>movie is longer than 90 minutes
Movie is longer than 90 minutes
Heres a trick for you cinema newbies:
Condom with the end cut off, tape it onto a bit of tubing, run it down your trouser leg and into a bottle.
Can watch all the kino's you want.
>and into a bottle.
why bother? just put end of tube under your neightbour seat
its the Ushers job to scrub the seats retards.
>kino is longer than 90 minutes
you'd smell like a nursing. Then again, if you're posting on here, that'd be the least of your problems
That seems like a lot of work to jury rig a diaper.
did someone say pisskino
Leave piss kino to me
>drinks a constant stream of water, gallons upon gallons
>pisses for hours
Wow!!!
based
>movie is less than 7 hours long
Just piss on the floor. Its the wagies job to clean it up.
>movie less than 3 hours and 40 minutes
i just don't drink a ton an hour or so before going to a movie. easy
BASED
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>movie is shorter than 90 minutes
>not ordering extra salt with your crab legs to aid in retaining water
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it had 2 or 3 intermissions though
>needs to pee more than once within 2 hours
Woman detected
>Movie less than 4 hours and 31 minutes.
>jury rig
Are you legitimately retarded?
thirdworlder with cinemas that don't sell beer detected
>movie is 18 hours
You seriously can't hold your piss for 2 to 3 hours?
Get checked for cancer
>Not watching your kinos at 1.3x speed
>not watching at 0.75x speed for maximum visual absorption
Pleb. How am I supposed to watch 7 kinos a day if I watch at 0.75x speed?
I saw one that lasted 24 hours
>movie is 2 hours long
>is first in a series with multiple sequels that you can marathon
why this is oddly hot?
Patrician fetish
>watching kino in aisle in front of railing
>have to pee really bad
>row is completely full
>to autistic to move through entire row
>decide to vault over railing
>land on the side of my foot
>twist my ankle
>fall into people watching the movie
oh great, another wicked fetish... ah fuck
OMG user I told you you should have let me use the toilet before The Last Jedi!!!
>tfw she isn't sitting on your face right now!