Movie is longer than 90 minutes

>movie is longer than 90 minutes

Heres a trick for you cinema newbies:

Condom with the end cut off, tape it onto a bit of tubing, run it down your trouser leg and into a bottle.

Can watch all the kino's you want.

>and into a bottle.
why bother? just put end of tube under your neightbour seat

its the Ushers job to scrub the seats retards.

>kino is longer than 90 minutes

you'd smell like a nursing. Then again, if you're posting on here, that'd be the least of your problems

That seems like a lot of work to jury rig a diaper.

did someone say pisskino

Leave piss kino to me
>drinks a constant stream of water, gallons upon gallons
>pisses for hours
Wow!!!

based

>movie is less than 7 hours long

Just piss on the floor. Its the wagies job to clean it up.

>movie less than 3 hours and 40 minutes

i just don't drink a ton an hour or so before going to a movie. easy

BASED

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>movie is shorter than 90 minutes

>not ordering extra salt with your crab legs to aid in retaining water

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it had 2 or 3 intermissions though

>needs to pee more than once within 2 hours
Woman detected

>Movie less than 4 hours and 31 minutes.

>jury rig
Are you legitimately retarded?

thirdworlder with cinemas that don't sell beer detected

>movie is 18 hours

You seriously can't hold your piss for 2 to 3 hours?

Get checked for cancer

>Not watching your kinos at 1.3x speed

>not watching at 0.75x speed for maximum visual absorption

Pleb. How am I supposed to watch 7 kinos a day if I watch at 0.75x speed?

I saw one that lasted 24 hours

>movie is 2 hours long
>is first in a series with multiple sequels that you can marathon

why this is oddly hot?

Patrician fetish

>watching kino in aisle in front of railing
>have to pee really bad
>row is completely full
>to autistic to move through entire row
>decide to vault over railing
>land on the side of my foot
>twist my ankle
>fall into people watching the movie

oh great, another wicked fetish... ah fuck

OMG user I told you you should have let me use the toilet before The Last Jedi!!!

>tfw she isn't sitting on your face right now!