is that the fans are sperging because it is not the same shit as ever, like episode 7 was.

literally within the first hour there was
>HUGS HAHA YO MAMA
>MILKIESSSS
>SUPERLEIA
The only good part within that hour was Snoke telling Kylo to fuck off with his stupid bitch ass and grow up

The 'yo momma' shit totally killed it straight off the bat, nothing every recovered it for me.
I mean im an easy to please Star Wars fan, but this movie did nothing for me except feel bad for Mark Hamill

why does the empire need anyone to go in an AT-ST? why do they need solider at all, just have droids!

It has to be luke throwing the lightsaber over his shoulder

I mean i was rolling my eyes so hard i could barely see straight after the movie ended but that was the worst

>"You were always scum"
>"Rebel scum"

Poe phoning General Hux

Jesus that was so bad

When the pilot of the AT-ST was revealed to be bb8 and not stutter guy

the fucking pink hair

as a britbong I will never understand this autistic trend you americans keep trying to export

Yeah because we need MORE ironic shitposting.
Bring all the facebook memes, frogs and wojacks! Repost them forever!

Honestly if it wasn't for grumpy Luke, hothead Poe, DJ wrong hacker Del Toro and just do crazy shit BB8 this movie would be barely watchable as is. Those were the only characters I didn't want to strangle. I mean Chewie did zilch other than knocking down Luke's door but then his porg scenes were enough is enough. I wanted Leia to die to put her out of her misery and the fact she sided with Holdo over Poe was more cringey SJW injected Kennedy shit. So I'll forgive the BB8 walker stuff even if it was young Anakin prequels level shit. BTW why can't the Empire/TFO learn their lesson and make their equipment and vehicles less likely to be hijacked by rebels?

This, though it would have been a step down for the character if DJ was, in fact, piloting the AT-ST

flying leia and luke dusting his shoulder

I felt like I was watching a marvel movie with the forced comedy.

Having a spaceship that drops bombs via gravity

Rose’s “I wanna punch the whole empire” or whatever line. So bad.

>Holdo proclaiming "The Age of White Men is OVER!" before kamikazeeing the First Order fleet
Really Rian?

Maybe it's because I live in a flyover state but everybody in my theatre laughed at every fucking thing in the movie. It made me embarrassed to be a human.

It would've worked if Stutter del Toro didn't actually sell them out. Even Hux was surprised that he just gave up the Resistance like that. One little dropped plot hole but DJ was interested in BB-8 and therefore would probably want to take him as another reward. But as soon as he left that was it.You'd think he'll return in 9 so he gets his comeuppance but I doubt he will.

Star Wars has always been about a franchise with very bad, simplistic movies with some good ideas, nostalgia goggles keep people blind of the past and overly critical of anything new that do not emulate it.

When everything that ever happened in SW was rendered obsolete and in hindsight extremly stupid.

"reach out"

ill never forgive these jews for killing star wars

>you americans

To be fair the pink hair and odd colored hair trend was started in Japan with anime and for some reason fat cunts over here in America adopted it to look more "kawaii desu ne!"

I'm not saying the japs are to blame but Americans really should start killing fat women.

>yo mamma joke right in the first five minutes
I knew right then it was gonna be one of those movies

>Hux: Hey Resistance we just pulled lightspeed tracking out of our asses. We just decided to use it cause Rian Johnson just decided to use it regardless of EU or canon. Prepare to die.
> Holdo: Hey Empire, I just decided to warpspeed kamikaze into your Dreadnought just cause. No one in SW decided to do it till Kathleen Kennedy gave me the okay. Die cisgendered white male scum!
This fucking movie.

Comics handled this by just making hyperspacing ships hit the damn shields.
This is a stupid can of worms that never should have been opened.

Probably that god-awful scene with orange lady Yoda having a fight while on the phone.

Ok, I hated avery thing mentioned in this thread save for one.

What was the big deal with the milk scene?

That's the only "joke" in the movie I actually liked

Bombing run in space when any X-Wing can launch powerful long range homing torpedoes as shown in the very first movie. It was just pointless and unnecessary reference to B-17 bombers, at least Lucas used WW2 as inspiration in a more clever way.

Almost forgot about that.
Who the fuck was holding the camera?

Was it needed at all?

Oh yes WTF was that about? It's like Kennedy mandated that Mon be a badass or something. She was a shit character in TFA too but somehow by getting Finn and Rose on that scavenger hunt of filler she made the film even shittier.

>"I'm from Jakku!"
>"...Okay, that is pretty much nowhere."

It was cringe and made me realise that Star Wars will never take itself seriously ever again.

>caps for emphasis
>!
Spotted the female brain.

Well, I guess the point was showing how luke survived in his self impose exile, just like the fishing and jumping with that pole

>remember the guy who was willing to risk his life to save his friend, and rescue his father from the underworld, and save the galaxy?
>member how he was going start a new jedi academy and train a new generation of jedi
>here he is, miking a sloth and drinking green milk while making silly faces!

I want Laura Dern to bust my balls. Mommy as fuck.

>It's a union dispute!
Gotta love Disney pushing that syndicalism on the kiddies.

>"I'm from Jakku"
>"I'm from Tatooine"
One change could redeem that whole scene

I exiled myself from Sup Forums to avoid spoilers and sought refuge in Sup Forums. Having seen the movie just now I just cringe at all the quips they forced into it.

Super leia was bad, poe's prank call was bad, but this was the worst of them all

So Rian Johnson secretly wants to be Joss Whedon and Dan Harmon. Fuck it but why not have Disney get those two on SW instead? At least the quips would work.

He could have drunk some fucking spring water, we did not need a comedic scene where he gets face covered in green milk.

He didn't even make silly faces

those were two different characters, m8